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Our GUEST (ominous bass), former Hoolyweird type David McGuire antes in for a game of chance with "Casino Royale." Oh no no. Not that one. Sorry. It’s ‘Casino Royale,’ 1967. Starring Peter Sellers, Ursula Andress, and David Niven. Directed by....everyone. As we do allow table talk here, eavesdrop on our patented signals: The “Night Eyes 2," and the "Hoagie/Hoagy Carmichael.”  What do you think is better film between this and the spoof of it? Also, for all you spies and sleuths out there, somewhere within, lies the Easter Egg to end all Easter Eggs! This episode was brought to you by The Crime Clean ®️ Family of products, and the Crime Clean ®️ Bucket ©️ ™ (which we believe should not exist. At all.) 

Plot: A Spoof, in which an aging Sir James Bond comes out of retirement to take on SMERSH.

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**All episodes contain explicit language**
Artwork - Ben McFadden
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Produced by - Ben McFadden & Paul Root
Concept - Paul Root

Part 2 of 2. 

Based on M.R. James' story, The Stalls of Barchester Cathedral. 

Recorded live before an audience at Colchester Arts Centre on 20th December 2023. 

Written by Darren Gooding, featuring performances by Damien Bell, Darren Gooding, Dave Hughes and Sarah Ellen Young. Sound recording and engineering by Stuart Armitage. Music by Darren Tansley and Tina Gooding.  Edited and Produced by Darren Gooding. 

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Part 1 of 2. 

Based on M.R. James' story, The Stalls of Barchester Cathedral. 

Recorded live before an audience at Colchester Arts Centre on 20th December 2023. 

Written by Darren Gooding, featuring performances by Damien Bell, Darren Gooding, Dave Hughes and Sarah Ellen Young. Sound recording and engineering by Stuart Armitage. Music by Darren Tansley and Tina Gooding.  Edited and Produced by Darren Gooding. 

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are landing this damn space shuttle on the moon even if it kills us! We watched the 1982 film from Ken Finkleman, Airplane II: The Sequel.

Do you ever get a feeling of extreme déjà vu while you’re watching a movie? The sort of feeling where you could swear you’ve seen this exact thing before, but maybe with a few slight changes?

It’s like the black cat crossing Neo’s path a couple times in The Matrix. Something is wonky in the world, but you’re not sure what it means.

We think you’ll get that feeling in spades while watching this sequel to the first Airplane movie. So pervasive will the sensation be that you’ll only be able to shake it by enjoying this episode!

(Recorded on July 05, 2023)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Airplane II: The Sequel - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Airplane II: The Sequel trailer - YouTube

Collision Course (1989) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Airplane! (1980) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Airplane! | More Movies Please! - Buzzsprout

Lloyd Bridges — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Total Recall (1990) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Spaceballs (1987) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Spaceballs | More Movies Please! - Buzzsprout

Caddyshack II (1988) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Sharknado (2013) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Sharknado | More Movies Please! - Buzzsprout

Sharktopus (2010) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Sharktopus | More Movies Please! - Buzzsprout

Harrison Ford — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Gilmore Girls (TV Series 2000–2007) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Everwood (TV Series 2002–2006) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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Ant Coughlin, a pastor, joins Melvin in summarizing The VelociPastor. Because, of course! The two goof and gaff about this off-beat love-letter to 80's schlock grindhouse horror, and appreciate it's comedically dense yet economically handled runtime!

Topics:

• (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 1-hour discussing Dan Foster's "The Seven Pointless Things that Christian's Fight About" blog post, and how some of the things he proposes are actually deeply important theological ideas that Christian's would do well to discuss and affirm. (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
• The VelociPastor starts immediately with some very clever humor, the kind that benefits the learnt in terms of film and film culture.
• Part of what makes the movie so enjoyable is it's borrowing of the superhero origin-story format to explore it's narrative. It's silly, but it works really well.
• If you've ever been curious what The VelociPastor is, it's basically a Daredevil clone but with a strong comedic angle.
• During the film a character waits outside of a church and we can plainly see very real church signage of a real-life location. Melvin curiously Google searches this church and reads aloud some funny reviews. (And, for the sake of the church, does NOT read-aloud their name)
• By the end of the movie it's very clear that The VelociPastor works not just on name alone but because it's a well made comedy film.

Recommendations:

• Everything Sad is Untrue (a true story) by Daniel Nayeri (2020) (Book)
• The Grudge 3 (2009) (Movie)

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In this episode, we'll dive deep into the hilarious world of "The Naked Gun." We'll dissect its slapstick comedy, offbeat characters, and uproarious sight gags. From the memorable "nice beaver" exchange to the unforgettable baseball game mayhem, we'll break down the scenes that had us in stitches.

But it's not just about the gags; we'll also talk about the brilliant cast, including Priscilla Presley as the love interest, Ricardo Montalban as the outlandish villain, and O.J. Simpson in a role that's as unexpected as it is comical.  And of course the brilliant Leslie Nielsen.

We'll share our favorite moments, the most quotable lines, and how "The Naked Gun" has aged like a fine, uproarious wine. Plus, we'll discuss its lasting influence on comedy films and TV shows that followed.

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on rare occasion, an unholy alliance of kirk's interests mash into each other. this episode is one of those occasions. in today's musical installment, kirk reimagines neil young's 1971 classic 'after the gold rush' by infusing hit with that special brand of honolulu blue kool-aid as the detroit lions get ready to kick off their 2023 season.

'after the gold rush' on spotify
'after the gold rush' on apple music
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Ashley visits old turf, and finds a new flame.

Cast includes Bethan Cullinane, James Corrigan, Shazia Nicholls, Gaby French, Michael Marcus & Lucy Phelps.

Ashley may have got lucky last night, but that's all about to change.

Cast includes Bethan Cullinane, James Corrigan, Lucy Phelps, Shazia Nicholls, Laura Elsworthy & Raj Bajaj.

Ashley meets a sporting legend who turns out to be a real handful.

Cast includes Bethan Cullinane, James Corrigan and Lucy Phelps.

Ashley finds herself right in the middle of the scoop of the century.

Cast includes Bethan Cullinane, James Corrigan, Lucy Phelps, Shazia Nicholls, Paul Clayton, Robin Morrissey & Michael Marcus.

Ashley meets Roger's new girlfriend, and gets handed a real tasty scoop.

Cast includes Bethan Cullinane, James Corrigan, Shazia Nicholls, Laura Morgan & Robin Morrissey.

Ashley brings up the rear, behind a pioneer at the vanguard of climate science.

Cast includes Bethan Cullinane, James Corrigan, Jamie Wilkes & Lucy Phelps.

Hot Shots! Part Deux - 1993

Director - Jim Abrahams

Writers - Jim Abrahams, Pat Proft

Music - Basil Poledouris

Stars:
Charlie Sheen
Lloyd Bridges
Valeria Golino
Richard Crenna
Brenda Bakke
Miguel Ferrer
Rowan Atkinson

The mother of all sequels!

National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1

Director - Gene Quintano

Writers - Don Holley, Tori Tellem, Gene Quintano

Music - Robert Folk

Stars:
Emilio Estevez
Samuel L Jackson
Tim Curry
Jon Lovitz
William Shatner
Kathy Ireland

Oh my God. They have guns!

Recorded 25 September 2022. Originally performed at The Headgate Theatre, Colchester, 22 June 2022.

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Recorded 25 September 2022. Originally performed at The Headgate Theatre, Colchester, 22 June 2022.

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Recorded live before an audience at Colchester Arts Centre, 17 December 2021.

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Recorded live before an audience at Colchester Arts Centre,  17 December 2021

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