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Mughals, timelines of Indian history, conversions, and Modi doing victory laps in the gulf, different aspects of Hindutva, Usama killing it on his Colbert appearance., mahabharat stuff.

Usama becomes Hindu, Mahabharat talk, cow stanning, and India rescuing Pakistani sailors from Somali pirates.

Joe get's recognized as the white voice of Mango Bae, a Punjabi couple shows us what true loves is, Pranav's parents react to Stavros' comedy special. Patreon is where it's at.

Neko and Usama talk about a recent party where usama gets accused of anti-semitism, other guests annoy them, his anime obsession, and more. Full ep on Patreon! Along with archived episodes, early access, and an invite to our discord server where you control the fate of the podcast!

We hang out with our buddy Aaron Mate (Grayzone, Democracy Now) to talk about his evolution as a political journo, what's happening in Gaza, Twitter lore instigated by Pranav, and more!

That annoying desi couple tearing down israeli hostage posters get cancelled and fired, the controversy around the world's first plus-sized Miss World contestant, Jane Dipika Garrett, from Nepal of all places, and much more--bonus content on Patreon, along with our archived eps, early access to every episode, Discord server, and more!

Brown-on-brown violence in the GOP LET'S GOOOOOOOO!

The boys are joined by our guest Subhah Agarwal, they talk about marrying yourself marrying other people, white people marrying into the culture, and more!

00:00:00- summary

00:00:16 - intro

00:00:50 - Usama impression

00:02:13 - Aziz impression

00:02:53 - Usama arrives

00:03:35 - Subhah impersonates Usama

00:04:23 – Live Show 

00:05:58 – Subhah Introduction 

00:07:28 – Marrying yourself (Brown of the week) 

00:11:55 – Our families are so overreactive 

00:13:35 – Marrying your self Part 2

00:16:58 – Subhah Love Life 

00:21:25 – Subhah and wedding planning

00:30:30 – Usama at Akeshs wedding

00:33:22 – Subhah and wedding planning Part 2

00:36:55 - Subhah Love Life Part 2

00:42:17 – Honeymoon

00:46:09 – Brittney Griner 

00:58:27 – Black lesbians taking your girl

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

We talk white girls acting up, Osho, Parsis in entertainment, Ricky Martin being a bad uncle, and lots more fun!

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

This week Pranav and Usama are talking about the heat wave hitting the UK, just another day in the office for the Mango Baes! The guys realize Indians are taking over and that they need to have a Sikh guest on soon! Have you watched Indiana Jones? These old movies are so wild, especially how women are treated. A lot of scenes with women being slapped. Shout out consent, and AOC! The guys find out which famous women are Indian and the latest celebrity dating gossip. Listen to the latest ep and be sure to like, subscribe and share!!

00:00:00 – Summary

00:00:22 – Intro

00:02:24 – Usama and Black teenagers Junglely Story 

00:10:05 – Heatwave in England Brown of the week

00:12:20 – UK’s First Indian Prime minister

00:15:05 – Indians taking over 

00:18:48 – Sikh are badass

00:25:16 – Indiana Jones Me Too

00:29:23 – Women are hornier than men

00:31:25 – Kinks

00:36:01 – AOC fake getting arrested

00:39:25 – Indian American Politicians 

00:43:18 – Joe on Indians taking over

00:47:29 – Michelle Wolf and Mos Def

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

This week the boys rift while on the greens. They talk about why they think the other person is a great comedian, FOB food moments, Forest Gump? They drive into what it is like dating European women, why the old and blind need to start pulling their weight, and how they first met. 🥭This is a throwback episode that used to live on the patreon! There is so much content on the Patreon, you have to go check it out!🙌🥭

00:00:00 intro

00:00:41 Usama and Pranav are great comedians

00:06:10 The greens hitting in

00:09:51 FOB moments

00:10:26 Moms not giving the right type of food

00:12:37 Breakfast is just morning time capitalism

00:14:20 A round of applause for Mango Bae Fans

00:15:36 Forest Gump is mango man

00:16:33 Comedian hustler life

00:18:10 Good stuff

00:18:51 adventures of taking a #1

00:19:27 Pranav and the greens

00:20:32 the old and blind need to learn for themselves

00:21:51 Joe is the biggest mango bae fan

00:24:11 The greatest metaphor for life

00:28:03 Chinatown

00:29:37 Pranav Feet

00:30:01 Worst person in history

00:31:24 Dating Europeans girls

00:33:34 Europeans and immigrants

00:34:35 Religions

00:35:58 White people trying to contain south asians

00:38:05 hicks on the body

00:39:39 the passions of Sodom

00:41:43 8 Cameras

00:42:33 When Usama and Pranav Met for the first time

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

This week the guys are joined by astrologer, comedian, Actress, Elizabeth Aziz AKA Liz! They talk about their childhood and how the Disney movie, Mulan was ahead of its time. Also how much effort they had to put in to getting something from their parents that would turn into a Shark Tank episode. Listen to this hilarious episode and how Pranav and Usama learn about their astrological signs!

#Comedy #Podcast #MangoBae

00:00:00 Summary

00:00:20 Mango Bae Song

00:00:54 Intro

00:01:52 Our guest Elizabeth Aziz

00:02:28 Elizabeth on a Bus

00:03:26 Storytime with Pranav

00:06:00 $10,000 for Antique doll

00:06:48 Parents, stores and their savings

00:12:53 South Asian Shark Tank

00:13:53 Parents and their flaky nature

00:15:28 Mulan was ahead of its time

00:16:24 Elizabeth and Astrology

00:20:58 The Charts

00:23:50 Astro Twins

00:26:28 Astrogeology signs explained

00:27:22 Pranav Astro Twin

00:29:11 Birth chart on popypes chicken sandwich

00:30:53 Sagittarius women

00:31:18 Astrology continued

00:32:27 Usama and Pranav

00:35:39 Pranav Chart

00:38:36 Degrees of Astro Sign

00:55:02 Tarot Cards

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

This week we have comedic powerhouse Adam Waheed on to discuss online fame, early struggles in the content game, weird fans, going Hollywood, and bad pitches from brown uncles!

Intro 1:20

Adam's humble content beginnings 3:32

Redman a megastan 8:21

Adam and Chief Keef 12:52

Weirdest fans 16:32 

Brown uncles pitching ideas 18:18 

Adam making movies 20:15 

Greatest thing to happen to Adam 24:10

stand up vs sketch 28:00

collab with Anwar 38:20

on Ramble On 42:00

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

We have hilarious South-African-Indian comedic sensation Kaneez Surka on the pod! We talk elephant attacks, white women as a prize in diaspora dating, Radha Iyengar Plumb in the pentagon, the (bad) meaning of Kaneez, and lots more!

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

India needs a cultural firewall around it! From Jews to Ball-less Italians--this episode has it all! Broadway plays, Jews, Pranav's bad personality, a comic we talk about who has no name, bad indian advertising, Layer'r body spray, western depictions of desis in the news, and more!

contents 0:00

Usama on Broadway 2:40

Pranav being a hater 3:50

dumb ppl that act smart 6:30

Castratis | 9:36

Bad comedian talks smack 11:30

Autism markers 14:00

C***** S****** 15:15

Layer'R Shot 21:00

Pranav's Jordan Peterson impression 24:00

India needs a cultural reset 26:00

Priyanka Jonas 28:00

Indian R**e Problem 31:00

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

This week we discuss Usama getting heckled, the origins of some famous phrases, Al Qaeda threatening attacks in India, and much more!

This week we have one of our favorite people on the pod, Sameer Naseem of hte Halal Cartels podcast! We talk the Azov battalion rebranding, Swedengate, having twins and still living a party life, Usama being confused for a Korean comedian, parenting tips, bad run-ins with the cops, and more!

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

On this week's episode: Usama gets groped (again), Chappelle’s attacker speaks, Monkeypox madness, more Hindu-Muslim grief in India, a Trinidadian standoff, a mass shooting (again).

#Comedy #Podcast #MangoBae

0:20 contents

3:00 Usama gets groped

5:50 Brown of the Week

10:15 Hindus love vows

13:06 Gyanvapi mosque

18:00 bad vigilanteism in India

24:30 Chappelle's attacker

34:40 Monkeypox!

42:30 Shootings!

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

This week we discuss transitioning (into a new studio), paternal approval in comedy(our dads hate our jokes), Usama’s awkward encounter with a famous comic, fashionable Korean racists, Sanjeev and Sadhana Prasad suing their son for grandchildren, and the Gyanvapi mosque controversy in India! Thanks for listening and please consider supporting us on patreon!

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

We hang out w our boy Kareem (@kareem) and talk about his movie with New York Nico, ancient Egyptians, Osho, Jinns, how to get a hairless cat, and how he doesn't care about things anymore. Subscribe to our patreon and support us!

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).