Here's Why I Hate It

If the thought of cheesy dialogue, epic one liners, and more of that classic John Woo brand of action than you could hope to cram into an hour and a half makes your nipples hard.......this weeks movie is for you.  It's more than an empty quiver, it's Broken Arrow. 

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She’s a rough one this week, like… lady in a long term relationship only shaves her legs once every 6 weeks cheese grater stubble level of rough.  Thats' right, the crew settles in to watch Glitter....and it really exists. 

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Alrighty kids, grab your compass, hiking boots and pack of cigarettes as we wonder off into the deep woods and experience the absolute thrill of hunting humans for sport...this week we see if we have what it takes for Surviving the Game. 

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Well if you were hoping to be met with all the hedonism, excess, and boobies that one might expect to see in a movie about an aspiring playboy centrefold.. prepare for disappointment.  BUT,  if you like well written jokes and a well told story... you’ll still be disappointed  
it's House Bunny!!!!! 

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Are you ready to nestle into the heart shaped hot tube and really get into the spirit of the holiday that's chock full of high expectations and even greater disappointment!  Grab you cocktail and listen as we talk about romance, comedy and cum, its the Romcom Episode!

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This week the Batfam come swinging in like a wrecking ball of subverted expectations.  We dive head first into the brightly coloured nonsensical thrill ride that is Batman and Robin only to discover…. it's not that bad......man.

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In a world not as deep as the name would have you believe, one not mired down by logic or rational thought… a world beneath the waves where spectacle for its own sake, and genetically altered sharks are enough to make a studio say “WE’VE GOT A MOVIE”!! It's Deep Blue Sea

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Did you like Zoolander? So did we… but how did you feel about Zoolander No.2?  When we saw it in theatres it seemed like a hot mess, but almost 10 years later its aged like a fine Cheez Whiz!! Stiller was channeling Nostradamus with this one. 

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Have you ever wished there was a piece of cinema out there that had all the sweaty grunting man on man action of broke back mountain, and a spandex laden emotional roller coaster that leaves you weeping like a baby?
Well your prayers have been answered with The Iron Claw! 

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Season 2 baby!  First full episode on the second season and the gang is kicking it off with one the of the biggest flops of 2003.....Gigli.  That's right the era of the celebrity couple and those gross nicknames we give them!  Surprisingly, this film wasn't terrible, it wasn't great either but it was entertaining and leaves you wondering....is this a mob movie? 

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We/re back kids!  Kicking off the 2024 season with one the most offensive mockumentaries out there.  And its a bebe episode!  Strap on, we mean strap in.....for Bruno.  The gang also talks about they're New Years tradition and  favourite movies from Season 1.

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Happy Holidays gang!  This is our final episode of 2024 and as a Christmas present, Sarah decided to treat us to a Bill Murray Christmas classic.  That's right folks we are doing Scrooged!  Slip on your galoshes, button up your coat and get ready to be visited by 3 ghosts....it's the last episode of 2023!

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Imagine a world where a former body builder, a comedian, and Sinbad come together to create a holiday classic. 
Now imagine it’s 18 years later and it’s being remade with Larry the Cable Guy.. nope it’s not a fever dream, it’s Jingle All The Way 2!

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We’re still celebrating Christmas!! Are you ready for a merrily magical musical with the catchiest tune this side of the c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g?  Well neither were we.. but we watched it , so now you have to listen to us talk about it!  That made for TV Musical, BABES IN TOYLAND!! 

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Long before your gun was digging into his hip, or he bent over and took it up the tail pipe.  There was a young sexually frustrated Jim Carrey who took to the streets of Hollywood to sew some wild oats only to become a Capri Sun for a voluptuous vampiric vixen intent on staying young forever…

Looks like he’s gonna get a suck job he’ll never forget. 

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What would you say if i told you there was a movie out there packed with action, intrigue, and a plot by a madman to blow up a means of public transportation, FULL of people and only Sandra bullock and her law enforcing love interest can stop him?!
YES IT’S SPEED 2: Snooze Control!!! All the spectacle with none of the charm!!

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Have you ever fallen asleep in the comfort of your home and then woken up in a strange maze of seemingly identical rooms full of strangers, traps, and advanced math that lead you down a strange rabbit hole of insanity, murder, and intrigue?? 
You better buckle up for some ptsd flashbacks, we’re watching CUBE!!

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As Dwight Schrute once said “I love finding a good set of twins”.
We’ve found a great set of twins.  This week we sit down and watch them as they flip burgers, do karate, find love and have suuuper awkward sex while one of them chases his longtime dream of being a star… (this sounds like a better weirder version of Debby does Dallas according to JKA) 
That's right, we're watching Stuck on You!

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In our final week of all things Halloween the gang sit down a chat about Candy, Costumes and you guessed it Halloween Movies.  They even manage to squeeze in one last "halloween" flick, that 2014 Ryan Reynolds classic.... The Voices.

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