Don't Tell My Therapist

In Session 17, Jenna asks for help - "Again?!" - and Sophia embraces her new life as a single #CityGirl. The girls discuss dating with anxiety, the mental health walk of shame, and being called out by Chipotle employees. Sophia is working on her communication skills and is getting a cat...or murdered. Either way, it's good for the plot.

This week Jenna and Sophia introduce their good friend Natalie, who brings a wealth of sex knowledge and the ass of a mom from a Pixar movie. Natalie has no shame in her game and shares insight into dom/sub relationships and power play, consent in the kink community and making men power wash her driveway. Listen for an interesting look into the world of kink - you might just discover you enjoy being walked on a leash like Mark Zuckerberg.

It only took 3 years, but we finally quit our jobs. Did we mention we were coworkers? Not anymore. Jenna and Sophia recall the first time they met, interview dos and don'ts, and being scared of change. The girls conquer their fears and are leaving the past behind, with new jobs, new apartments, and new challenges ahead. If you're also planning to move soon, hire Jenna to organize everything and Sophia will "supervise." Enjoy Session 15 with a side of hard boiled eggs.

This week, Jenna and Sophia welcome their first guest: the unforgettable Fran. She teaches them about life, death, and how to give a shit about yourself. From serial cheaters and emotional abuse, to hiding "saucy nudes" and twerking for the police - Fran's a jack of all trades. To know her is to love her, and we're so happy to introduce our one of a kind friend. Quick Fran tip: make sure you look hot at your ex-boyfriend's funeral, you may just meet the love of your life.

In Session 13, Sophia invents a dating app (patent pending) and Jenna comes up with a savage party game that's perfect for your next family reunion or work event (play at your own risk). The girls deep dive into their dating profiles and expose men's most predictable prompts - we get it, you like The Office. Here's a tip, try being more unique and talk about Koala STD's - clearly that works for Soph!

All aboard the Pineapple Express! 2022 is off to a wild, yet completely on-brand, start. In the course of 2 weeks, Jenna got COVID and became Tik Tok famous - we're not sure which is worse. Sophia travels solo and has a memorable night with her new Canadian "friends," what a way to end that dry spell, eh?

New year, same bullshit. The new year may be coming, but Sophia is not. In Session 11, Sophia explains her dating hiatus and finds inspiration from Kung Fu Panda. Jenna sets her New Year’s resolutions and waters a fake plant for a week. 2022 is definitely going to be our year!

Hoe, hoe, hoe, Merry Cringemas everyone! In Session 10, Jenna receives a Christmas chicken and anniversary mouthwash, Sophia chases down a cheater, and they learn an important lesson in bathroom etiquette: avoid taking selfies in the handicap stall…

In this session, Jenna and Sophia preach how you shouldn’t talk shit, and then proceed to talk shit for the next 20 minutes. Hey, we said we’re growing, we’re not perfect. We reminisce on our petty pasts and tell stories about the Dish War, Jenna’s revolving door of roommates, accidental murder confessions and the great crowbar incident of 2017.

In this week’s episode, Jenna and Sophia discuss thanksgiving traditions, unwritten family rules and their hatred for turkey. If you don’t have thanksgiving plans yet, you can always show up to Jenna‘s house with the rest of the strays. The only catch is — you have to flash a tit. We hope you enjoy stuffing your face, but be careful not to overdo it or you might find yourself needing a Brown Knight…

In this spoOooOky episode, Jenna and Sophia share their Halloweekend adventures. From drag queens to dive bars, the scariest part of the weekend was how many people didn't recognize our costume (Lindsay Lohan would be so disappointed). The girls share their near-death experiences, black out in a corn maze, and put their survival skills to the test.

Session 6 was doomed from the start when Jenna forgot to press record for the first 20 minutes. (It was an accident leave me alone). ANYWAYS, this week we learn about Sophia’s type in men, the horrors of 3-in-1 shampoo, male birth control, and the legend of “Lizzie Tinder.”

Session 5 takes a turn after Jenna confronts Sophia. Once they work things out, Sophia opens up about being a baby gay, Jenna defends “hoe phases,” and they both find their soulmate…well, sort of.

Everyone has their awkward stages, Jenna and Sophia's just happened to last way too long. In this session, hear Jenna and Sophia's cringey stories from their childhood, including their obsession with Twilight, dealing with online bullies, middle school "boyfriends," choreographing dances and more. Let's just say we're all lucky TikTok didn't exist in 2007...

In this special session, Jenna and Sophia are on location in a yurt for a weekend getaway, and they brought a lot of baggage with them - both literal and emotional.

Jenna and Sophia expose their dark humor, Jenna's therapist dumps her and Sophia tries to manifest her depression away. Also, Jenna cries like a little bitch. lol. Enjoy.

Feet pics, sugar daddies and breakups, oh my! In this week's episode, Jenna and Sophia dive into everything that's happened since recording Session 1 (four months ago). Do you know what happens in four months? EVERYTHING BAD! Sophia reflects on her week from hell and creating a feet picture profile, while Jenna shares her unexpected trip to the ER, sugar daddy scams and more.

Jenna and Sophia kick off Session One with their dating horror stories, men with no furniture, unsolicited phone sex and their path to being mentally healthy (good luck, bitch).