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Maybe the most creatively different episode yet. sorry about that

0:00 My Interview with Kanye/KanyAI West

2:02 The Northwestern Hazing Scandal

7:46 Penis Redness

10:38  Sue Johanson and Kirstie Alley recap

16:43 Rap

18:25 Lizzo's Sex Lawsuit

just had a 6 piece tender and 3 gabapentin im floatin and this is a short update telling you what we're doing and how we takin off!!! plus a giveaway, because i love u

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Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and if you’re listening to this, you still might be SOL. In any case we’re here to bring you some of the latest and greatest last minute valentines day gift ideas to make that special someone in your life love you more, or break up with you, it’s up in the air really. We are joined by one of our favorite people and have a great time.

Running it back with a classic February game. Each person brings 5 couples to the table with three options of how long they were married. Guess right you and you get a point. Guess wrong and you die.

It’s that time again folks. We wind down the month with a collection of random thoughts that we’ve had over the last few weeks in a good ole fashioned Tomatalk. Enjoy. Love ya you filthy animals

They'll make you laugh, they'll make you cry, they'll make you ponder the existence of… mostly they will make you laugh. This week we address some of our favorite movie quotes of all time with 100% bias to slapstick comedy, hope you enjoy.

Mums the word in this one, well it might be, we’re not sure because we had headphones on. This week we’re playing a phrase guessing game where one person throws something out and the other is deaf. Craziness ensues.

To help practice for my son asking me the tough questions in life, we decided to practice on one another this week. You know the real questions like… what is gravity and why does the de*** penalty exist?!?

We are licensed and trained resolutionists, so these are not jokes and as I’m typing this is in no way sarcastic… you can tell by the way that I’m typing (and that you’re reading) that this is a very serious matter. Check out these resolutions that some troubled souls really need to stick to in 2023.

A fan favorite returns this week for a very merry edition of fact or cap! One person gives a story the other person guesses its validity, thems the rules folks. At the end there can only be one man standing. RIP

Riddle me this, do you think the child in ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ was traumatically impacted after seeing this domestic scandal, and did or didn’t he become Jewish thereafter? Those are the hard hitting questions we’re hoping to solve in this week’s rambling… Tomatalk time folks.

The holidays can be stressful for a lot of folks, and with everything going on this past year, that stress can start to really boil up. From expensive gifts, to unhinged shoppers, to fun political talks with your Uncle, surviving this Christmas might be a little intimidating. Thankfully we’re here. This is our official guide on how to de-stress your holidays and enjoy a nice peacful Christmas this year!

One of the most revered abilities as a President of the United States, is the ability to pardon people. Whether it’s fat birds on Thanksgiving, or rappers to get free promotion, presidents, love pardoning. Well, we think there are some people that are beyond reproach and should never deserve pardoning. These are the most unforgivable people of all time.

Rambling rambles from a couple rambunctional rascals. Join us this week as the wheels are off again for this Tomatalk. We bounce around a number of topics that we shouldn’t be talking about and have a grand old time.

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We're back with another pre-pandemic recording in which we catch up on Fight Talk, hear the results of Rick's crazy MMA coach deep dive, and recount the tale of CMatch's most gruesome drunken injury.

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