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Sitcom Stardom, Thanksgiving Stories and the Tryptophan Scam

"Turkey doesn't make you tired. Eating like an absolute fat sh- does."

Andy delves deep into the underworld of online creeping and explains why all tan people look dreadful when they go bald.

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Barstool, Business Insider and the Daylight Savings Scam.

Andy has a very specific song stuck in his head and wonders how Ms. Doubtfire has escaped the wrath of Rotten Tomatoes. 

Also... Weird Acting Classes, Japanese Massage Chairs, and 'The Full Voicemail' Scam

Andy examines Trick-Or-Treating etiquette and explains hows entertainment platforms need their own version of Roger Goodell to fend off activist complainers.

Also... Global Shifting, Premature Costume Wearing, and the Pumpkin Picking Scam.

Andy recalls the time he couldn't bring himself to date a girl because of her awful name and suggests a way to make Halloween Horror Nights WAY scarier.

Also... Chapelle special "backlash", Squid Game and the Magnum Bottle Scam. 

Andy explains how social media has created modern-day royal families and why you shouldn't even bother brushing your teeth excessively before going to the dentist. 

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Gary & Andy explain why you only get one chance to be early to the party on high-ceiling players who have endured tough stretches.

Plus...  Mens Warehouse Picks of the Week, Key Week 4 matchups and Sunday Tournament lineups. 

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One Night Stand Split Screens, Andy's Anti-Viral Streaming Services and the "Preventative Care" Scam.

Andy wonders if “cuffing season” is a regional phenomenon, 

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Labor Day, Global Shifting, and the Online Dating Special

Andy breaks down all the types of girls you see on dating apps.

1. 🙅‍♀️  The Loser Denial Girl
2. 🎭  The Harvey Dent Girl
3. ⚓️  The Skipper
4. 🕯 The House of Wax Girl
5. 🥖  The Breadcrumbs Girl
6. 🗡 The When in Rome Girl
7. 🕵️‍♀️  The Unsolved Mysteries Girl
8. 💨  The Pull-Out Girl
9. 💬  The Gif’er
10. 📈 The Tinder Stat Padder

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Andy hops on Instagram live to discuss Happiness, Hentai, and the 'Price is Right'.

You'll only know how happy you were today when you're miserable tomorrow".

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Andy questions the legitimacy of court-appointed lawyers and explains why there are certain stories he will never be able to reveal on the podcast

"When you got your hair cut at Supercuts, those were  the public lawyers of barbers.  There were Court-Appointed Barbers".

Twitter thread discussed on the podcast 👇
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Andy talks about the time things got inappropriate with the woman who hired him.

"A standard morning walk to work is the male walk of shame."

Also... schizophrenic TikTokers and the  "18 to get in... 21 to lie" Scam

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After a series of recent blunders,  Andy is forced to confront his theoretical Alzheimers and discusses a series of instances where awful short term memory cost him dearly.

Also...  Zac Efron, the Regular Guy Conundrum and the "Say My Name"  Scam

"I Scole Goars in Bunches"

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A raspy Andy brings on a friend from Los Angeles to discuss all things Hollywood including:

• LA's "Trade-Up Culture"
• The nearly impossible task of meeting a woman in LA
• Life Coaches & 'Manifesting' things into existence
• Lesser Known facts about the Entertainment Industry

In Part 2, we will highlight our own unique experiences within the entertainment industry.

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“I’d rather be a coward than Next’d any day”.

Andy remembers bizarre MTV Shows and proposes a way to make hospital stays more pleasant experiences.

Andy explains how ALL of your best friends eventually become turncoats. 

Also… Catfish Stories, Google Street View and the “Let Me Take It” Scam.

“It’s the Women’s Warehouse... where NOBODY likes the way they look - and I will guarantee it!”

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Andy reacts to the latest Pop Culture phenomenon / dud known as "Cheugy" - and provides an alternate term.

Also... Private Browsing, PimEyes.com and the Prepaid Debit Card Scam

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Andy rants about being deplatformed on Instagram