Odd the things you remember and reminisce about. Being smacked around by nuns and the local PD. Massive cars and shitty mileage.
Good times.
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Just kidding. I can't back that up.
But I did find a homeless guy that claims he served in the Army with Shore. (Total fabrication)
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And that is nasty.
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Societal commentary on the homeless epidemic from a sarcastic non-journalist.
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Except taller, for those of us who are shorter? You are just screwed.
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IDK.
Form your own opinion.
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Enjoy.
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Get the Caffeinated humor books!Common courtesy seems to be missing for our day to day lives.
Everybody look into that, okay?
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