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this is the true story (truuuue storyyyy)...of a father and daughter...who chose to do a podcast...(record together) and have their episodes digitized...to find out what happens...when family never started being polite...and continue being real

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Editing by Andrew Dudich

Theme Song is “We Are Obsolete” by The Fantastic Plastics!! Find out more at thefantasticplastics.com

your intrepid reporter Troy talks to MICHAEL BECK (Sonny from the previously covered film Xanadu doy) with long-distance assistance from the question queen Virginia (apologies in advance for my froggy-ass voice)

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Editing by Andrew Dudich

Theme Song is “TV Head” by The Fantastic Plastics – Check them out at www.thefantasticplastics.com

you know how we disappear and then we say were back and HEY WE DISAPPEARED AND NOW WERE BACK!!

before we go hardcore into the eps you all know and love or like the styles of them, here's a blooper real becasue who doesn't love bloopers!! BOING-OING-OING!!!

and in honor of bloopers, we're not correcting yor mystakes here oooooops

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Editing by Andrew Dudich...wait...

Theme Song is “TV Head” by The Fantastic Plastics (r is it?) – Check them out at www.thefantasticplastics.com

SURPRISE!! it's a special Holiday edition of TV Shows and we revel in the pure starchy goodness of our Top 3 Holiday dinner items!! yum yum!!

pull up a chair and grab a plate AFTER you rate/review/subscribe/share with all the children at the kid's table!! and tell them to tell their parents!!

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Editing by Andrew Dudich

Theme Song is “We Are Obsolete” by The Fantastic Plastics!! Find out more at thefantasticplastics.com

Get those coke spoons ready, grab that clarinet that you left at the beach and join Troy and Virginia as they welcome you to the magical world of Xaaaaaaanaduuuuuuu!! (Now with less Charles Foster Kane and MORE Kenny Ortega!!) Ka-Chow!!

Part 1 of our 2-part series on “random DVDs Troy bought Virginia when she was a wee lassie” features our queen Olivia Newton-John as Kira *mwah*, a muse sent to aid the dumbest man in the world with his “art”. Amidst all the singing and dancing and shopping montages, can Sonny find love? Can our king Gene Kelly find joy once again? Can possibly the worst business plan in the history of existence turn a vacant garbage nightclub into a cocaine fueled success?

Drunk construction workers!! Pizza drugs!! Tons of synthesizers!! (We may not be able to pronounce it but we can revel in their glory!!) Can you name the 5 instruments that exist in the world? Would YOU loan out your motorbike to a random stranger? Is Michael Beck the next John Travolta?! (wait…let us answer that for you with a resounding NO!!) We hope you enjoy hearing about the same 3 characters in the same 3 locations over and over again and remember…the ‘40’s are to the ‘80’s as the ‘80’s are to the ‘20’s (feel old now?)!!

Episode Notes: V got new kittens (Colby and Bleu) so you’ll inadvertently hear a LOT from them. Also, we talk about this movie’s rating in comparison to another movie’s rating from the past and we’re here to tell you we messed up!! It’s a tie!!

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This week's Music Spotlight is…A SECRET!!

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Editing by Andrew Dudich!!

Logo by HRH Bunny on Twitter and IG!!

Jingles/Anthems by Dot Homler!!

Theme Song is “TV Head” by The Fantastic Plastics – Check them out at www.thefantasticplastics.com

jump out of bed, grab those cereal bowls, fill them with pure sugar goodness and sit down in front of your podcast player because we're all about the Saturday morning cartoons!!

(well, at least cartoons with Saturday morning vibes because SOMEONE didn't understand the struggle of having ONLY Saturday morning animation elation!!)

we hope you find us Hanna-Bar-beara-ble and rate/review/share/subscribe faster than Speed Buggy!! or Quick Draw McGraw!! or some drug-created Pufnstuf shit!!

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Editing by Andrew Dudich

Theme Song is “We Are Obsolete” by The Fantastic Plastics!! Find out more at thefantasticplastics.com

everybody loves candy, right?! well we're talking about candy we HATE so grab a chair, William Wonkalicious!!

please be SWEET to us and rate/review/subscribe/share with your friends you're fond(ant) of...omigod we're so sorry

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Editing by Andrew Dudich

Theme Song is “We Are Obsolete” by The Fantastic Plastics!! Find out more at thefantasticplastics.com

*tw – rape scene and its use in movies*

What a glorious day!! TV And A Movie welcomes our first guest and it’s rapper/podcaster/movie creator Ryan Martel!! And he’s brought the eerily prescient 1974 classic Death Wish with him so expect to hear ALL about the “curse” that is ‘70’s pacing!! Troy was *literally* 5 when this movie came out so cue “he’s old” comments now!! Boy howdy, our finger guns are FULLY loaded!!

Death Wish follows the story of Paul Kersey (played by Charles Bronson and his incredibly rough face), a “bleeding heart liberal” who quickly learns that the hospital/law enforcement system does NOT work in his favor. So he takes matters into his own hands! The filthy city of New York & Times Square has never looked filthier!! Listen as we marvel at a world before social media (and a surprisingly firm stance AGAINST electroshock therapy)!!

We address crevice sand, Jeff Goldblum’s awkward face, ‘70’s blood, and the pussy-ass bitch of a son-in-law (come on, dude…even we gun control supporters are laughing at you!)! Sweathog talk!! (Hi there…) Hat pins!! And seriously…FUCK the police!! How many muggings can occur in one movie? Can the nude body be admired in a violent setting? Is art art if no one hears it? (And does life imitate art or art imitate life or life imitate art imitate life [whoa]?) All we know is that we’re tired of the devil getting a bad rap and we DON’T want an invite to your racist as fuck party!

Fix yourself some liver and spaghetti and consider this episode an audition for TR And A Movie! (sorry, V).

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Find out about Ryan himself on Twitter and IG!!

And don’t forget the movies Bad Girls AND Martel’s Movie Madness: The Movie!! (Sign up to Troma NOW!! and watch it again and again with your 30 day free trial!!)

This week's Music Spotlight is Martel Tha God (duh)!!

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Editing by Andrew Dudich!!

Logo by HRH Bunny on Twitter and IG!!

Jingles/Anthems by Dot Homler!! (Virginia does NOT compare to her and seriously needs to stop trying!!)

Theme Song is “TV Head” by The Fantastic Plastics – Check them out at www.thefantasticplastics.com

Superfan Justin Voorhees wants to hear what our Top 3 Horror Films are...and he might kill us if we don't!!! EEK!!!

Get ready to put some fear in your ear!!!

(and Virginia will be careful what she wishes for in the future)

desecrate, re-boo, scare!!

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Editing by Andrew Dudich

Theme Song is “We Are Obsolete” by The Fantastic Plastics!! Find out more at thefantasticplastics.com

Welcome to the Wonderful World of TV And A Movie!! TVaaM Creative Consultant Karo asked us what our Top 3 Disney movies are!! Did Song of the South make the list?!

(spoiler alert: no)

M-I-C...we want to C you rate this podcast!...K-E-Y...Y aren't you reviewing us already?...M-O-U-S-EEEEEventually you better share this with someone!! (or else we'll go all Disney villain on you!!)

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Editing by Andrew Dudich

Theme Song is “We Are Obsolete” by The Fantastic Plastics!! Find out more at thefantasticplastics.com