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Heard of Urban Dictionary??

Well, Andy brings on a friend to discuss a series of terms they invented over the last decade to describe various types of people and situations.

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Andy details his out of body Spring Break experience when time froze like The Matrix and he was visited by his future self. 

Yes, you just read that correctly.

Andy explains how it simple it was to be considered a "good dancer" in previous generations and introduces the "Catch More Truth With Honey Scam"

The Unexpected Ruiner - the unknown individual one stumbles across via the internet or in person who is responsible for exposing the devious history of your current love interest, which in turn quickly and abruptly halts the budding romance.

Andy exposes the phenomenon  of "Strategic Answering" and explains why it is actually worse than ghosting someone.

Andy details "The Salon Scam" and explains how many people use holidays as an excuse to text their ex. 

“Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers... I stole your belongings”

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Andy sits down with a couple of College students to discuss a variety of topics including: Tinder, Snapchat and Feet Pics

Andy rants on Cancel Culture and gives advice to people who are struggling to find entertaining Movies & TV Shows

"There might be nobody at my funeral but when you look down in that casket, my chin will still be up"

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Andy joins Clubhouse, discusses his return to the stage and explains why you should never go to "the big events"

"You're gonna get screwed 4x as much... but not by the women, by the places."

Andy talks low-level conspiracy theories and breaks down his chances on 'The Bachelorette'

"What has happened.... has already happened"

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"Drop everything you're doing. You're about to have the best f-ing night of your life"

Andy vents his  frustrations with Instagram and tells you what to do if you ever need a haircut on vacation.

"I am a villain who lived long enough to see myself become the hero"

Andy proposes The Prostitution Ranking System and explains what you should do in the event you have to deal with hemorrhoids.

"A stolen dollar feels better than an earned one"

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