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It's episode 201 of The Cavalry! Andrew has to record from inside an electric car while it charges. Did that stop us? Only sort of! Johnny needs backup that actors should have to go by their credited name in their real life. Andrew needs backup that they should just put protein in everything. Enjoy! 

It's the 200th episode of The Cavalry! For this anniversary spectacular, Andrew needs backup on not being expected to bring big parent energy for other random kids beside your own. Johnny needs backup that seat-warmers in cars should come standard. Enjoy! And thanks for listening to all 200 episodes. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! 

It's episode 199 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that choosing between the lesser of two evils isn't unique to politics. Johnny needs backup that whatever a doctor does to you you should be able to reciprocate if you choose to. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! 

It's episode 198 of The Cavalry! We backup two listeners who reviewed the podcast! Then Johnny needs backup that nobody wants the "Thins" version of any candy or cookie. Andrew needs backup that nobody cares if a food is authentic to the country it's from, just that it tastes good. Enjoy!

It's episode 197 of The Cavalry and Johnny's back after a relaxing trip with the family to Disneyworld. Andrew needs backup on his theory that airlines should reward you for minutes spent on a plane rather than miles flown. Johnny needs backup that anyone should be able to use a handicap stall in public restrooms. 

It's episode 196 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that it's wasn't better back then. Johnny needs backup that Jim from the Office was kind of a dick. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! 

It's episode 195 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that parents shouldn't total up family vacation expenses for Instagram content. Johnny needs backup that you should need a license to post do-it-yourself videos. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! 

Happy New Year! It's episode 191 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that we should bring back the word supper. Johnny needs backup that movies are too long. Enjoy! 

Merry Christmas! It's episode 190 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on slowing down with all the holiday tipping. Johnny needs backup that basketball should be 4 on 4. Enjoy! 

It's episode 188 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that it's not impressive when soap brags that it's not tested on animals. Johnny needs backup that there's too many apps. Enjoy and remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!

It's episode 187 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that you don't get clean taking a bath. Andrew needs backup that someone coming over to you kitchen and cooking dinner is more of a chore for you than a favor. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. 

It's episode 186 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on Trump wasting his time running again because why wouldn't the deep state just cheat again. Johnny needs backup that you shouldn't store your toothbrush out in the open air of the bathroom, until Andrew convinces him that he doesn't believe his topic and he switches sides. Enjoy! 

It's episode 185 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that we don't need umbrellas. Andrew needs backup that fast food places don't need apps. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! 

It's episode 184 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on once people decide someone's not funny, not being able to change their mind no matter the evidence. Andrew needs backup on if people gasp while looking at their phones they should have to immediately tell the person they're with what was so shocking. Enjoy! 

It's episode 183 of The Cavalry! We recap Johnny's batman roast! If you want to see it here's the links to his set: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9nTKZVIYJA

And here's the link to Batman's roast response: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NZK-tM9-4g

Johnny needs backup that when you're super attractive it works against you as a comedian. Andrew needs backup that happy hour menu's are almost always a ripoff. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. 

It's episode 181 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that Apple needs to take more time in between iPhone releases. Andrew needs backup on food carts needing to have seating areas. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. 

It's episode 179 of The Cavalry and Matt Knudsen returns as our guest! We talk Hollywood strikes, marathons and Matt's new book "Have I Seen You In Anything" which is available now on Amazon! Matt needs backup that Groupon's are great and effective. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!

It's episode 177 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on being able to drop his kids off at children's birthday parties unless he's specifically asked to attend. Andrew needs backup on not believing any conspiracy theories. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes. 

It's episode 169 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that you should be allowed to not be a dog person if you want. Andrew needs backup that fading out to end a song is cheating. This Wednesday at 3pm Eastern/6pm Pacific we will do an Instagram Live episode of The Cavalry! If you don't catch it live it will go up on our Patreon to listen to later. But we will deal once and for all with the controversy of changing the name of the podcast. Subscribe to the Patreon for that or tune in live on Instagram! 

It's episode 168 of The Cavalry and we're joined by returning guest Scott Beehner! Scott is a hilarious actor and performer and also Johnny's brother. Scott is vehemently anti-name change for The Cavalry and needs backup on tech nerds computer skills being too narrow to be useful. Johnny needs backup on Illinois drivers being c*nts. Andrew needs backup on Milkbones dog treats being trash. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!