hopehasan

Hello Bourbon Heritage month! We introduce you to Bourbon & Banter and their #30DaysofBourbon. Hope had a suspicious and luxurious week. Chrissie gets raspy and received the gift that keeps on giving. We review the things to not say during/after sex...and Rick James makes an appearance.

This week the girls chatted with a dope pod named Footlong Pony...they love all the things Chrissie loves, then they dangled the degenerate betting carrot over her head and well...they are in like Flynn. You should check em out. ALSO.....Chrissie goes on a road trip to Minnesota to see the inspo for the podcast, ends up almost murdered in meth lab/Dexter kill room AirBNB. Hope loses her mind over John Travolta.
Much like Nic Cage, Jeff Goldblum is everywhere. We are also It was a weird, crazy week.

This week, we give a shout out to a new mate, the girls talked about the lies their parents told, all the meats, pumpkin sluts, what's better than sex and palaces. Hope describes warm heaven and Chrissie takes another loss in the bet realm.

This week we drink some amazing Bear-Ie White from Short Fuse Brewery. The pickleback shot goes down. The worst of the worst pick-up lines are shared. The Tale of Big Dick Envy is told. There is a baking lesson and the WWE Summer Slam picks and we remind you, to Just Eat It

Chrissie and Hope get picked up...with bad pick-up lines. Celebrate Shark Week...drunk. They drink with a bunch of old men. Hope learns the fate of the Golden Girls. A little This or That is played. AND...they both take a trip to Flavortown.

Hope and Chrissie had a week! Hope had an accident, They were both farted on. What would Free Shipping and Free Tax do to you? The RBF is official. The Bella Swan discovery, Chrissie coins Diva Dick and there is another adventure in What Grinds My Gears....

This week, it go big or go home time....Chrissie and Hope share an embarrassing moment, Hope gets Cheetolicious. Both are bringing dead people to dinner. Who's a moaner, who's not? and it is it time for not so rapid, rapid fire.

This week, Chrissie realizes she still can't dress herself, Hope let's loose on what grinds her gears. We teach a Master Class on Booze Smuggling....and Chance the Snapper gets a mention too!

Chrissie and Hope encounter drunk Ariel and Hope gets the last word. Chrissie may have a boy band habit...maybe. Bruised asses and covered in egg splooge...it's all about the dumb injuries.

Hope and Chrissie both discover there is a porn cobbler in the neighborhood. They both share a dirty secrets of make out sessions gone wrong, have a mad lib rap and take on some rapid fires.

It was the trifecta on the extra boozy edition of the podcast, May the Fourth, Derby Day and Cinco De Mayo...which means, Chrissie and Hope got drunk-ish on the show.

Hope shares her weird aphrodisiac, Chrissie and Alexa have a talk, the dreamlandia tales are told and so many guilty pleasures revealed.

Chrissie and Hope are live at C2E2, Chicago's biggest comic-con. They matrix dodged sword-man, were trampled and body checked, got some sticky feet and then, Hope hosted Sploogapalooza.

It's all happening! We, (Chrissie and Hope) have a podcast! Each and every Wednesday we'll share the good, the Ohh WOW that's bad and the ridiculous moments of the past week. So, with that said, please, fasten your seat belts and keep your hands and arms inside the ride at all times.