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Hot Dog #39- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1994’s “Double Dragon”. This film had us asking such questions as; did they decide to play or even look at the video game before making the movie? What genre of movie is this supposed to be? Why in this goofy kids movie is Abobo something out of a David Crohnenburg horror film? Why is their station wagon rocket car so slow? What exactly is Robert Patrick’s plan? Did the federal government just abandon LA after an earthquake? Why did they hire Scott Wolf if he can clearly do no Karate whatsoever? Why is Julia Nixon in this movie for 5 minutes? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #38- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1995’s “Virtuosity”. This film had us asking such questions as; did somebody black mail Denzel Washington? Why are the matrix future cops wearing weird leather baseball caps? Why does Denzel Washington have a robot arm when it never really matters? Did Kelly Lynch go to the salon and say “give me the Laura Dern Please !” ? Why is Hitler not the strongest personality in Russel Crowes head? Why is no one impressed by the fact that we can use nanobots to form sentient androids? What ever happened to all the other parolees who have microchips in their brains? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #37- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1994’s “Class of 1999 II: The substitute”. This film had us asking such questions as; did they really think America was going to descend into post-apocalyptic dystopian madness in just 5 years? Why do they show us a paintball gun used to set people on fire and then never set anyone on fire? Is this set in a crumbling city, a government controlled dystopia, or the woods? Why are all of these high school student 40 years old? Why would you take kids who are all involved in violent gangs and teach them how to kill each other with paintballs? Why is the “museum” really just a trailer? Is the original movie really as cool as the sequel leads us to believe? Why is it so easy to get away with murder on school property? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #36- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1987’s “Masters of the Universe”. This film had us asking such questions as; can Dolph Lundgren speak English? The answer is no. Why is half of this movie a teen drama? Better yet, why is this movie set on earth at all? Why does the whole “Courtney Cox’s parents are dead” subplot even exist? What does being “The Master of The Universe” actually entail?And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #35- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1986’s “Terror Vision”. This film had us asking such questions as; what does Brett Garret do for a living to be able to afford this ridiculous mansion? Why is Ricardo Montalban not concerned that the indoor heated pool is filled with lube? Whey are there so many roman statue fountains in this house? What exactly is the point of the Boob Medusa lady being in this movie? Is the daughter the 80’s personified? Is there a satellite in space for each TV channel? Why is Brett Garret wearing an ascot ?And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #34- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1990’s “Captain America”. Yes, there was a Captain America movie in the 90's. This film had us asking such questions as; why is Captain Americas go to superhero move to steal a car and leave people stranded? Why is the President of the United States always wearing jeans? Why did they say the scientist who created the super soldiers never wrote anything down when in fact she wrote everything down? Why does the Red Skull cut his own arm off? Why does Captain America get shot so many times? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #33- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched the 1985 teenage science fiction comedy “My Science Project.” This film had us asking such questions as; why does Fischer Stevens have such a long neck? Why does President Eisenhower, upon learning of intelligent beings in a spaceship, immediately decide to just destroy it? Why is there so much drinking and driving by minors? In the 80s were you allowed to smoke in class? Why do the main characters treat accidental time travel as nothing but a minor inconvenience? Why does lightning only travel 85 miles per hour? Why does everyone take this strange alien device and plug into a wall outlet? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #32- Happy New Year!! Frank-cis and I are back after a holiday break. This week we ease into 2016 with a brief discussion of “The Force Awakens”, including reviews from people who absolutely hated the movie. We also talk about some of the movies we are excited to see in 2016, and we answer a fan letter. Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #31- This week my and Matt’s pandering to you the audience, and playing into the Star Wars hype machine finally comes to an end. We finish the prequel trilogy by watching 2005's “Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith", directed by the devil himself aka George Lucas. This film had us asking such questions as; did we all go see this movie in the theater because we felt obligated to? How have the 1.3 million clone soldiers not all died yet? Why is Count Dooku even in this movie? What the hell is the floating water, mermaid ballet thing Palpatine is watching? What is General Grevious’s motivation other than “he is bad guy” ? What denomination of coin was used to determine what characters would be CGI and what characters would be real ? Why does a nurse robot understand the concept of human emotions ? Why is Anakin such whiney little boy throughout the movie where he is supposed to become the most feared sith enforcer of the empire? Speaking of the empire, why is the republic restructured into an empire after it survived a coup and a civil war? And of course, WHY! WHY GEORGE LUCAS, WHY ?!? ! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #30- This week Matt and I pander to you the audience, by playing into the Star Wars hype machine by watching 2002's “Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the clones", directed by George Lucas aka “The Devil Himself”. This film had us asking such questions as; did no one learn anything from episode I? Is 1.3 million soldiers enough to fight a war against like 10,000 planets? Why are Jedi nothing more than space cops? Why is there an American 1950’s diner a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away? Is count DooKu secretly a good guy begging for help? How much CGI is too much CGI? Why does an assassin who can shape shift never shapeshift? Why did Matt think this was the best of the prequel? Why is Jar Jar Binks the catalyst for the end of democracy in the galaxy? And of course, WHY! WHY GEORGE LUCAS, WHY ?!? ! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #29- This week Matt and I pander to you the audience, by playing into the Star Wars hype machine by watching 1999's “Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace", directed by George Lucas aka “The Devil Himself”. This film had us asking such questions as; how exactly does a 14 year old girl become the elected queen of entire planet? Why is the fact that Anakin is a “Force Jesus” not nearly as important to the characters as it seems? Why is the return of a sith not really worrying anyone? Why are there so many racist minstrel characters in this movie from 1999? Why do they give the Gungans a plasma orb from spencers gifts? And of course, WHY! WHY GEORGE LUCAS, WHY ?!? ! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #28- This week Frank-cis and I watched 1986's teen sex comedy, “Hamburger: The Motion Picture,” directed by Mike Marvin and starring Leigh McCloskey. This film had us asking such questions as; does this fast food 12 week managerial course really count as a “University” just because it’s called “Hamburger University”? Why does the guy who is turning into a chicken, just sort of stop turning into a chicken? Is a nun also allowed to own and operate a fast food franchise, while still being a nun? Why is there an entire course dedicated to chopping onions? Is the only way for a fat person to prevent themselves from eating to violently electrocute themselves? Will the combined farts of 20 morbidly obese fat people blow up a building? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #27- This week Frank-cis and I watched 1986's “Redneck Zombies", which is *technically* a movie! This film had us asking such questions as; can you really call something like this a “film” if it was shot on VHS, what parts of this movie are supposed to intentional funny, and what parts are just bad in a silly way? That last question is serious, I really can’t tell. What do people find appealing about Troma films? Does the image of children drinking alcohol only get funnier the more times you see it? Why are two separate distribution and production companies involved in this? Why would Frank-cis pick this? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #26-This week me and Frank-cis watched 2015's “Tremors 5", starring Michael gross and Jamie Kennedy. This film had us asking such questions as, why did they completely change the look of the monsters that have looked exactly the same for 25+ years? Why is Jamie Kennedy in this movie….like at all? Can you really steal an entire seen from Jurassic Park and get away with it? Why has this movie ruined a character from a franchise that I love? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #25- *ANNIVERSARY EPISODE* This week me and Frank-cis watched 1997's “Batman & Robin", starring George Clooney & directed by Joel Schumacher. This film had us asking such questions as, why is Mr. Freeze called “Mr. Freeze”, when he is a medical Doctor? Why not be called “Dr. Freeze”? Why is Gotham City built on the back of these giant titan statues? Who are these statues of ? Why is an observatory built in the middle of a major metropolitan city? Why does the observatory look like a Chuckie cheese inside? Is Alicia Silverstone the worst actress in the world.? Why does frank-cis think its ok to leave in the middle of a recording session?. And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #24-This week me and Frank-cis watched 1987's “The Monster Squad", starring a bunch of kids. This film had us asking such questions as, where the hell in America is this taking place? How were kids able to get away from so much stuff (i.e. black mailing a girl with naked photo’s & making bullets) ? Why was Dracula and Frankenstein’s monster in a WWII era bomber? If Dracula is more or less and immortal demon man with an array of powers, why does he rely so heavily on dynamite? Where the hell did Dracula’s magic car come from? Does Frank-cis actually watch these movies before we record? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #23-This week me and Frank-cis watched 1986's Jim Wynorski robot slasher “Chopping Mall". This film had us asking such questions as, how can this mall afford 3 automatous robots, a super computer, and two full time scientists? Do these robots have peripheral vision? How close do you need to be to another couple before it is considered an orgy? Are these people 29 or 16? Exactly how long do you have to pull out your ID? Is this mall not only the center of America, but the center of the universe? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #22- This week me and Frank-cis watched 2000's disaster "Dungeons and Dragons". This film had us asking such questions as, why was this made? Who was it made for? WHo black mailed jeremy irons? Was Marlon Waynes the best thing in this movie? Is Marlon Wayons being the best thing in a movie even possible? Why did blue lips have blue lips? Could anyone act or was it first come first act? Can you steal every trap from the Indiana Jones trilogy and get away with it (apparently)? Is my brother a nerd....big time. And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #21- This week me and Frank-cis watched 1999's "Wing Commander". This film had us asking such questions as, how can Freddie Prinz Jr. go his entire life without know about his families history, even though everyone hates him for it? Why are we still using bullets 600 years into the future? Why is it still weird that a woman is in charge 600 years into the future? Why/how has the french accent survivided in space? Are the "pilgrims" magic or what? Are the aliens lizards or cats? Was the car battery computer every really important? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #20- This week me and Frank-cis watched the 80's classic(?) No Holds Barred. This film had us asking such questions as, why is Hulk not just called hulk Hogan? Why is there a dwarf in a cage above a bar, throwing quarters into beer? Who is this movie for? Did a movie like this really need an alarming masterbation joke? Why is there more growling & snarling then spoken dialouge by the main charachter? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April