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In this episode the boys discuss Imran Khan’s ouster from power, cricket metaphors,getting defensive of our mother’s beating techniques, Adam’s half Indian upbringing in Jersey and the Midwest, his racist grandfather, his divorce, his upcoming album, and lots more! Thanks for listening and please consider supporting us on Patreon!

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

This week we're joined by Sonali, a pole dancer who breaks down the pole life, her unorthodox Bengali family, blocking her parents on IG, overly supportive Indian uncles in her comments, her brother in jail, the therapy of the pole, and more!

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

Our Patreon doomsday clock; hole: to show or not to show? Usama’s road gig on a Deep South plantation; hanging with MLK’s niece; Indian maternal justice in Telangana; eyeball achar; pepper punishments; innovative beatings; all 49 reasons to get beat; how old is Hasbulla? Progeria and Islam; should we beat our kids?

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

Usama and Pranav talk about Usama's time in Dubai, desi slaves in the Arab world, Indians having no respect for personal space, an Indian guy in Telangana who called the cops on his wife for not cooking him mutton curry (truly the GOAT), beatings: Italians vs. Indians? Probably the Irish. Some amazing movie stories, and we end on the greatest story ever told, starring Pranav's childhood bestie, Neil.

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

This week's episode is sponsored by Baked With Lori (@bakedwithloriny), providing the finest edibles in all of NYC, including Staten Island! This week we hang out with our boy Bassam Shawl, a Kashmiri-American comic who schools us on all things Kashmir. He tells us about protest drama, the origins of the conflict, his personal views, his marriage, his work inside the beltway as a lobbyist, and much more!

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

THIS IS A VERY ISLAMIC EPISODE!

Junglee Story: Usama gets pepper sprayed on the subway and lives through a three stooges moment; Our BoW is Tanya Joya, a former ISIS bride who had an affair with Islamophobic republican congressman VAN TAYLOR from TEXAS. This devolves into a convo about closeted republicans’ choice of gay establishments, why radical Islamists love Texas, Islamic rock music, Usama’s run in with terrorists, Pranav’s run in with terrorists, and much more!

0:00 intro/Russia stop it!

1:20 PATREON SHOUTS

2:30 Usama gets pepper sprayed

12:30 apathetic NYers

13:15 Brown of the Week Tanya Joya

15:58 gay republicans

18:15 ISIS brides are the best

23:15 Texas terrorists

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

We hang out with our good buddy Ismael Loutfi, a very funny comedian who has a special out on comedy central which you should all check out. We talk accents, how he's the Syrian Jeff Foxworthy (just his look), and how he got Muslim-married at 16 so he could hook up with his high school girlfriend. He's super racist against Indians but we love him. All in all a very funny episode!

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Auntie keeps things sanitized: oh did I beat Pranav? Well, let me tell you both a time I protected him! We discuss her favorite profanities, and her denials, her career in espionage, her online stalking habits, and much more!

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

Don’t listen to this episode. Pranav’s mom, who he loves, is on it. Does she love Pranav? Yes. Does she like him? Not really. But she insists that he’s a good boy. She’s not having a great time. Neither is Pranav. Usama seems to be enjoying himself. 

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

This week we sit down with Divya Anantharaman of Gotham Taxidermy! Divya is an Indian goth maven who immortalizes the mortal forms of deceased animals not including humans, sadly :(. We talk about how she got started in the business, Indian goths in general, her upbringing in Miami, serial killers, birds, and lots more—super interesting and fun episode! Thanks for listening and remember to subscribe to us on Apple podcast, Spotify, YouTube, and PATREON where you can get hours of bonus content!

0:00 intro

2:00: Miami food is terrible

2:45: Usama’s Uber: Bad French

4:15: the French are losers

6:41: Introducing Divya!

7:25: Jews! Jk jk

8:23: Talking taxidermy!

11:28 Indian Goths

12:48: Origins

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

0:00 Lincoln was all gay

2:25 Patreon shout outs

3:09 Pranav is not smooth

9:58 bad advice/pee boner

10:55 BoW: Praganananda the King

17:49 Usama is a TV star!

We kick thing off with abe Lincoln's sexual habits, the civil war, then shout out the newest members of our patreon family. Pranav tells a story about being very not smooth with a girl, and Usama follows up with some advice on drunken sex. Then we talk about Praganananda, a 16 chess champ who ousted the number one white guy in the world. Then we talk about Usama's recent TV appearances, fame, acting, mentorship, and how to get up on your own dreams.

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

The boys hangout with Bhaskar Shankara l, editor and founder of @jacobinmagazine about: Subhah Chandra Bose’s mixed legacy, Bhaskar’s Trinidadian-Indian origins , the state of the left in the US.

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

0:00 start

2:35 Patreon love

3:40 A Sad Jamaican

9:50 BoW—Brahmdeo the Vax King

19:00 the state of covid today

27:00 Pranav deals with racism

32:00 shut up cable news idiots

Usama has a sad Jamaican Uber driver who just got divorced and fired as a DJ, which was hilarious. An elderly Indian man named Brahmdeo finds the fountain of youth in 8 jabs of the vaccine. Usama’s grandfather died from a bad blood transfusion and his mom hasn’t trusted doctor’s since. Then Pranav talks about being blackpilled by the pando, the flow of information and misinformation. They break down left vs right politics in America. Lizards vs. Gorillas. The correct way to pronounce Ted Nugent. Then they talk about why people can’t just leave each other alone, and how a lack of self-inquiry leads to authoritarianism. Thanks for listening and please subscribe to out patreon and leave us a review on apple podcasts and Spotify!!

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

This week we sat down with the incredible Dhaval Zota, a diamond dealer in NYC! A true Gujju badass, he gets into how to check if a diamond is high quality, what happens when customers try to rip him off (is it murder?!?!), and who really runs them diamond streets. Our Jungli story of the week: Pranav buys a cursed gemstone that ruins his life. Obviously his beautiful mom has to save him from destruction. This ep is a fast paced one full of jokes and gyaan -- enjoy! JOIN THAT PATREON ALREADY FOR THAT EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

These week's episode we riff hard on the Taliban for some reason: Pranav has a book of their poems, destroying musical instruments and beheading mannequins; we talk about Usama's experience with a doppleganger following him around the NY comedy club scene; our Brown of the Week is Gangaram the Crocodile (RIP); discussions around India's relationship to animals, their presence in the ten avatars of Hindusim, camels in Islam, and nature in religion; the problem of being too promiscuous, the energetic exchange and then drain, and the relationship between nymphomania (or satyriasis) and depression.

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

Today we're joined by Pakistani- (American???) comedian Moe Yaqub (@moeyaqubcomedy). Moe tells us how he played the long game to sleep with a woman, and then didn't! Weird, Moe! He also has a weird mix of an Indian-Minnesota accent. How he didn't touch a woman until he came here. We do impressions of Usama and talk about his extra ass charm. Then Moe tells us about he gamed the bureaucracy to get his greencard! Take notes! We also discuss Veerappan, our favorite Indian bandit after Phoolan Devi. He kidnapped a film star(nice), did genocide on elephants (bad), and had a legendary mustache (we stan).

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

Pranav's nephew Sajel visits the pod briefly! Then quickly leaves. We make fun of Euphoria, which is definitely written by Christians. Usama gets detained by the TSA! Pranav shares his own TSA romance/drama. Some crypto talk! Delhi vs. Mumbai! Our Brown of the Week is Jaswant Singh Chail/Darth Jones who tried to kill Queen Elizabeth with a crossbow after announcing it on Snapchat. Usama discusses some romantic woes and the two unpack the tribulations of vulnerability in the arms of another. Love as a constant flux of power, never fully in balance, and feels super bad sometimes! Pranav keeps saying "love is a battlefield".

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ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora and immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites!).

Mango Bae goes viral! Our take on Vir Das set the internet ablaze - we talk some of the hilarious comments on both sides of the issue. Our Brown of the Week is the businessman Ramesh “Sunny” Balwani. He is connected romantically to the disgraced Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes. She accuses him of being abusive - was he really or was he just a super Indian uncle? We then get into the main topic of social media - it is slowly crushing us as a society and we go off on it!!! Finally, we have a Mango Bae Fixes Your Life, where RG writes in and asks for advice on getting over his ex. Join that patreon for exclusive content! Patreon.com/mangobae

Usama gets sexually harassed on the road! Our Brown of the Week is Parag Agarwal, the new Indian head of Twitter, and we discuss the racial backlash against Indians in positions of power. The new Indian twitter. We talk to comedian Vishnu Vaka about his transient upbringing and how being a permanent outside has influenced his comedy. Similarities between rural Andhra Pradesh and…West Virginia? How Apu on the Simpsons was a symbol of representation. In our advice portion for Patreon subscribers, we advise EM on how she can finally get a date!

 Apu, The Simpsons, Parag Agarwal, twitter, hookup culture, shahrukh khan, Amitabh Bachchan

This episode of Mango Bae starts off with a story about one of Usama’s crazy exes - was he in the wrong? Our Brown of the Week is Suraj Kumar, a man who killed his wife with a COBRA?!? Doesn’t get more Indian than that, people. Out topic: Indians vs. Indian-Americans. Desis of the diaspora and South Asians who live on the subcontinent are always squabbling over something! The ones who live in the countries we’re from always bristle when when we Americans weigh in on their issues and we in the U.S. of A. seem to think we have the right to! Who’s in the wrong? Mango Bae jokes it out as always!! Thanks for watching the ep and sticking with us - if you didn’t get your fill from this ep, don’t forget that we have hours of exclusive Mango content on the Patreon at Patreon.com/mangobae. Go be a Mangostani TODAY!