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    Explore " hot mess express" with insightful episodes like "The Surprises New Teachers Never See Coming", "Ep. 32 - Sorry For Ghosting You", "New Year, New Joys - Bring Fun Back to the Classroom", "Teacher Types - How Different Educators Teach" and "What Is The Deal With Professional Development?" from podcasts like ""Hot Mess Teacher Express Podcast", "Higher Me", "Hot Mess Teacher Express Podcast", "Hot Mess Teacher Express Podcast" and "Hot Mess Teacher Express Podcast"" and more!

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    The Surprises New Teachers Never See Coming

    The Surprises New Teachers Never See Coming

    We are breaking the seal on the teacher's starter pack of surprises. First stop? The Germ Station. No one gave us the heads up on how we'd be playing tag with viruses during our first year. (Who knew teaching came with a free immune system upgrade?). Summer breaks? Think of it as a "blink-and-you-miss-it" montage rather than the sun-soaked vacation everyone imagines.

    And can we talk about the countless moments when students share their unfiltered thoughts? It’s like a mini stand-up comedy show, but you’re trying not to laugh (or sometimes, cry). The days? Marathon-long. The nights? A fleeting dream. And let's not even get started on the amount of actual teaching we do versus… everything else.

    Ah, the notorious copy machine – the moody piece of machinery destined to jam only when you're in a rush. Trust me, it's more sinister than any school ghost story. And those hats we wear? Let's just say, that between being a teacher, counselor, event planner, mediator, and undercover superhero, we might as well start a hat shop!

    But, as we chug along to the final station, let’s not forget the paradox of teaching: it's an energy-draining, all-consuming whirlwind that somehow fills our hearts to the brim. No one really tells you that, do they?

    Choo! Choo!

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    Ep. 32 - Sorry For Ghosting You

    Ep. 32 - Sorry For Ghosting You

    Hey friends, 

    The title speaks for itself. The inner workings of a mid-20-something trying to figure it all out, but instead just disappearing for a bit till I'm ready to handle it again... 

    Thanks for tuning into this one. BTW this is not filmed and posted on my YouTube channel. 

    It's our little secret. Shhhh. 

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    New Year, New Joys - Bring Fun Back to the Classroom

    New Year, New Joys - Bring Fun Back to the Classroom

    Hey Hot Messes! All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express with your fave conductor, Jess Smith! Back in the classroom or prepping to leap in? Whether you're a seasoned educator, a fresh face, or somewhere thinking, "What's a classroom?" – you're in the right spot! Dive into the rollercoaster we all ride and embrace that hot mess life.

    But first, housekeeping! Want a wardrobe makeover without the laundry? Teacher Style Box is giving away 6 MONTHS of FREE fashionable clothes to 10 lucky teachers. Enter promo code Jess30 to snag a free month! 

    Let's rekindle that flame of JOY and LOVE for teaching. Not in a "toxic positivity" kinda way, but genuine, heartwarming ways. We've got tricks up our sleeves to sprinkle a dash of joy in your classroom. While the world might make teaching seem like signing a deal with a crafty sea witch, remember: it's okay to cherish those moments of triumph, no matter how small.

    Spoiler Alert: My hubby's comeback story might tug at your heartstrings. And a nugget of wisdom to part with: "You’re allowed to be a work in progress and a masterpiece at the same damn time."

    Jump in, and let's make this a journey to remember! 

    Choo! Choo!

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    Teacher Types - How Different Educators Teach

    Teacher Types - How Different Educators Teach

    Welcome aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express, today we're spinning the wheel of teacher types, and will be learning how different educators teach. Your beloved host, Jess Smith, will help you navigate the educational jungle, one eccentric teacher at a time.

    We start with the grizzled veterans of the education world. Those seasoned pros who've weathered enough school years to have their prep routine down to a science. Their tales of survival and triumph will leave you in awe, and possibly feeling a little terrified.

    Then there's the first-year teachers, who are as easy to spot on their first day as a flamingo in a flock of pigeons. Adorable, aren't they? You won't believe the stories we've collected about these 'rookies' on their inaugural educational voyage.

    Next up, meet the 'worst-case scenario' teachers. You know the ones - they've thought of every possible catastrophe, from alien invasions to zombie apocalypses, that could hit their classroom. Bless their over-prepared hearts!

    Can't forget about the teachers who are still in denial that the school year is about to start. Spot them on the beach, clinging to their surfboards while they should be setting up their classrooms. We all know a few, don't we?

    And last, but certainly not least, meet the 'good enough' teacher. They've mastered the balancing act, the art of doing just enough to get by, and honestly, they're thriving!

    So grab a cup of coffee (or something stronger, we won't tell), and join us for a laugh-out-loud deep-dive into the wonderfully diverse world of educators. Trust us, you're in for a treat!

    Choo! Choo!

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    What Is The Deal With Professional Development?

    What Is The Deal With Professional Development?

    Get ready to climb back aboard the "Hot Mess Teacher Express!" piloted by our fearless conductor Jess Smith! In today's episode, we're tackling the often bumpy, always interesting ride that is Professional Development.

    Our first stop: incentives. We dive into the big question. Are there any real perks for teachers to sit through these never-ending sessions of jargon and slide shows? Is there a light at the end of this tunnel or should we brace ourselves for another incoming train? (Here's hoping for the former!)

    We've compiled a potpourri of stories, anecdotes, and experiences from our comrades in arms – those teachers who've dared to dabble in the enigmatic world of professional development. 

    Naturally, we couldn't hold back our own perspective. Let's just say that when professional development starts to feel like a patronizing seminar, we wonder if they're confusing 'develop' with 'deride.'

    Sure, the current state of professional development could use some... well, development. But guess what? Jess has a plan. A thought. A spark of optimism that she can't wait to share it with you.

    Get ready for an episode that promises more twists and turns than the most puzzling professional development flowchart. Believe us, you don't want to miss this one!

    Choo! Choo!

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    Disney in the Classroom - YAAY or NAY!

    Disney in the Classroom - YAAY or NAY!

    Fasten your seatbelts and hold on to your mouse ears, folks! In this special episode of the Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast, we're riding the rollercoaster of emotions as we bid farewell to our very own Vinny. Don't worry, there will be no teary goodbyes, just plenty of laughs and thought-provoking discussion!

    Kicking off our Hot Take, we delve into the epic battle of English Language Arts vs. Media and Film classes. As we navigate this daring duel, we ask: Can Shakespeare and Spielberg co-exist in the classroom?

    Next up in our Hot or Not segment, we dive into the delightful (and sometimes disastrous) world of Class stores and rewards. Are they the magic carpet ride of excitement they're made out to be? But hang on tight, because things get a little bumpy when we discuss what happens when your teacher bestie inherits your old students. Spoiler: it's not always a fairy tale ending.

    Switching gears, our US vs. UK segment ventures into the kingdom of Themed Classrooms. These whimsical worlds are all the rage in the States, but are they a hit across the pond? Tune in to find out!

    Our Grind the Gears segment takes a trip down the rabbit hole as Vinny vents his frustration over those who frown upon Disney adults, while Jess airs her grievances about people whose personalities are fully consumed by the House of Mouse.

    To close the curtain on this episode, our Underdogs in Education shout-out goes to the unsung heroes of the school stage: Theater teachers, parents, and students. So grab your popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the show!

    Don't miss this final episode with Vinny as we explore the magic (and mayhem) of bringing Disney into the classroom. It's a journey of laughs, learning, and lots of Disney references. Will it be a happily ever after? Join us to find out!

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    Is The School Week Too Long?

    Is The School Week Too Long?

    This week it’s all about the long-debated topic: Is the school week too long? Spoiler alert - Vinny jumps in with a resounding "YES!" while also expressing concern about prepping students for the five-day work week grind. Jess counters with a passionate argument for work-life balance that has us all wishing we could clock out early.

    Taking a detour, we compare principals in the US and UK. Trust us, it gets as wild as ice cream sandwich day in the lunchroom. The pressures, the respect, the horrifying trips to the British head master’s office - being a principal seems more intense than we ever thought.

    Speaking of intensity, ever thought of strategically scheduling doctors’ appointments to sneak in a full day off? Sounds like Vinny may have this down to an art form. We even discuss becoming the old folks at the community pool – truly a retirement dream.

    Delving deeper into the realms of teaching contracts, we shed light on the infamous “other duties as assigned” clause. Turns out it really grinds Vinny’s gears when people turn introductions into soliloquies in meetings, and Jess provides a golden 30-second nugget that will have you in splits.

    Lastly, our underdogs in education this episode are Administrative Assistants. We all know they are the most powerful and important people in school. They keep everything running while we teachers grapple with the intricacies of the school week. 

    Join us as we navigate through the maze that is our teaching lives, sprinkled with laughter, rants, and a lot of empathy. 

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    Are We Letting Students Fail Or Pushing Them To Pass?

    Are We Letting Students Fail Or Pushing Them To Pass?

    The Hot Mess Teacher Express with Vinny and Jess is pulling into the station to cover one of the thorniest issues in teaching - letting students fail. Vinny gives us some real talk about how student failure often feels like a reflection on us as teachers. But we are here to tell you, it's not always about us.

    We ponder the question of whether failure is really a part of growth. After all, isn't it soul crushing to fail at something the first time? But, it's often a crucial step on the path to learning and success. 

    We also dive into the hotly debated topic of discipline, comparing our experiences in the US vs. the UK. From maintaining classroom order to managing serious infractions, we share our thoughts on when to give a stern look, when to have a chat, and when the law needs to step in.

    In our beloved "Hot or Not" segment, we discuss those brave souls who call out other students for their behavior. We can't help but chuckle at students who handle classroom disruptions in their own unique way. Oh, and let's not forget about those classroom farters. Yes, we're talking about you! 

    In "Grinds Our Gears", Vinny lets it rip on incessant spam callers, and Jess can’t handle that awkward jog you do when someone holds the door open for you. Is it a sprint? Is it a walk? Who knows!

    And finally, in "Underdogs in Education", we give a big shout-out to the true unsung heroes of school systems across the country - Case Managers.

    So settle in and join us on this wild ride through the world of teaching. Remember, when it comes to students failing, we're all in this together!

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    Teacher Potlucks: The Good, The Bad, And The Inedible

    Teacher Potlucks: The Good, The Bad, And The Inedible

    Buckle up for a wild journey through the world of "Teachers Potlucks", staff discounts, and school funding. Let's just say, things get real, real fast.

    We kick off the discussion with Vinny laying down the law on when it's okay for teachers to post their wishlists online. Spoiler alert: influencers, you're not off the hook! Then Jess chimes in with her views on platforms like Donors Choose and how they aren't universally accepted.

    Next, we dive into the dark depths of the school supply struggle. Vinny paints a hilariously grim picture of the quality of schoolroom supplies, with a special focus on the dreaded Chromebooks. Who would willingly choose them? No one, that's who. And we know you've all been wondering - do teacher discounts actually exist? We put this question to rest as Vinny muses on the elusive perks that aren't as publicized as we'd like.

    From there, we launch into a discussion about staff potlucks. Brace yourselves, as Jess and Vinny avoid "death by crockpot" and questions of why this is considered a reward. And Vinny breaks down the school supply funding disparity in our US vs. UK segment.

    It wouldn't be a Hot Mess Teacher Express episode without our Grind My Gears session. Get ready for rants about creators asking for money and the maddening phenomenon of people asking easily Google-able questions.

    Lastly, we shine the spotlight on the unsung heroes in the Underdogs segment - the teachers who sign up for extra duties outside their contracts.

    So, whether you're a fan of potlucks or loathe them, whether you Google every question or ask away, join us in this hilariously relatable journey through the challenges and oddities of teaching life.

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    The Talk of the Teachers' Lounge

    The Talk of the Teachers' Lounge

    Get ready to laugh, learn and shake your head along with Jess and Vinny in this episode of the Hot Mess Teacher Express. We are exploring our Hot Takes on "Teachers Lounges" and whether they are a place of relaxation or the epicenter of school drama.

    Jess kicks off the discussion with her firm NO WAY stance. Vinny, however, explains his need for a solo lunch, locking himself away from the bustling world of pep talks and grading. Is the Teachers Lounge a sanctuary or a stress den? Listen in to find out!

    Next up, we take you on a journey comparing the American and British systems of collaborative planning and block schedules. Vinny enlightens us on the testing-based assignment approach in the US, which has Jess questioning the impact of this success-dependent system. We then grapple with the frustration of students constantly defeated by grades - a topic that will strike a chord with many educators.

    Are you ready for the HOT or NOT segment? Dive into the world of Teachers venting at lunch where Vinny shares his unique venting style. Then buckle up as they discuss the not-so-hot moment when admin asks you not to sit with your grade/department during meetings. Vinny loathes this directive, while Jess has a hilarious response that will leave you in stitches.

    The "Grind My Gears" segment will have you nodding in agreement and laughing out loud as Vinny and Jess share their pet peeves about people who yell on the phone and more. Prepare for some epic rants that will make you feel seen and heard.

    Finally, our hosts give a shout-out to the underdogs in education - the ITL and Team Leads. Find out why they deserve some appreciation, even amidst the mess of teaching.

    This episode is a rollercoaster of laughter, debates, rants, and deep-dives into the world of teaching. Whether you're a fan of the Teachers Lounge or prefer a quiet corner, join us as we uncover the highs, lows, and hilarious happenings of the teaching world.

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    Winning the Teacher of the Year Award

    Winning the Teacher of the Year Award

     

    Join Vinny and Jess on the Hot Mess Teacher Express, as we explore the fascinating and often amusing world of "Teacher of the Year" awards. Despite the perceived prestige surrounding such accolades, our analysis reveals a slightly more complicated reality.

    The episode starts with our Hot Takes segment, where Jess candidly shares her mixed emotions about these awards. While she aspires to receive one, she questions if she's truly deserving. Meanwhile, Vinny delves into the nomination process in the UK, providing insights from interviews and highlighting the stress involved. 

    Next, we compare the amount of teaching time student teachers receive in the US and the UK. Vinny shares his distinctly British experience, while Jess reveals the bittersweet ending to her student teaching days.

    In our Hot or Not segment, we tackle controversial topics with our signature wit and humor. Expect entertaining discussions filled with tea, passive-aggressive remarks, and several awkward moments. And the Grind Our Gears section, we share a few juicy rants that you won't want to miss. 

    Finally, we shine the spotlight on Teacher Mentors in the Underdogs in Education segment. These unsung heroes play a pivotal role in shaping the teachers of tomorrow, and it's time they receive the recognition they deserve.

    Whether you're a teacher, an educator, or just looking for a good laugh, hop aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express for an entertaining, relatable, and delightfully chaotic journey!

    Choo! Choo!

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    Cussing in the Classroom!?

    Cussing in the Classroom!?

    Vinny and Jess dive into the slippery slope of teachers cussing in the classroom and online!

    Kicking things off, we dive into a hot take on teacher cussing. Is it a rebellion against the status quo or just inappropriate? Vinny and Jess share their colorful experiences, from cussing in the classroom to remaining squeaky clean.

    In the US vs UK segment, we explore the stark differences in professionalism between the two countries. Hear about Jess's "too tight" trousers controversy and how it's not even a thing in the UK. 

    In Hot or Not, we discuss the unexpected moments when a student says exactly what you're thinking. And, brace yourself for an wild story about a student, a desk, and a fart. Vinny's hilarious reenactment of morning announcements is a performance you won't soon forget!

    During Grind our Gears, Vinny questions Jess and Jess questions Vinny, leading to laugh-out-loud rants that every teacher will relate to.

    Finally, we wrap up with a heartfelt shoutout to veteran teachers in their Underdogs in education segment. These classroom pros may have a bad rep, but we are here to set the record straight.

    Join us for a wild ride of laughter, mishaps, and teacher truths in this unforgettable episode of the Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast! 

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    Why Are Teachers Quitting Mid-Year?

    Why Are Teachers Quitting Mid-Year?

    In this hilarious yet thought-provoking episode of the Hot Mess Teacher Express with Vinny and Jess, we dive into the rollercoaster world of teachers quitting their jobs – from the heartbreaking to comical circumstances we cover it all.

    Jess confesses she couldn't possibly quit mid-contract, while Vinny shares his daring escape from the classroom. Listen as they discuss the taboo of quitting halfway through the year and the overwhelming challenges that push teachers to their limits.

    Then, we compare maternity leave policies in the US and UK, uncovering the stark differences that make teaching across the pond seem like a dream. Hear Jess's personal experience of saving sick days to cover her maternity leave, while new teachers struggle to do the same.

    In Hot or Not, we debate the necessity of mental health days and the controversial practice of mandatory volunteering. Spoiler alert: Jess is not a fan of forced participation.

    And, in our favorite Grind our Gears segment, we get into some hilarious rants that will have you laughing and nodding in agreement.

    Finally, the Underdogs in Education section takes a more heartfelt turn, as Vinny shares a touching message about the many roles teachers play and the importance of recognizing their lives outside the classroom.

    Join us as we navigate the laughter and tears that come with teachers quitting their jobs. All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express!

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    What Are Your Classroom Phone Policies?

    What Are Your Classroom Phone Policies?

    In this episode of the Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast, Vinny and Jess tackle the never-ending battle between teachers and student's cell phones. 

    To kick things off we dive into a Hot Take on the ever-changing phone policies in high schools, where every teacher seems to have their own set of rules. Are students sneaking a peek at their screens or actually following the policies? 

    Next, in Hot or Not, Vinny and Jess revel in the joy of receiving the coveted "jeans all week or month" email, while also discussing the agony of students putting the entire email content in the subject line. 

    Crossing the pond, Vinny and Jess compare American and British spirit weeks, exploring the cultural differences between these two educational powerhouses. And, as always, our hosts let off some steam in the Grind the Gears segment. Vinny vents about people who hang onto clout after going viral for one thing, while Jess shares her frustration with people who ask for computer help but refuse to let her take control.

    Finally, Vinny and Jess give a shoutout to the unsung heroes of the school system: bus drivers and transportation staff. These underdogs keep the wheels of education turning, and it's time they get the recognition they deserve.

    So, buckle up and join Vinny and Jess on this ride through the world of student's cell phones, spirit weeks, and the unsung heroes of education. 

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    Is Giving Homework Really Necessary?

    Is Giving Homework Really Necessary?

    YOU HAVE A BLINKER FOR A REASON!

    Welcome back to the Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast! Vinny and Jess tackle the always controversial topic of giving homework. Is it really necessary, or just another item on the never-ending to-do list for overworked teachers and students alike?

    Our dynamic duo dives into a Hot Take on the pros and cons of homework, sparking a debate so fiery, it might just singe your earbuds. Next, in Hot or Not, they discuss the phenomenon of uninterrupted prep times – a teacher's dream, but is it ever possible? 

    Then we cross the pond as we compare the American and British homework landscapes, uncovering the wildly differing expectations and cultural quirks on both sides of the Atlantic.

    Of course, it wouldn't be a Hot Mess Teacher Express episode without some classic Grind the Gears moments. Vinny vents about people who don't signal before changing lanes, while Jess calls out those infamous parking lot bandits who leave their shopping carts to wreak havoc on innocent cars.

    Finally, our hosts shine a spotlight on the Underdogs in Education: the unsung heroes that are parents of IEP and 504 students. Vinny and Jess share their admiration and appreciation for these resilient families, offering a heartfelt salute to their hard work and dedication.

    So, grab your favorite beverage, kick back, and prepare for a wild ride on the Hot Mess Teacher Express! This week's episode is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question the very essence of giving homework. 

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    Teaching Taylor Swift in the Classroom?

    Teaching Taylor Swift in the Classroom?

    Dear Taylor Swift: Welcome to our classroom!

    Get ready for another wild ride on The Hot Mess Teacher Express with Vinny and Jess! In this episode, we tackle everything from teacher attention spans to the surprising role of Taylor Swift in the classroom.

    We kick off our Hot Takes with a discussion on why a Taylor Swift song might just be the perfect teaching tool, and Jess shares her experiences using music in the classroom. If it brings joy, should you just go for it? 

    Next, in our US vs. UK segment, we explore how elementary school teachers prepare for their lessons on both sides of the Atlantic, revealing the fascinating differences in daily lesson schedules and class changes.

    Is music in class hot or not? Vinny and Jess weigh in on this polarizing topic during the Hot or Not segment, before launching into another one of their hilarious rants in the Grind our Gears section. 

    Finally, we wrap up the show by giving a much-deserved shoutout to tech support, the unsung heroes of the teaching world, in our Underdogs segment. We can't imagine teaching without them!

    Don't miss this entertaining journey through the chaotic world of teaching on The Hot Mess Teacher Express! Tune in, have a laugh, and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe for more hilarious adventures.

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    Teachers Love Uninterrupted School Lunches

    Teachers Love Uninterrupted School Lunches

    All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! In this riotously funny episode, Vinny and Jess crank up the heat and take us on a wild ride through the world of education. Hold on tight as we kick off the show with a fiery Hot Takes segment, debating the controversial issue of reading Dr. Seuss during Read Across America Week. Will we agree, or will our opinions be as different as Thing 1 and Thing 2?

    In the Hot or Not segment, Vinny shares his passionate love for the elusive, uninterrupted teacher lunch, while expressing his distaste for parents who criticize the curriculum (Spoiler alert: It's a definite "Not!"). And, the US vs. UK segment takes a surprising turn as the duo discovers that school boards are a uniquely American concept – who knew?!

    Jess vents her frustration in the Grinds Our Gears segment, calling out those who spend more time complaining about a job than actually doing it, while Vinny (quietly) loses his cool in a hilariously whispered rant against ASMR. Can anyone say "sensory overload"?

    To wrap up this rollercoaster of an episode, Vinny and Jess give a heartfelt and humorous salute to single parents, acknowledging their extraordinary efforts in the face of countless challenges. 

    So, hop on the Hot Mess Teacher Express and prepare for a side-splitting journey through the ups, downs, and hilarious realities of being an educator!

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    The Highs and Lows of Themed Classrooms

    The Highs and Lows of Themed Classrooms

    All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! Join us as we share our hilarious and unfiltered opinions on themed classrooms. While Vinny loves to go overboard with his classroom theme, Jess can't stand it when teachers turn their classrooms into a bulletin board circus.

    Things get even more outrageous as Vinny confesses his love for crop-dusting students and shares his disdain for "peacock" teachers in this week's edition of Hot or Not. Meanwhile, Jess gets real about her anxiety over in-person meetings and Vinny rants about the cringe-worthy term "kiddos" as we discover what really Grinds our Gears.

    Then in American vs. British, we dive deep into the world of college funding and uncover some shocking truths. To close it up, we give some much-deserved love to school custodians, who often go unappreciated for their hard work in Underdogs in Education. 

    So punch your ticket and get ready for some gut-busting laughs and unfiltered opinions in this episode of Hot Mess Teacher Express!

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    American Teachers vs. British Teachers

    American Teachers vs. British Teachers

    All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express with your conductors, Vinny and Jess! In this wild and hilarious episode, we're chugging full steam ahead into Hot Takes where we're diving deep into the realm of teacher mentors, from the good and the great to the downright useless. Join us as we share our thoughts, experiences, and maybe even throw some shade!

    And in Hot or Not, things are heating up as we discuss "students that share the tea" and why they're our heroes in the classroom. What's not hot? The tech issues that plague our schools, leaving teachers in a world of hurt.

    Grab your passport and join us on an international debate as we compare new teacher induction programs in U.S.vs. U.K.. Are our friends across the pond setting up educators for success, while we're just throwing them to the wolves? Let's discuss!

    In Grinds our Gears:, Jess vents about people trying to barge into her locked classroom sanctuary, while Vinny rages about those who overshare their relationships online, only to go radio silent during a breakup.

    And to bring this train to a full stop we highlight the Underdogs in Education by showing some love for all the new teachers out there, discussing the challenges they face and how we can all rally together to support them.

    Buckle up, and get ready for a wild ride on the Hot Mess Teacher Express with Vinny and Jess! 

    Choo, choo!

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    Uncovering Teacher Influencer Lies

    Uncovering Teacher Influencer Lies

    Hop back aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express with Vinny and Jess this week as we uncover all the lies teacher influencers are telling the public at large. To kick things off, in Hot Takes we are talking about teacher influencers still pretending to be in the classroom. Turns our that you don't need to make being a teacher your entire personality and you don't need to fake it to be cool.

    In Hot or Not Vinny talks about the greatness of chill parents and the absolute horror of in-class observations. Then we compare school calendars in the US vs. UK coming to the conclusion that the UK really has it all figured out. 

    If you don't drink coffee and decide to make it a talking point, it's going to grind Jess' gears, and Vinny is EXREMELY offended by American TV shows making characters obnoxiously British.

    Finally in the Underdogs in Education we give a proper shout out to really great admin. We know its not always easy, but you make us want to keep teaching!

    All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! Choo! Choo!

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