Episode 29: In Retrospect, the Hummingbird...
Our gang of murder hobos were reunited with our previously-irreparably-broken comrade Ellywick. She’s been resurrected into something that is probably a succubus, so the monks who helped us earlier aren’t too happy with us now, especially since we wouldn’t let them sacrifice her. But before we could “work things out” with the monks, Eulalie got harpooned and dragged off towards the river. Will we ever escape Hell? Or, better question, shouldwe be allowed to escape Hell?
Enjoy!
Section 1:
- Vermillion also gets speared, so she doesn’t get that dope a** dagger!
- “I don’t think they are our friends…”
- Ellywick sings a seductive song that sounds like “W.A.P.”
- Eulalie wants to turn into a hummingbird… “oh, wait let me think about this for two seconds…HOW ABOUT AN ANACONDA! What could possibly go wrong!”
- Canicus chops the harpoon’s rope to free Vermillion.
- And now would be a good time for FIRE!!!
- Father Ralph throws a dart.
- Hortense turns a guy into a frappé using ‘Cloud of Daggers.’
- Gari used explodes a guy, but in, like, a holy (holey?) way.
- Father Ralph uses a ki point to dodge a harpoon/bat it away with his d***. SUCK IT!
- But unfortunately, Vermillion was standing right behind him.
Song: “Counting Up the Damage”
Section 2:
- We suddenly remember that Helen is a part of our group.
- The pirates are disgusted by Gari’s maggots and halo of flies, but not enough to pass on trying to kidnap him.
- The pirate queen, though well-dressed in finery, looks like she took a bath in acid, so no, she doesn’t look anything like Beato.
- Ellywick really needs to work on that soul-eating compulsion…
- Anaconda don’t want none unless you… roll a one… 🎵🎵🎵
- “Blinded by the light…” 🎵🎵🎵
- “Just tickle me from the inside.”
- In Canicus’s holy light, Father Ralph attempts to squeeze the snake ‘til it barfs.