christian comedian

John and Alex officially passed the test to be U.S. Citizens, and it didn't involve any gambling....

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Zanesville (5:45)
Baby names (29:11)
Citizenship quiz (43:31)
Tuesday with Taylor (1:05:30)

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John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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3/2 New Orleans, LA
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3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA

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PRODUCED BY:
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It's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore.

Intro (0:00)
Are we doing content? (4:45)
Tracy Chapman (18:10)
Wear shoes (34:55)
Mount Rushmore (47:44)
OnlyFans Mom (1:08:44)

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John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
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2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY

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John is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, we earn what "stainless steel" means, and John puts the "wellness" movement in its place.

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Smart or Dumb (18:42)
Celebrity fans (34:30)
Crypto pastor (39:19)
Ben Rector (55:18)
Wellness community has gone MENTAL (1:08:00)

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John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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This week Kate and Suzy explore the rise and fall of Mike Warnke, the self-proclaimed ex-satanic "high priest" turned evangelical christian comedian. Warnke swept America through the 1980's, appearing on shows like 20/20 and Oprah, where he would share tales of his past as a satanic coven leader, which included child torture and murder. Nearly a decade passed before it was revealed that Warnke was nothing more than liar and a fraud with a killer mullet. 

A media legend is joining us today. You know her from her extensive coverage as an anchor at a little sports media company called ESPN... welcome Sage Steele! Sage and John talk about her relationship with Stu Scott, Stephen A Smith, Pat McAfee, and more. They also discuss her start at ESPN, and her love for NASCAR, and Sage shares some wisdom on when it is time to put your foot down and speak up.

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
1/18 North Charleston, SC
1/19 Columbia, SC
1/20 Wilmington, NC
1/27 Nashville, TN
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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If someone asks you if you know someone, just say yes. What you don't want to say yes to, is lunch at Leggies, or a gig at Guitar Center.

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Dave Barnes (8:25)
Being a comic (16:10)
Novelty is king (40:20)
Shame (1:04:55)
Christ Chella (1:24:40)

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
1/18 North Charleston, SC
1/19 Columbia, SC
1/20 Wilmington, NC
1/27 Nashville, TN
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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It's a Christmas special and today we get John's girlfriend Lydia joining the pod today. We learn that John loves being the Grinch, how to correctly pronounce mischievous, and that we had an all-star lineup for 2023.
Happy Holidays from the Net Positive team!

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John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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1/18 North Charleston, SC
1/19 Columbia, SC
1/20 Wilmington, NC
1/27 Nashville, TN
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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PRODUCED BY:
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It's time we draw a line with the whole "getting ready with me" trend. Another line to draw, is marrying your twin, definitely don't do that.

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
The truth about celebrity photos (10:45)
Married her twin (19:34)
King Solomon (44:23)
Shohei Ohtani (54:45)
Comment section (58:20)

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA
1/18 North Charleston, SC
1/19 Columbia, SC
1/20 Wilmington, NC
1/27 Nashville, TN
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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We are unhinged and that's how it should be. A few key things discovered this week that you definitely didn't know. A new flight pattern to Moscow was discovered by John and Andrew that only takes 1 hour. Working for Chipotle is a criminal punishment. John really hates Georgia. And Young Thug does stand for what you think...

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA
1/18 North Charleston, SC
1/19 Columbia, SC
1/20 Wilmington, NC
1/27 Nashville, TN
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH

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The fact that we are 82 episodes in and just having ERNEST on should be, and probably is a crime. He's Lipscomb's finest analyst, and also sort of making waves in the country music scene. Happy Thanksgiving y'all!

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
ERNEST (6:18)
Ryman (25:30)
Things have changed (41:44)
Old "friends" (1:01:10)

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA
1/18 North Charleston, SC
1/19 Columbia, SC
1/20 Wilmington, NC
1/27 Nashville, TN
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH

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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

John had the weekend off and is coming in hot this week. Emergency Chik Fil A and Liz the restaurant owner. Thank God for the internet.

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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This  is the energy we need today, and it is brought to you by Savannah Chrisley. Savannah roasts John's "Canadian tuxedo" for 10 minutes, and talks about her parent's situation, a new boyfriend who is definitely too hot to die, and some advice for John, Alex, and Andrew.

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Introducing Savannah Chrisley (6:43)
Chrisley's in prison (15:44)
Special Forces (35:31)
Same haircut (58:29)
New boyfriend (1:00:24)
 

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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John's Soho House Sauna Saga continues, and this time with a great outcome, and an invitation for John to intervene more... The Rock joins the celeb apology video train, John gets caught RED-HANDED at his live show, and Denver still sucks.

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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John accidentally joins a pride parade, pledges $5,000 to Taylor Swift's love, and does some racist math. All in an hour and a half...

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Pride parade (8:10)
Taylor Swift (23:00)
Why We Love Men (46:30)
Growing Goats (1:04:58)
Racist math (1:29:00)

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Three solo episodes in a row, and the boys are rollin. John provides some training on a "quick yes and quick no", and then he enlightens us on car horn etiquette. Also, we have a strong candidate to overtake John The Baptist, in WWEvangelism.

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
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11/12 Calgary, AB
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11/17 York, PA
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11/19 Richmond, VA
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12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
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12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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First solo episode in a bit, and we are back with packed episode. Protestors are getting run over, Trump got a mugshot, robberies are getting hard, and Bradley Cooper is a saint. One reaction to all of it: Well, well, well...

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
John has a confrontation at Barstool (11:32)
John's take on gun violence (17:30)
Protestor of the week (42:18)
Redskins are back? (1:12:16)
Well well well (1:20:48)

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John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

Taking photos with the opposite sex, traveling to Venus,  defending your castle, and a list of things we do not care about. Nowhere else will you get that diverse a topic list. Someone please, explain the joke...

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Being alive is hard (9:26)
John gets caught (17:45)
Protestor of the week (43:36)
Who gets the right of way when walking? (1:05:28)
Fan emails (1:20:43)
Things we don't care about (1:40:32)

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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John's cousins from the village drop by the studio. They are the winners of the 21st season of The Voice. They made history by being the first trio to ever win the show, and also made history in the studio with the strangest group text name ever, "Big Brass Monkey" - Welcome to the show, Girl Named Tom.

 The band is releasing their first post-Voice single on August 25th and will release more songs throughout the fall. Come see them live in a city near you! Tickets available at girlnamedtom.com/events
Go support the team!

Intro (0:00)
Girl Named Tom (17:35)
Siblings (24:05)
Strive for excellence (43:36)
The Voice (50:27)
It's okay to change (1:17:30)


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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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We are grateful to have made it through the week, even with the writer's strike in Hollywood. Really unsure how we made it, especially with all this time blindness going on...

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Actor strike (10:55)
Ben and Jerry's gets served (30:40)
Time blindness (39:10)
The Amish might have figured it out (51:00)
Fan emails: Unnecessary embarrassments (1:11:10)

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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An absolutely jam-packed episode. From Drake offering you a Bud Light, and hot chicken being horrible, to a 1-year-old surviving for 40 days in the Amazon Forest, and breast milk curing Cory Asbury.

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Bud Light Boycott (8:55)
Protestor of the week (12:06)
Hot Chicken is HORRIBLE (29:23)
Cory Asbury calls (56:18)
"Hey cowboy" (1:08:03)
LIV vs PGA (1:10:10)

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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