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Covering chapters 105 & 106, including:

• Minthe's truly inexplicable shower positions
• Thanatos' stagehand outfit
• Does Minthe not pay rent?!?!?!

Covering LO chapters 103 & 104, covering:

• WHEN is Minthe going to start therapy?
• Why is everyone trying to pick a fight with the furies?
• Credit where credit is due for Thetis & Minthe's clubbing outfits

Covering LO chapters 101 & 102, feat. discussions on:

• What Ares is going to write in Apollo's birthday card
• Ares' mad improv skills with his "yes and" abilities
• Precious baby Hades' making real personal growth

Covering LO chapters 99 and 100 (!!!!), including discussing such crucial topics as:

• HOW is Persephone pulling off the lowest of low ponytails?
• Psyche getting progressively more relatable
• Persephone being sexually curious and ready to mingle

Covering LO chapters 97 & 98, including:

• Apollo being the worst kind of artsy dude
• Why is Artemis' wolf not mauling Apollo?
• MORE Apollo drinking game!

Covering LO chapters 93 & 94, feat.:

• the god of getting lit
• a totally justified reason to smite an entire village (i.e., hurting a dog)
• why can Zeus have a successful full term pregnancy from any body part?

Covering LO chapters 91 & 92, feat.:

• The world's most useless powerpoint presentation
• Hestia being the god of bread
• An Ariana Grande-inspired thrift store look from Aphrodite

Covering LO chapters 89 & 90 feat.:

• Hades & Persephone's hospital dance moves
• the world's most apathetic receptionist
• Hades & Persephone re-igniting everyone's sexy doctor obsession

Covering Lore Olympus chapters 85 & 86, including:

• Hades' suits made of diamonds
• the goddess of goat cheese, Goatarella
• Erin's thoughts on the sexiness of that weird goat man bouncer

Covering LO chapters 83 & 84, including:

• Persephone being sad and chesty
• Zeus' full founding father regalia
• Poseidon being secretly woke

Would you rather: spend even one second of your life interacting with Apollo OR bathe in bird crap every day for the rest of your life? There's a right answer and we all know what it is.

Covering LO chapters 81 & 82, featuring:

• Lots of wishes for violence against Apollo
• A beautiful family history of castration
• Persephone being a terrifying sexy monster baby

Covering LO chapters 79 & 80, feat.:

• Zeus and Hera's sex life
• Hebe learning about the birds and the bees using cups
• Hades' "big, sexy, Adam Driver hands," in Zoey's words

Coving LO chapters 73 & 74, feat.:

• A continuation of Minthe's Game of Thrones cosplay
• Thetis' spicy basic home decor
• Why has Minthe never made even one single good decision in her whole life?

Covering LO chapters 71 & 72, featuring:

• An incredible Game of Thrones cosplay by Minthe
• Is Hades' shrine drawer to Persephone getting a little creepy?
• The best excuse to get out of any situation (see title)

Discussing LO chapters 69 (nice) & 70, feat.:

• Hades' very appropriate use of his work computer
• Admiring Aphrodite's mom skills and her seduction skills
• Plenty of sex jokes for chapter 69, obviously

Covering LO chapters 67 & 68, feat:

• Aphrodite being a problematic icon
• What Eros is actually cooking for breakfast
• Z&E butchering the pronunciations of all the Greek words for love.

Covering LO chapters 65 & 66. Highlights:

• Artemis' best moment
• Mandatory educational content for every human being courtesy of Eros
• Eros is literally the only character who matters and everyone else can sit down

Covering chapters 63 & 64 of Lore Olympus, feat.:

• More details on Z's absolutely impenetrable headcannon about Artemis's crush on Persephone
• Lots of reactions to Hades' tongue
• A completely unlicensed and poorly executed medley of semi-relevant Hamilton songs by Z&E

Discussing LO chapters 61 & 62, feat. such hot topics as:

• Persephone's sexy superhero fashion sense
• Hestia's ongoing attempt to set Persephone up with Artemis 
• Hermes' complete & total willingness to transport and chaperone Persephone to school

Covering LO chapters 59 & 60, feat. discussion on:

• the Furies' ability to bring pain to ANY life form
• Thanatos' STRONG evil train conductor energy
• VIRGINAL PANIC