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this is the true story (truuuue storyyyy)...of a father and daughter...who chose to do a podcast...(record together) and have their episodes digitized...to find out what happens...when family never started being polite...and continue being real

it would be real cool if you rate/review/subscribe to/share every single thing we do!! it's easy for you to keep up that way (get it?)

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you know how we disappear and then we say were back and HEY WE DISAPPEARED AND NOW WERE BACK!!

before we go hardcore into the eps you all know and love or like the styles of them, here's a blooper real becasue who doesn't love bloopers!! BOING-OING-OING!!!

and in honor of bloopers, we're not correcting yor mystakes here oooooops

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SURPRISE!! it's a special Holiday edition of TV Shows and we revel in the pure starchy goodness of our Top 3 Holiday dinner items!! yum yum!!

pull up a chair and grab a plate AFTER you rate/review/subscribe/share with all the children at the kid's table!! and tell them to tell their parents!!

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jump out of bed, grab those cereal bowls, fill them with pure sugar goodness and sit down in front of your podcast player because we're all about the Saturday morning cartoons!!

(well, at least cartoons with Saturday morning vibes because SOMEONE didn't understand the struggle of having ONLY Saturday morning animation elation!!)

we hope you find us Hanna-Bar-beara-ble and rate/review/share/subscribe faster than Speed Buggy!! or Quick Draw McGraw!! or some drug-created Pufnstuf shit!!

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everybody loves candy, right?! well we're talking about candy we HATE so grab a chair, William Wonkalicious!!

please be SWEET to us and rate/review/subscribe/share with your friends you're fond(ant) of...omigod we're so sorry

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*tw – rape scene and its use in movies*

What a glorious day!! TV And A Movie welcomes our first guest and it’s rapper/podcaster/movie creator Ryan Martel!! And he’s brought the eerily prescient 1974 classic Death Wish with him so expect to hear ALL about the “curse” that is ‘70’s pacing!! Troy was *literally* 5 when this movie came out so cue “he’s old” comments now!! Boy howdy, our finger guns are FULLY loaded!!

Death Wish follows the story of Paul Kersey (played by Charles Bronson and his incredibly rough face), a “bleeding heart liberal” who quickly learns that the hospital/law enforcement system does NOT work in his favor. So he takes matters into his own hands! The filthy city of New York & Times Square has never looked filthier!! Listen as we marvel at a world before social media (and a surprisingly firm stance AGAINST electroshock therapy)!!

We address crevice sand, Jeff Goldblum’s awkward face, ‘70’s blood, and the pussy-ass bitch of a son-in-law (come on, dude…even we gun control supporters are laughing at you!)! Sweathog talk!! (Hi there…) Hat pins!! And seriously…FUCK the police!! How many muggings can occur in one movie? Can the nude body be admired in a violent setting? Is art art if no one hears it? (And does life imitate art or art imitate life or life imitate art imitate life [whoa]?) All we know is that we’re tired of the devil getting a bad rap and we DON’T want an invite to your racist as fuck party!

Fix yourself some liver and spaghetti and consider this episode an audition for TR And A Movie! (sorry, V).

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Find out about the Martel’s Movie Madness podcast on Patreon, FB, Twitter and IG!!

Find out about Ryan himself on Twitter and IG!!

And don’t forget the movies Bad Girls AND Martel’s Movie Madness: The Movie!! (Sign up to Troma NOW!! and watch it again and again with your 30 day free trial!!)

This week's Music Spotlight is Martel Tha God (duh)!!

Sponsored by Camp Creep Podcast!! Anthology horror has never sounded sexier!!

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Editing by Andrew Dudich!!

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Jingles/Anthems by Dot Homler!! (Virginia does NOT compare to her and seriously needs to stop trying!!)

Theme Song is “TV Head” by The Fantastic Plastics – Check them out at www.thefantasticplastics.com

Superfan Justin Voorhees wants to hear what our Top 3 Horror Films are...and he might kill us if we don't!!! EEK!!!

Get ready to put some fear in your ear!!!

(and Virginia will be careful what she wishes for in the future)

desecrate, re-boo, scare!!

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Welcome to the Wonderful World of TV And A Movie!! TVaaM Creative Consultant Karo asked us what our Top 3 Disney movies are!! Did Song of the South make the list?!

(spoiler alert: no)

M-I-C...we want to C you rate this podcast!...K-E-Y...Y aren't you reviewing us already?...M-O-U-S-EEEEEventually you better share this with someone!! (or else we'll go all Disney villain on you!!)

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This week the turn tables as Virginia interviews Troy!!

Memory loss is a real thing and oof look for all the corrections in TV Shows 10.

Rate, review, share, store some gum away for a rainy day or go see a horrible play!!

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Theme Song by...Troy?!

Let's go Inside The Podcast Studio, where you'll learn about your favorite podcast father/daughter duo that reviews movies and swears a lot...US!!

This week, Virginia gets asked all the HARD-HITTING QUESTIONS!!

(And let us take this moment to give a shoutout to the TRUE favorite pet of Virginia's now and forever, Dietrich. RIP)

If Virginia was asked about this podcast, she'd tell you to rate, review and share!!

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Theme Song by...Troy?!

Karo has come through again and asked us for our Top 3 Movies With Numbers In The Title. We hope this episode finds her in 7th Heaven and that she 8 something good and that she gives this episode a Ja and not a 9!!

1) Rate! 2) Review! 3) Share!

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We’re back!! (Yes you probably didn’t even know we were gone…but we assure you after a year of not recording, we’re back!!) We’ve read your notes…and pretty much ignored them (which is one of our BASIC FREEDOMS!!) as we delve into 1998’s cult classic The Big Lebowski!!

Welcome to Los An-gull-us, the home of bowling, White Russians, nihilist ferrets…and toes?! (Oh, we can GET you a toe.) but wait…hold up…2…2…2 Jeff Lebowskis in 1?! Do we step OVER THE LINE when we openly speak up about this film? Or do we follow the rules (which includes honoring the Shabbat)? All we know is that the Western Man is pretty intuitive, coitus is really cool, the Dude’s car is the REAL victim here, the Eagles ARE blecch, and we need to start watching Branded (just the Arthur Digby Sellers eps, of course)!!

How many numbers do you have to keep track of?! (Spoiler alert: one is the number of nuditys!) What WOULD be on Netflixxx? What TBL star did Troy have in his own car?!

What more is there to say other than…eh, fuck it!! (Except for Donnie who can FUCK OFF!!)

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This week's Music Spotlight is Overworry!!

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Editing by Andrew Dudich!!

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NEW jingles/anthems by Dot Homler!!

Theme Song is “TV Head” by The Fantastic Plastics – Check them out at www.thefantasticplastics.com

Jeff Engstrom asked for our Top 3 Movies Featuring Twins (which surprisingly (?) does NOT include the movie Twins)!

(and yes Troy meant Hayley Mills, not Jodie Foster BACK OFF!!!)

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Bow to your podcast…BOW TO YOUR PODCAST!!! as we visit the dumb fucking state of Idaho (not Troy’s words) in this week’s analysis of Napoleon Dynamite!! GOSH!! Is it a movie? Is it a series of vignettes? All we know is that we’re LUCKYYYYY to have it in our lives!! We use our mad skills to review it bit by bit WITHOUT breaking our front coccyx because we’re not IDIOTS!!

Listen as we turn this episode into a quote fest (but seriously HOW CAN YOU NOT?!) as we reach for the stars and throw a football over those mountains..YES, THOSE MOUNTAINS!! LITERAL MILES AWAY!! Load up your Trapper Creeper and TRY to beat Napoleon (a/k/a ND, a/k/a N, a/k/a /) in a hardcore tetherball game!! Why is Pedro so sweaty all the time?! Which word that pauper Virginia can’t pronounce (from TV Shows 4 – didn’t know there’d be a quiz did ya hotshot?) makes an appearance? How many times did Troy meet Jon Heder?! (hint: add one to the given number) All we know is that you *MIGHT* be surprised with our take on bullies and nylon polymer. So sit in front of the electronic machine of your choice with a nice undercooked corn dog and a glass of egg juice as we FINALLY get to go on our long awaited tater tot run!! Look, Virginia ended her NAP to record this so you at least owe us the common courtesy to listen!!

(Note: this episode is fucking HISTORIC for reasons you’ll understand when you listen so strap the fuck in)

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This week's Music Spotlight is classical music impresario Jack Kramer!! Check out Jack Kramer Plays Classical EVI on Amazon or your streaming service of choice!!

Gang, you’re not going to believe this but trillyzanep is back ONE LAST TIME!! Get your hats & bags and shirts and electronics and jeez louise literally a lot of things!!! Go to eBay, IG and Twitter like now!!

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Editing by Andrew Dudich…NO REALLY!! We recorded this before Kelly retired so give Andrew ALL the compliments!!

Logo by HRH Bunny on Twitter and IG!!

Theme Song is “TV Head” by The Fantastic Plastics – Check them out at www.thefantasticplastics.com

Virginia thinks Troy is a nerd and delivers her thesis statement to that effect. Does she get a Master's in Dadology?

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Editing by Andrew Dudich

Theme Song is “We Are Obsolete” by The Fantastic Plastics!! Find out more at thefantasticplastics.com

it's our first podcast guest!!! Kelly Paleczny, former editor/current Ultimate Podcast Superfan Extraordinaire Esquire the Third, wanted...nay, needed...NAY, DEMANDED to be on the show and learn us some X-Files!! (cue Mark Snow music)

(WARNING!! There will be X-Spoilers!!)

Rate, review, share...we know Kelly will and that makes her better than you!!

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But ALSO follow Li'l Hits because he's uhhhh the best cat in the universe doy!

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Editing by current editor/former friend? (well, that's just not true) Andrew Dudich

Theme Song is “We Are Obsolete” by The Fantastic Plastics!! Find out more at thefantasticplastics.com

Trigger Warning – This episode contains references to physical, mental & emotional abuse.

Eat a hearty breakfast and get those Kleenex ready! We get dark this week with a thoughtful, mostly serious and extra detailed (i.e. long-winded) analysis of the 1965 Gertrude Baniszewski/Sylvia Likens case as detailed in 2007’s An American Crime. This true crime story stars Elliot Page of The Umbrella Project and we wanted to give it the gravitas it deserves, since it’s a family relationship that is ACTUALLY worse than ours.

We harken back to when Sylvia was living an idyllic life in a carnival setting UNTIL SHE DIDN’T! Due to family financial misfortunes, Sylvia and sister Jennie end up under the care of the Baniszewski family and oof this did NOT work out! Family and friends gaslight, falsely accuse and ultimately punish Sylvia in horrible fashion. (And yes despite our comments, we know Trump isn’t President anymore…shuuuuuuut it) Weird dreams!! Trashy boys AND girls!! Indiana at its finest!!! Will justice win out for Sylvia? Did Evan Winters have a 4-day “chubby” look that is generally overlooked by society? Why isn’t smoking and drinking while pregnant still cool? Can you bear to hear a SECOND true crime story as well?!?! Ultimately, just know that we are taking a hard stance against murder and we DARE other podcasts to do the same!

Please consider donating to Prevent Child Abuse America here: https://preventchildabuse.org/donate/. This organization works hard to realize their vision of a world where all children grow up happy, healthy, and prepared to succeed in supportive families and communities.

On the lighter side of things, let's take care of podcast business here:

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This week's Music Spotlight is horror surf icons Gein and the Graverobbers!!

One more go-around with our best friend  trillyzanep!! What do you need because he just might have it!!! Check him out on eBay, IG and Twitter!!

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Editing by Andrew Dudich!!

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Theme Song is “TV Head” by The Fantastic Plastics – Check them out at www.thefantasticplastics.com

yikes on bikes it's been a tumultuous week but we recorded a quick thing to keep our fans...we mean, fan...happy!

meanwhile, when we're able (long story) we'll resume our regular programming!!

our own Hillycent Millicent wrote the TV Two to find out what our favorite miniseries are!! do we deliver?!

Rate, review, share...you never do!! Please do it!!

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Editing by Andrew Dudich

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Hey gang!! Are you a fan of wild cult classics that make you say what the fuck? How about jars of blood and chainsawed guts and COCAINE and true love and poetry and planets? Hold on…what about hearing trained blacksmith Virginia go off on EVERYTHING?! NOW we’ve got your attention!! You can thank 2018’s Mandy for her furor!!

We follow the trials and tribulations of Red and drawer Mandy (ooo great name for a film!) as Nicolas Cage (star of The Croods) chews up scenery like gum!! He takes on the cult of the bipolar Jeremiah Shaw after watching him and his followers commit the most despicable acts of all! And let the vengeance begin!! Tigers...well...tiger!! Weird biker demons!! Wasted cigarettes!! Favorite shirts!! Even Bulbasaur comes by to check it out! You can actually FEEL the vibrations caused by Virginia’s eyerolls through your speakers!! Is there a more real man than the fueled by revenge Red? Why did Virginia’s sucky high school fail her? Could Virginia be MORE exasperated?!?! (Spoiler alert: probably)

Ultimately, we just should have said Cheddar Goblin for this description…his beauty is not tainted in the slightest!

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This week's Music Spotlight is The Rudy Schwartz Project!! Check him out on all the streaming services!! (we were one album off from referring to his newest album...we couldn't account for his musical proficiency and efficiency!)

We are brought to you once again by trillyzanep!! Clothing, hats, DVRs, everything your mind can imagine!! Check him out on eBay, IG and Twitter!!

Rate and review us on iTunes!! Share with all your friends!! Green lights, not red lights!!

Email us if you can tell us where to score some insect venom at TandV@tvandamovie.com

Editing by Andrew Dudich!! (NOT a she...but it's okay if he was)

Logo by HRH Bunny on Twitter and IG!!

Theme Song is “TV Head” by The Fantastic Plastics – Check them out at www.thefantasticplastics.com