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    Explore "krang" with insightful episodes like "TurtleCOM 27 – Splinter No More (1 of 2)", "TurtleCOM 26 – Invasion of the Punk Frogs (2 of 2)", "TurtleCOM Interview 1 – Kevin Eastman", "TurtleCOM 25 – Invasion of the Punk Frogs (1 of 2)" and "TurtleCOM 24 – TMNT 30th Anniversary Special" from podcasts like ""TurtleCOM", "TurtleCOM", "TurtleCOM", "TurtleCOM" and "TurtleCOM"" and more!

    Episodes (37)

    TurtleCOM 27 – Splinter No More (1 of 2)

    TurtleCOM 27 – Splinter No More (1 of 2)
    The famous Tim Smith is turning 30 years old just to commemorate the anniversary of the Turtles! Holly Mckee and Brian McClure (“Space Command”) join in the festivities with a risqué rendition of the Happy Birthday song and DAlex “the beach slapped” Miller is unimpressed with the details of his childhood stuffed animal Figment. Splinter’s morose as a Checkhov play, but Donnie has a cure for his rat blues. Everyone seems to be revealing a new layer to their personality, Bebop & Rocksteady even try out track suits! Now, comes the fun part, it’s TURTLECOM!


    TurtleCOM 26 – Invasion of the Punk Frogs (2 of 2)

    TurtleCOM 26 – Invasion of the Punk Frogs (2 of 2)
    DAlex and TFTS promise to get strait to the turtles this episode, but there’s just one problem… JED WILLIAAAAAMS!!! He’s returned with accounts of John Heder and the Dynamite pic that brought them all back together. The Punk Frogs finally come to their senses about Shredder, but not before snatching some big bags with dollar signs on them and unleashing Captain Hoffman on the City of New York. Allusions to slavery are revealed, while Shredder’s sexual preferences only get more muddled. This episode misses the mark so much, it’s a sin!


    TurtleCOM Interview 1 – Kevin Eastman

    TurtleCOM Interview 1 – Kevin Eastman
    It’s their first interview ever so TFTS and DAlex figured why not just peak at the beginning with co-creator of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles himself, Kevin Eastman. Listen in for tails of turtles, pop cultural influences in the creative process throughout, and find out what age the turtles were actually intended to embody! Secrets revealed, cartoons geeked over, this interview is SO TurtleCOM they even recorded it on DAlex’s communicator.


    TurtleCOM 25 – Invasion of the Punk Frogs (1 of 2)

    TurtleCOM 25 – Invasion of the Punk Frogs (1 of 2)
    The famous Tim Smith sets the course for adventure in the coming weeks with DAlex the baby-faced Viking talking the TMNT Movie in greater detail. Collin Turner of the improv realm returns to regale us with turtle politics in the bog of Florida as well as a few delightful characters. Set your phasers to Holographic Clothes cuz Shredder’s brainwashed himself an antithetical punk frog troupe to take out the Turtles in this week’s episode!


    TurtleCOM 24 – TMNT 30th Anniversary Special

    TurtleCOM 24 – TMNT 30th Anniversary Special
    DAlex the friendly genie returns form Comic-Con 2014 with a little green bug full of turtle superfans including tOkKa (terrible2z.com), Mark Demerin (aka – Fugitoid), and Michelle Ivey (CowabungaCorner.com). It’s not a traditional episode today as they start off with Foot Soldier Theater, performing a scene from the scrapped Ninja Turtles script.  Afterwards it’s an intense recap of Comic-Con including the Nick Pannel, Turtle art, & Hall H. But if that wasn’t enough TFTS & DAlex share their experience watching the new movie and Tokka educates us on the history of TMNT and the business behind it. Get ready to GEEK OUT!


    TurtleCOM 23 – Enter the Fly (2 of 2)

    TurtleCOM 23 – Enter the Fly (2 of 2)
    TFTS starts off all anime’d out and DAlex the friendly genie looses his license to the local teen police but fortunately Luis Carazo is able to die roll their spirits +10 by summoning the queen bee, Saskia Delp-Kullock.  Turtle movie trivia abounds, but they find their way back to Baxter’s predicament with a long discussion on mutation rules.  The Turtle Blimp, Knucklehead, and a cheese van race our heroes to the stories end this week so, hold on to your pants, cuz Splinter has to save us all!


    TurtleCOM 22 – Enter the Fly (1 of 2)

    TurtleCOM 22 – Enter the Fly (1 of 2)
    DAlex the queasy genie fights to keep his frappuccino down and TFTS battles to keep this barge of fools sailing straight for Krang’s portal.  Mike Sielaff joins us for the first time out of the LA improv scene and Breon Bliss returns to claim bullshit on Baxter’s science. April finally has to let the turtles down easy and Stockman has a bonding experience with a fly. Hope you have a strong stomach because Bebop & Rocksteady return to earth in this Blimped out episode!


    TurtleCOM 21 – The Case of the Killer Pizzas (2 of 2)

    TurtleCOM 21 – The Case of the Killer Pizzas (2 of 2)
    TFTS is reunited with DAlex the friendly genie who makes his wish to see Jed Williams a reality and also ushers forth Abbie “Howard” Cobbe from the mists of improv comedy.  Under a time crunchabunga, the crew barrel through stage moms and a car accident that saved Jed a BUTT ton of money! There’s still plenty of racist diatribes against the screenwriters this episode and Abbie’s eye for Irma’s proclivity to fainting makes us all exclaim, “Oh, the WOMANITY of it all!”


    TurtleCOM 20 – The Case of the Killer Pizzas (1 of 2)

    TurtleCOM 20 – The Case of the Killer Pizzas (1 of 2)
    Tim and DAlex pop in their VHS copy of this memorable TMNT episode as veteran TurtleCOMmie TaliaEllis.com returns to the break room to combine powers with Katie “Seawolf” Moloney (VO for “Shrouded Tales”). The memory of Dr. Breakfast is honored in text chat on his tombstone and in C&C, as Ninja Turtle confectionary is brought front and center. There’s a long discussion on the laxed health codes in NY pizza places and diversity in cartoons, but it isn’t all serious issues as they also talk about AIDS.


    TurtleCOM 19 – Curse of the Evil Eye (2 of 2)

    TurtleCOM 19 – Curse of the Evil Eye (2 of 2)
    DAlex the Dirty Dinosaur Digger and TFTS complete the Eye of Zarnoth quadrilogy with special guests Miles Allen (“One Man Breaking Bad”) and Dr. Breakfast (THE complete breakfast).  We discover the secret of “How to Fix Your Messed Up Life” and how attractive Shredder’s helmet can make you feel on the inside.  In the end, the wisdom of Mortimer proves as valuable as a golden shield, so hitch a ride in the Turtle Blimp ‘cuz this road is fraught with plot holes.


    TurtleCOM 18 – Curse of the Evil Eye (1 of 2)

    TurtleCOM 18 – Curse of the Evil Eye (1 of 2)
    The Famous Tim Smith and DAlex the Grizzled Tinker are graced by fellow bloggers Mia Resella and Omar Najam from “2 Broke Geeks” on the Geek & Sundry channel, as we begin the Eye of Zarnoth’s final chapter. There’s a MASSIVE TUMULT over Mia’s nerdy confessions and who knew the nickelodeons sponsored rat-baiting.?! An Aswang’s on the loose, but hopefully Omar’s buttons will make up for Bludget’s mess. BEWARE TurtleCOM listeners for this is the Curse of the Evil Eye!


    TurtleCOM 17 - The Mean Machines (2 of 2)

    TurtleCOM 17 - The Mean Machines (2 of 2)
    It’s plug-o-rama on TurtleCOM today as TFTS and DAlex talk about most everything surrounding the Turtles except today’s episode. EVOO guests Maya Stojan (“Castle”) and Marc Gaffen (“Grimm”) swap LA dating stories and spotlight the early 90’s rap scene. SkyNet wraps itself around the discussion of robots like a cybernetic, fire hose while Shredder and Baxter turn a corner on their will-they-won’t-they relationship. Get down on the break-dance floor, this party just got started!


    TurtleCOM 16 – The Mean Machines (1 of 2)

    TurtleCOM 16 – The Mean Machines (1 of 2)
    DAlex and Tim throw caution to the wind and discuss the rise of SkyNet via espresso machines with Justin Savusa and James Buckmaster of the EK Hydra podcast. Having 4 dudes in the studio, why wouldn’t they tackle the Bechdel Test and the relational pitfalls of Shredder, Krang, and Baxter’s love triangle? Grab some food-flavored shapes from 711 and hop on the back of Justin’s Huffy, this episode makes as much sense as Mikey’s nunchaku throwing ability.


    TurtleCOM 15 – It Came from Beneath the Sewers (2 of 2)

    TurtleCOM 15 – It Came from Beneath the Sewers (2 of 2)
    TFTS and DAlex the friendly genie summon back the unstoppable forces of Jed Williams and Calico Cooper from the far off Czech Republic to finally confront the horrific sexism of 1980’s children’s programming.  Will racism sway the giant mutant plant? Will the boys ever catch on that Cali’s mocking them? Will Beasto Blanco ever get their singer back? Grab a bowl of Giggly Pops, it’s time for another TurtleCOM!


    TurtleCOM 14 – It Came from Beneath the Sewers (1 of 2)

    TurtleCOM 14 – It Came from Beneath the Sewers (1 of 2)
    DAlex the friendly genie imagines finding his friendly muse while TFTS gets a great idea for a new cartoon cat. Colleen Evanson returns with a new 9:30 job and Dr. Ben Tully PhD escapes the Smuggler’s Den to teach us all about science till he gives himself a chub. Kids from the 80’s are dicks and Mikey’s got a messiah complex, but we’re all more tickled by a primitive broccoli fart that keeps circling the recording booth.


    ALL VINYL, ALL NIGHT! We do some digging and spin Ottawa gems, lost classics, and plain trash on vinyl!

    ALL VINYL, ALL NIGHT! We do some digging and spin Ottawa gems, lost classics, and plain trash on vinyl!

    ALL VINYL, ALL NIGHT!

    In honour of the 8th Ottawa Community Record Show, Emmanuel and Travis dug through their records to spin nothin’ but Ottawa gems, lost classics, and plain trash on vinyl!

    Hear tunes from Uranus, Shotmaker, Sick Fits, Outdoor Miners, Women, Jonathan Richman, Honest Injun, Trapt, Yeah Yeah Noh, Walking Cliché, The Membranes, Krang, Holy Cobras, and more!