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    BONUS EPISODE: Awards, Massages, Animals, Spank Paddles & More!

    enJanuary 20, 2023

    Podcast Summary

    • Vogue Williams talks about her disdain for excessive Valentine's Day displays and her ambivalent relationship with flowersVogue Williams prefers thoughtful and unique gifts over extravagant displays for Valentine's Day and has a complex relationship with flowers, especially when they're given before travel.

      Vogue Williams expressed her disdain for excessive and wasteful Valentine's Day displays on social media, sharing her preference for more thoughtful and unique gifts. She also shared her ambivalent relationship with flowers, particularly when they are given on the day before she travels. Additionally, she revealed that she will be receiving an award from Trinity College, despite not getting in there after graduating from school. The conversation also touched on the topic of toxic relationships, with Vogue jokingly referring to her relationship with the floral industry. Overall, the conversation showcased Vogue's candid and humorous perspective on relationships and consumer culture.

    • The value of awards and recognitionThe significance of awards can vary, with some valuing tangible tokens while others prioritize prestige and experiences

      The value and significance of awards can be subjective and open to interpretation. In the conversation, Joanne McNally and Vogue Colleen discussed the differences between receiving an award from a prestigious university versus a bench from a different institution. While some may view a tangible award as more valuable, others may place more importance on the recognition and prestige associated with a degree from a renowned university. The conversation also touched on the idea that experiences and learning can happen outside of traditional educational settings. Additionally, the conversation highlighted the importance of being sensitive and considerate when discussing others' accomplishments, as well as the potential for shared experiences and vulnerability to bring people closer together.

    • Embracing the Changes of PregnancyAccepting and normalizing body changes during pregnancy is crucial for emotional well-being. Seek reassurance and have open conversations to promote body positivity.

      Women's bodies undergo significant changes during pregnancy, including the enlargement of various parts, and it's important to normalize and accept these changes. The speaker shared her experience of discovering the size and shape of her vagina during pregnancy and how she sought reassurance from her mother. She also joked about the potential size and comparison of various body parts, highlighting the importance of embracing the changes that come with pregnancy. The speaker also expressed her desire for more open conversations about women's bodies and the normalization of body positivity. Additionally, she shared her experience of undergoing a diabetes test during pregnancy and the importance of maintaining a healthy diet to ensure the best possible outcome for both mother and baby.

    • Embracing Quirks and PassionsPeople's unique habits and preferences shape their lives, even during significant changes. Authenticity and staying true to ourselves are important, even if it means floating in a bath with a laptop or telling a little white lie for our passions.

      People have unique habits and preferences that shape their daily lives, even during significant life changes. The speaker in this conversation shared her love for dip tabs, bath bombs, and FF and E work, despite the challenges and misconceptions that came with them. She also expressed her reluctance to give up her favorite things, like dibtabs, during pregnancy. Another interesting revelation was her experience of lying her way into a job by expressing a false interest in fixtures, fittings, and electrical work. The conversation highlights the importance of authenticity and the lengths people go to pursue their passions, even if it means floating in a bath with a laptop or telling a little white lie. Ultimately, the speaker's story underscores the importance of embracing our quirks and staying true to ourselves, no matter what.

    • Unresolved family issues cause tension and resentmentFamily conflicts and unresolved issues can lead to long-term resentment and tension, impacting relationships and communication between family members.

      Unresolved family issues can significantly impact relationships and cause long-term resentment. The speaker's stepfather, Neil, is still angry with her sister for not going to France during her gap year, and this anger often comes up in arguments. Neil's traditional values and strict upbringing make it difficult for him to accept modern behaviors and opinions, causing a rift between him and his stepdaughter. The speaker's mother once punished her sister publicly by washing her mouth out with soap, an experience that the speaker found amusing but that Neil would find disturbing if he were to hear about it. The family's dynamics and unresolved issues create an atmosphere of tension and unease, making it essential to be careful around certain topics and people.

    • A preference for intense experiencesSome people seek discomfort or pain during experiences for personal fulfillment, challenging the assumption that everyone wants a happy, pleasant experience.

      Some people prefer intense experiences, even if they involve discomfort or pain, over more conventional and pleasant ones. The speaker in this conversation shares her preference for a rough massage from a masseuse who is going through a difficult time, rather than a traditional, relaxing one. She describes wanting to be "annihilated" during the massage and being uncomfortable with unexpected touches or accidents. This desire for a more intense experience extends beyond massages, as she also mentions her past experience with a man who gave women massages and then touched them inappropriately, which she found uncomfortable but apparently part of the experience she was seeking. The speaker's perspective challenges the common assumption that everyone wants or needs a happy, pleasant experience, and highlights the importance of individual preferences and desires.

    • Emotional Support Animals Causing Disruptions on FlightsEmotional support animals, from miniature horses to large pigs, can provide comfort but may cause disruptions and significant costs during air travel. Consider logistics before bringing them.

      Emotional support animals, including horses, pigs, and even turkeys, have been making headlines for causing disruptions on flights with their paperwork-backed presence. From miniature horses to large pigs, these animals have varying levels of allowance in air travel. While some, like miniature horses, are welcomed for their adorable size and calming effect, others, like pigs, can grow larger than expected and cause inconvenience. The emotional connection with these animals can lead people to overlook their practicalities and the associated costs, such as thousands of dollars to fly a pet home. Ultimately, while emotional support animals can provide comfort and companionship, it's essential to consider the logistics and potential disruptions they may cause.

    • A Friendly Chat on Pets, Body Image, and Societal NormsDuring a conversation with a friend, they discussed preferences for pet features, the impact of school type on girls' performance, and the appropriateness of revealing clothing for children. The speaker shared her discomfort with societal norms and expectations, including the suggestion of liposuction for pets and the potential objectification of children.

      The speaker's conversation with her friend revolved around various topics including their pets, body image, and children. The speaker expressed her preference for her dog's head over his body and was surprised by her friend's suggestion to get the dog liposuction. They also discussed the performance of girls in all-female schools versus mixed schools and the appropriateness of dressing young children in revealing clothing. The speaker shared her experiences of mimicking adults as a child and her discomfort with the idea of turning a child into a "tiny sex worker." She also recalled an embarrassing moment from her past involving her nipples hardening in the sea. Overall, the conversation was filled with a mix of light-hearted banter and more serious discussions on societal norms and expectations.

    • Judgments and Unsolicited Advice in ParentingParents should not let others' opinions dictate their personal decisions and find joy in their unique experiences of parenthood.

      Parents face numerous judgments and unsolicited advice regarding their choices, from what their children wear to the number of kids they have. The speaker shares her experience of being criticized for dressing her daughter in a bikini at a young age, and receiving unwanted opinions about having a third child. She emphasizes the importance of not letting others' opinions dictate personal decisions and finding joy in the experiences of parenthood. Additionally, the speaker mentions the humor she finds in the constant stream of paddles with inappropriate names that come with her children's baby gear.

    • A light-hearted conversation about spanking paddles, personal experiences, and autographsSpeakers joked about spanking paddles and shared personal stories, expressing amusement and acceptance. They disagreed on fashion choices and reminisced about the old-fashioned practice of asking for autographs.

      During a conversation, the speakers discussed various topics including spanking paddles, personal experiences, and autographs. They joked about the paddles being for women and the idea of spanking, expressing a sense of amusement and acceptance of the concept. They also shared their experiences with personal issues like eye laser surgery and disagreed on fashion choices like shoes. The conversation also touched upon the old-fashioned practice of asking for autographs and the speakers' conflicting feelings about it. Overall, the conversation was filled with humor, banter, and light-hearted teasing.

    • Connecting with celebrities through autographsAutographs can provide more meaningful interactions with celebrities than photos, as they allow for a personal connection and a tangible memory.

      Autographs can be a more meaningful way to connect with celebrities than taking photos. The speaker shared a personal story about asking Jamie Redknapp, Louise, and Frank Lampard for an autograph in Sardinia Airport. She expressed her anxiety about having photographs taken of herself, especially when she's not feeling her best. She joked about her discomfort during an attempt to take a photo while on a rowing machine at the gym. The speaker also promoted her upcoming UK tour and shared her excitement about performing in various cities. Overall, the conversation highlighted the importance of appreciating the experience of meeting idols in person and the potential for more genuine interactions through autographs.

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