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    Explore "caveman" with insightful episodes like "13: John Allgaier - Fraggle Rock meets Captain Caveman", "#93: PodcasterDATING #5 – Podcasterbating", "A Policeman's Advice on How to Deal with Stress", "UNCLE IRA'S BASEMENT Mini-Podcast: TROG" and "What would Joe De Sena do?" from podcasts like ""The Tailgate Entertainer | Performers | Performance Business | Creatives | Artists | Talent Buyers", "Podcasterbating", "Never Ever Give Up Hope", "Damn Dirty Geeks" and "Barbell Buddha Podcast - with Chris Moore from Barbell Shrugged"" and more!

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    13: John Allgaier - Fraggle Rock meets Captain Caveman

    13: John Allgaier - Fraggle Rock meets Captain Caveman

    Welcome! Today’s guest is John Allgaier, the owner of BC Characters, an entertainment company that started as a strolling fair act. If you think “slow and relaxed” defines a strolling act, then you’ve got the wrong idea here. John and his performers use body puppetry in costumes at a frenzied and energetic pace. Let’s find out more from John!

     

    What you’ll hear in this episode:

    • To get an idea of John’s characters, think Fraggle Rock meets Captain Caveman, in full-size body costumes.
    • Each costume is made of foam and metal, weighing 30-50 lbs.
    • The fair industry IS John’s source of income.
    • A physically demanding test of endurance
    • Why your performance must be STRONG
    • John’s business started in 1990, with only one costume. (The 12th one is in process now!)
    • Why John has NO regrets
    • “You will always learn more from your mistakes than from your successes.”
    • John looks forward to stepping aside and seeing his “guys” carry on the business.
    • What’s important to be successful in the fair industry? Be flexible to change, adaptable, and understand your customer.
    • The patrons are your #1 boss!
    • There is a power in the costume.
    • Why families trust a character in costume
    • Be aware of interaction and contact with patrons.
    • John’s biggest fear? Keeping his image and his quality of service
    • Balancing family life, marriage, and life on the road
    • John’s biggest mistake? Trying to push and grow too fast and losing quality in the process
    • People have to know about your act and you have to be good enough to be invited back.
    • John’s advice: Listen more than you speak, be flexible, and keep your demands low.
    • Find out more about John: www.bigmouthe.com.

    #93: PodcasterDATING #5 – Podcasterbating

    #93: PodcasterDATING #5 – Podcasterbating

    This week Ace & Herm bring back PodcasterDATING! This is the fifth edition to their dating series, and the first one in almost a year. During this series we read dating stories submitted to us by our listeners. This episode we have three to tell you — and they are crazy.

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    A Policeman's Advice on How to Deal with Stress

    A Policeman's Advice on How to Deal with Stress

    Carl Rosier-Jones is a full time police officer, trained investigator and negotiator who has great insight in how to deal with stress.  His book offers tips on how people can be better communicators and less stressed when in a nerve-wracking situation.


    In his book, Caveman Stress Principles, he describes the basic caveman roles we play and how they interact - Hunter, Protector, Gatherer and Healer   

     

    Listen to his enlightening interview which includes some humorous accounts as a policeman where he had to not only apply his techniques but also some brute force.

     

    UNCLE IRA'S BASEMENT Mini-Podcast: TROG

    UNCLE IRA'S BASEMENT Mini-Podcast: TROG

    Finally, the Damn Dirty Geeks can reveal our newest podcast feature: Uncle Ira's Basement, a series of mini-podcast episodes -- oh, you might call them Seed Pods -- in which the Geeks discuss movies, TV and genre topics we love, hate or are indifferent to in short 10-minute shows.

    In this debut Uncle Ira's Basement episode, resident DDG hosts Frank Dietz and Frank Woodward revisit the 1970 cult horror film TROG, directed by Hammer horror veteran Freddie Francis, starring Joan Crawford and Michael Gough.

    Watch for more new installments of Uncle Ira's Basement coming soon, and be sure to subscribe to the Damn Dirty Geeks on iTunes. Please leave your review of our show to share with other genre entertainment fans!

    Caveman kids and the mommoth hunt

    Caveman kids and the mommoth hunt
    The mammoth came, big scraggy beasts that lumbered through the darkness of the moonless night. Their thudding footsteps, the only sound that echoed off the frozen landscape. Bouncing off the ice covered hills until the sound was lost amongst the sparse lifeless trees that stood short against the bleak and lonely landscape. The mammoth followed the same path they had followed from the beginning of time. Proud beasts that walked tall. There was not much to be afraid of when you are a huge walking giant that towers over all the other beasts of the plains. But there was one little beast the mammoths were very afraid off. And they were here. Mommy Mammoth following a path her mother had taught her. A pathway passed down from generation to generation. At the back of the hill over looking the steep cliff the hunters waited. They could hear the giant beasts lumbering along in the darkness. And they could feel the ground shudder with every movement. The strong overpowering smell of unwashed fur, that was covered in years of sweat and dirt floated on the crisp night air. It mingled with the beautiful pungent smell of wood smoke that drifted around the blazing fire Little Leaf and her younger brother Rock Thrower tended the fire. They had spent all afternoon gathering wood to burn, and long dry sticks to be used as fire sticks. The mammoths were now walking along the cliff edge. It was time for the hunters to move. The mammoth were huge dangerous beasts that towered over the hunters. But the hunters had a secret weapon that the mammoth were afraid of. FIRE. “Stay here and keep the fire burning” Father said “and if anything comes wave the fire sticks at it.” Then he and the hunters walked into the night. Little Leaf and Rock Thrower watched the trail of flames walking towards the mammoth. The mammoth could smell the smoke and hear the soft crackle of the fire and they knew. Mommy Mammoth had been here many times. She knew the hunters would come as they always came. She trumpeted a warning and then charged, hoping her little daughter would follow. The hunters rushed into the herd waving the fire sticks. Hoping the confusion would drive some of the huge hairy beasts over the cliff. Little leaf and Rock Thrower heard the screams and knew the hunt had been a success. Mommy Mammoth keep trumpeting and leading the way but in the confusion she lost her little calf. She had heard the screams and knew that when the sun came up there would be less in the herd. Article by © Peter Legrove 2014, at www.animalsdinosaursandbugs.com **You have permission to reprint this article. Use it on your website, in your ezine or newsletter or in any printed form. The only requirement is to include the footnote at the base of the article and not change the wording**

    Gary Collins: Ex-FDA Agent Exposes Overnight Health Experts & What's Really in Your Supplements

    Gary Collins:  Ex-FDA Agent Exposes Overnight Health Experts & What's Really in Your Supplements

    Watch or listen to this week's episode with Gary Collins...

     Gary Collins was a special agent for the FDA. Now, he’s a ruthless consumer watchdog—down in the dirt trying to keep the supplement and pharmaceutical industries clean and honest, which is quite a monumental task.

    In this week's episode, Gary pulls back the curtain on what the FDA knows that the public doesn’t—information that just may be keeping you from having a lean and healthy body.

    In this episode, we’ll reveal:

    • The truth about the explosion of "sham supplement" companies — is your vitamin laced?
    • Why you should never trust a diet book written by a celebrity.
    • Which ADHD meds are practically street meth.
    • Overnight “experts,” and why they are usually just clever marketers.
    • How and where to buy good quality supplements that are safe.

    This interview is so raw and honest that I was absolutely shocked by some of the things I learned. Do yourself, and the health of your family a huge favor and watch this episode!

    Gary also just released The Organic Caveman, and it covers everything from GMO’s to polyculture and teaches you how to bring organic food into your lifestyle. Check it out on his website.

    SHOW NOTES:

    I grew up an athlete and self-admitted redneck—hunting and fishing. I went to college for criminal justice and health science. After college, I went into the military. After that, I worked in the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. When I burned out on investigation, I ended up in the FDA where I went out of the frying pan and into the fire.

    What does a special agent job for the FDA look like?

    It’s working with all the different agencies investigation crimes. It involves search warrants and affidavits just like any other type of investigation—only we’re investigating cases of counterfeit drugs, food, supplements, scam companies. Stuff like that.

    We’re going after that guy who’s selling you a cream that actually has an active drug ingredients when it’s not supposed to. Or the online Viagra that has too much active ingredient or is nothing but sawdust.

    What kinds of consumer goods are being counterfeited? One time, I found a case of counterfeited Campbell’s Soup, and I’ve found counterfeit catsup, too. Centrum vitamins have been counterfeited in China for years.

    These scam artists make it almost impossible for us to shut them down. They put up a complicated web of shells and fronts and an endless succession of new companies. If you shut one down, they pop up in a new name with the same product the next day.

    Supplements are not regulated by the FDA. There’s good and bad to that. It’s good because we can do what we want—and it’s bad because the bad guys can do what they want, too.

    HOW TO AVOID SHAM SUPPLEMENTS:

    Don’t go to Walmart (or whatever big box store) and buy whichever bottle is 50% off. Do that and you’re rolling the dice, and you’ll probably end up causing more harm than good.

    Use common sense. If it sounds too good to be true (“Lose 100 pounds eating anything you want!” for example.), then it probably is.

    If it’s really cheap, it’s probably garbage.

    Never buy from multi-level marketing companies. If a product is good, why would you need everyone in your family and neighborhood to sell it in order to buy it? It makes no sense. In my [Gary’s] many years of experience, I have yet to find a good MLM company product.

    NEVER buy supplements off of Ebay. You really do not know what you’re getting.

    Don’t buy on Amazon, unless you’re buying directly from the source. When you go to a product page on Amazon, there’s a little box that tells you the seller. Don’t just look at that box, actually click on it. That will take you to the seller’s page. If the link you follow goes to a different company than what’s “listed” as the seller, don’t buy the supplement. It’s a scam.

    Stay away from supplements that are owned by big pharmaceutical or personal care companies. Sometimes a small company puts out a great product, then they’re bought by big business and the formulas all change.

    HOW TO FIND QUALITY SUPPLEMENTS:

    Go to your small, local health food store. The employees running the vitamin and supplement section are usually well-trained and have experience in the area. Ask them which brand supplement is best for whatever you’re trying to address. Make sure they know you’re serious and you don’t want any BS.

    Go to an expert for advice or to order your supplements. Find someone who’s not a supplement store [such as Gary] to order your supplements from, but make sure they’re well-trusted and have a solid background in wellness.

    Make sure the supplement you buy is lab tested. If it’s not, then anything could be in there and they could make any claim they want.

    Ask people who are on it. That’s really the best way to find something good—just be wary if someone has fantastic results on a cheap-o supplement. Sham companies will sometimes lace just a few of each batch with performance-enhancing drugs to amp up the hype over this “miracle” product.

    Go for small brands that have been around a while. Like Megafoods is a good example. This means they have some credibility. Do your homework, it’s your body we’re talking about!

    Counterfeit supplements can be worthless, or dangerous, or both. Some supplements are doped to get results, but they don’t always dope the entire line. They’ll drop in an active drug so some random consumer will get a bottle and feel great, but the next time they purchase it, there will be no effects at all. Oops, and it’s too late for that 30-day money back guarantee!

    HERBS can be loaded with heavy metals and toxins. Even with the USDA organics, you just don’t know anymore because the process isn’t regulated.

    What kind of water are they using?

    Where are the herbs grown?

    Are they using herbicides and pesticides? Which ones?

    Is this organic farm built on top of an old farm that might still be leaching chemicals?

    If you’re private labeling, you can start a supplement company online for a few hundred bucks. This means that you just slap your company branding on a bottle of supplements made by the larger manufacturer. There are new private labeled brands popping up every single day, and the problem is that you just don’t know what you’re getting.

    ADhD meds for children are just one atom off from street meth. *In fact, patients taking a methamphetamine for ADhD can often test positive on a drug test, and can have a propensity for addiction.

    Everyone wants a quick fix, but the only way to optimal health is slow and steady. Take a couple of new supplements at a time, max. Throw on your running shoes and get moving. Eat right. There is no magic bottle. And for gosh sakes…

    Don’t take advice from celebrities! TV sells controversy and star-power. Cameron Diaz recently wrote a book on total optimal health. Fine, great for her that she found what works in her life. But what’s the point of the book? It’s to make money. She doesn’t have a background in health. She’s never consulted with clients and seen the straight-on effects of what she’s slinging. It just doesn’t make sense.

    Abel: The thing that got me sick was listening to the wrong doctors and relying on celebrity books.

    Gary: I’ve investigated a lot of doctors during my career, so there was a time that I didn’t go to a doctor for two years because I was only seeing the bad ones. There are good out there, too.

    RED FLAG= someone claiming to be a health expert when they have no background in the field. One of these “overnight experts” once said that because modern medicine has it all wrong, it’s better to start with a blank template. That guy had never had a biology or biochemistry class. No nutrition or physiology. Hmmm, who knows more?

    If someone has “learned the secret” to optimal health, or they’ve “uncovered a hidden ingredient” like in Subway’s bread, that doesn’t mean they’re a health expert. That one ingredient in Subway bread isn’t what’s making our nation fat and sick. It’s eating that garbage in the first place that’s doing it. That person with one secret or one find has no background in anything related to health but suddenly they’re a sensation. Best to turn the other way… and run!

    Gary’s got three books out, available on his website and on AmazonPrimal Power Method Change Your Body. Change Your Life.Primal Power Method Quick Super Easy Primal Paleo Recipes; and Primal Power Method The Organic Caveman. The Organic Caveman has just been released, and it covers everything from GMO’s to polyculture and teaches you how to bring organic food into your lifestyle.

    Kwik-E-Pod 017: Treehouse of Horror

    Kwik-E-Pod 017: Treehouse of Horror

      The spooktacular debut of Treehouse of Horror is upon us and we brought in Paul Layland to help us dissect this classic.  We get a brief look at Nikki and Paul's confusing past, Paul's parking lot story, we discuss the painful birth of Treehouse of Horror and the precedent of Kang & Kodos, the horrible Simpson family, breaking down Bad Dream House, A Time To Kill, Air Bud, Paul hates character development, a Morse Code story from Nikki, Caveman, Paul's Star Trek TNG fantasies, T-U-R-T-L-E Power, the '90s ninja craze, Hungry Are the Damned, weights and measures, it's not TV, great moments in The Simpsons history, Finding Swartzwelder,  the great raven debate of 2013, the elements of horror, and finally The Kwik-E-Pod Players' dramatic recitation of Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven. 

    PMC 66 - John Lehr

    PMC 66 - John Lehr

    John Lehr ("10 Items or Less" and an original Geico Caveman) chats with Cole and Vanessa about Blue Ivy Carter, Evel Knievel, fake choking, Beezow Doo-Doo Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop, baseball vs. football films, Heidi Klum, kid wars, bloody noses, falling in grocery stores viral videos, Noah Baumbach, Angelina Jolie's wondrous lips, The Andy Griffith Show, junkyard dramas, uncomfortable makeup applications, Portland's beards, and hanging with the guys from Friends at a secret Bevery Hills club. Leave your answer to the firsts question (the first truly dangerous or ill-advised stunt or thing you tried to do as a kid) on our website for a chance to win a super comfy Pop My Culture T-Shirt!

    The Newest Diet Fad: Paleo

    The Newest Diet Fad: Paleo

    The newest fad diet on the block combines all the trends of the day: "low-carb," "gluten-free," and "low glycemic index," instilling fears about healthful foods and waxing poetic about animal flesh and fluids. You might call this a "retro" diet in that in doesn't look forward; it looks backwards. Way backwards! Not backwards 10 years or 100 years but 20,000 years! Join me as I discuss the The Paleo Diet: why it's not sustainable, why it's a just fad, why its claims cannot be substantiated, and why it appeals to people who Pasturbate.