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We're talking brunch, y'all. This week Team Tiger Awesome aim to spice up the old tired formats of the Winter Olympiad, while still maintaining some dignity. How much food should be involved in our new Olympics? And to what meal should that food belong? Brunch probably? Listen as Destin, FL transplant Timmy Pierson tries his hand at 3 all new, all death-defying Olympic events.

Also, thanks to Westwood One's crack analytics team, we discovered some of you are listening to our show on Zunes in Finland, so... what's up with that?

Buckle your safety belts, Tittens because it's a new year and it's time for a flavor burst of TTA's Bold & Salty Predictions for 2018!

All of the most important questions for 2018 will be predicted and answered right here:
Who's the next celebrity to fall from grace?
When is all that dirt on Betty White going to come out?
What sport will transition into a running man style death match?
Does Robert Davi smoke out of a neck hole?
What will be 2018's most shocking moment and does it involve Boston Market?
Who will be 2018's biggest hero and can it be Cap'n Sully again?
Who's penis are we most likely to see way too much of in 2018 and kinda be okay with?

Now with more:
Arnold Schwarzenegger doing commentary on Wes Anderson movie.
Nick gets surprised by someone who DIDN'T die.
Resolutions for Cowards.
The TTA News heats up covering an intense merger.

And a very Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of you Tittens!

This week we discuss the proper way to dispose of a Chuck E. Cheese mascot head. Nick's sudden sleeping sickness. And then we dive into the plot of R'as Al Ghul to overthrow society by ruining Chuck E. Cheese.

But more importantly Christmas is about presents! Presents for you. Presents for me. Santa bringing presents. Buying presents And of course us gift suggestions for some of our most important pop culture icons like: Idris Elba, Santa, R'as Al Ghul and Nikola Tesla.

Also exactly one “interesting” 30 Seconds to Mars fact. And no more we promise.

Questions for Extra Credit:

Does Silk collect smells?

Did Batman's parents own a Chuck E. Cheese?

Did Nick have a fashion season that was all based around Turtle for Entourage?

What's a spooky bathtub?

*Whispers in your ear*

Put on your silk robes, light a fire in the fireplace and pour your favorite libation. It's time to get erotic with some of your favorite Christmas characters of all time in some handcrafted, artisanal TTA Erotica. All your favorites are here and they're doing it: Ernest, Frosty the Snowman, Bruno Mars, Guy Fieri & Michael Keaton from Jack Frost (he's your favorite, right?). It may be cold outside, but they're all hot and ready for Santa to walk in on them and Santa be all like, "Ho. Ho No!" But then maybe Santa gets a little frisky too because big boys need some love also.

Happy Holidays!

Bonus: We celebrate Die Hard's inclusion in the Nation Film Registry along with lesser films! Why Die Hard with a Vengeance is actually a better Christmas Movie than Die Hard! What mama Fratelli screams when she wants it!

Also we used a song by this guy:
Carnivale Intrigue Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Tittens! Are you tired of Frosty and Rudolph and every other boring Christmas Icon of the past? Well, good news! On today's episode, we're creating a brand new Christmas Icon and Scott Gairdner (Moonbeam City, Podcast: The Ride) is helping us do it! This episode goes off the rails pretty fast so strap in fast while them TTA Boyz get into the Holiday Spirit!

Also, why isn't Blade in the F@#%ing Avengers movie?

Breaking News! The new WWE had breaking news and completely changed their TLC card so Mundy got really excited and made Clint and Truly watch the show! Follow along as we watch Asukas depot, the rise of Enzo, Trulys love affair with Cruiserweights, why AJ vs Finn is not embarrassing, and how its not surprising that Bray Wyatt caught viral meningitis. We also debate the main event and decide if the Miz was an accessory for murder.

Also, Mundy was on the news It was weird!

Professional baseball player, Cody Decker, helps us determine what is the greatest movie sports team of all time! The Mighty Ducks! The Titans! The Monsters! The Jamaican Bobsledding Team! The American Karate Team from Best of the Best! They're all fighting to death to determine who is the best. Also, Truly lets power go to his head almost immediately.

All this and why the playoffs are the worst! Listen NOW!

Hey Tittens! Dave Shilling of the Bleacher Report and The Masked Man Show joins us to create the spookiest, scariest horror movies of all time! And we don't want to brag but the guys actually create some pretty good fright-fests. They will chill you to the bone. Yes, including that bone.

We also start planning for our favorite time of year - HANKS-O-WEEN!

This week, Nick went back to school shopping and ponders... where did all the husky sections for big boy clothes go? A lot. And I'm not filibustering, a lot of talk about that hyper relevant sequel to Garth Brooks- Chris Gaines and his blood thirsty hobby or casually eating teenage girls. But otherwise it's all prequels! We're trying to call 'em before Hollywood can make 'em which is why we don't have time to write out 'them.'

Predator Handshake: Origins! Ghostbusters: The College Years! The Truman Show: Year 0! Too far too Fast: The wrath of the Demolition Man! And many more.

Also can we get a ruling on how many times Nick has tried to secretly pitch the Karate Kid?

I want my #blorpgrumblebeez!

The Greatest Movie Debate Show Ever Debated About Movies is back and better than ever. We take on the movie debate topics the other guys are too scared to debate like Who would you rather take to Spring Break? Dumbledore or Gandalf? And which Gruber brother would be the best to rob a Planet Hollywood with? That's right--the movie debates that no one had the guts to debate are settled here!

Also, we do a terrible tribute to a dead pornographer.

This week: We answer all of the #DearDuders you Tittens sent in. But that only spins off into La Croix's Manchurian codes! First Jobs & Yakuza Plots! Trickle down camponomics. A bad place to put poo. Nick lies about where he would fall in the prison hierarchy. Science tells you: jus' where's the best beach to drop a honey glazed ham at?
Also Hot Dog fluid! (This was in my notes not sure what it relates to but there it is unaltered) Quick Tattoo Recommendations. One single dolphin fact and no more. What's Brendan Fraser shilling now? And finally is Godzilla's Hog car sized?

This week on the show, Truly has a run in that leaves him rattled but more importantly than his health or well being is our TOURNAMENT OF 80'S MOVIE VILLAINS! Plucked from only the finest cinema the ugliest decade has to offer! When the dust settles, there can be only one bad, bad dude or one tough, tough momma standing at the top of the bracket. Who will it be? Ed Rooney? The entire town from Footloose? Hans Gruber? Some other dapper, but cocaine fueled art dealer type?

Special Guest References: John Cena, Sexual Porgs, Golden Corral, Shazam, & Stanley Tucci!

We missed a couple openers with all of our guests over the past couple weeks so in honor of Nick's 103 degree fever. It's the Fuckaround Jamboree! Look to our Mainstage for such topics as:
Furries in the Mushroom Kingdom and Mario's plumbing pink slip
Why get fast when you can get slow?
#ShazamToTheTooch or quantum leap into Bill Murray to achieve inbox zero
Nick's rising fever affects his love of Star Wars and he plots a scheme to kill it.
Golden Corral through the Lens of Star Wars
This week's game: Guess Nicks rising fever temperature at any given time. Win a one-time use disposable Porg! Simply turn it inside out and throw it away when you've finished.

One of our favorite podcast hosts, Matt Wyatt of the This Is Not It show, joins us to discuss the upcoming Star Wars spin-offs that are going to get forced fed to us like some cruel Willy Wonka-esque prank, whether we want it or not. Then we pitch our REALLY GOOD ideas for the Star Wars spin-offs that they're probably going to use because were really smart!

And as many of you know, Clint and Mundy are from Houston and all three of the TTA Boyz are from Texas so they spend the first few minutes of the show as #SeriousBoyz and ask for donations for their beloved city. Tittens, please donate what you can and please spread the word for donations. We love you all.

Here are the links for donations:

Houston Food Bank - Houstonfoodbank.org

Texas Diaper Bank - TexasDiaperbank.org

Catholic Charities Houston - https://catholiccharities.org/what-you-can-do/donate/donate-online-now-and-help-families-in-need/

Our Jericho Network colleague Lance Storm joins us to breakdown every tasty bit of Summer Slam 2017. We cover the whole pay per view, from how short the ramp is, to how long the show was. Lance even gets serious for a minute and drops some legitimately interesting psychology on us. But it's not all grapple men and grapple women, whether Lance wanted to or not we also talk about sex parties, getting high on body paint, which bad guy Lance would be in a movie, strong nipples vs stroooong nipples, the potential for Rusev to wear John Cena's hand-me-downs.

Check out Lance on Killing the Town every Tuesday on the Jericho Network!

We're getting a little bit D&D this week as actor, comedian and RPG enthusiast Jon Gabrus joins us to role play our way through disaster movies. Can Clint survive arm wrestling for the love of his estranged daughter? Can Nick drive a convertible Cadillac into the very heart of the sun? What is Gabrus to do with an abandoned Tequila factory in post-apocalyptic New Mexico? Is Truly the DM (Disaster Master) for this campaign? The answer is YES! But only to that last question, you'll have to listen to find out about all the other stuff. And listen you shall lest the Air Wolves get you!

Hey Tittens! Wrestling/Actor/Comedian extraordinaire John Morrison is in the TTA Hole to not only drop some groundbreaking news but to help us create some wrestlers. That's right, were doing Create-A-Wrestler 2 so get ready to question your humanity. Some of our create-a-wrestlers are trying to break the glass ceiling, some of them are just trying to do their job, and some are just whatever the hell Truly came up with. We even create John's next gimmick.

Also, were giving away copies of John's hilarious new movie "Boone: The Bounty Hunter." Just send us some fan art based on our create-a-wrestlers to @TTAwesome and well send the best four a copy!

You've seen/heard the rest of the movie debate shows, now see/hear the best, with the Greatest Movie Debate Show Ever Debated About Movies. We take on the debate topics that those other guys are too scared to debate like: Which famed director is better at love making--Steven Spielberg or Christopher Nolan? And who would you rather get drunk with--Marvel or DC? That's right. We take the most controversial topics people are too scared to deal with and attack them with American ferocity. You're welcome.

Also, we discuss burgers. A lot. Feelings get hurt.

Inspired by the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the DC Extended Universe and whatever the hell Transformers is going to do, the TTA Boyz decide to get in the game and build their own cinematic universes. You ever want to see what the Avengers esquire movie of all the 90s teen sex comedies would like? Well, start the show man! Have you have wanted to watch the Justice League version of all of your favorite cocaine fueled action movies? Well, start the show man!!! Ever wanted to see what happens when Terminator, Robocop, The Predator, Aliens and so many more battle in all out brawl, Infinity War-style? WELL, START THE SHOW MAN!

We also discuss 9/11 and Crazy Town. You know, the Butterfly band...sorry.