The Flop House

Stuart was antipodes-bound, for his Australian rambles, when we taped this one, but fear not! In his absence we recruited Hallie Haglund, noted STAR OF THE SHOW to discuss Cat Person with us, and thank god we did, because left to our own devices, we doubt that two dudes would be quite as effective at exploring the dissection of gender w/r/t hetero dating relationships that Cat Person brings to the table (straight from the hit New Yorker short story of the same name). Did we do it justice? Only one way to find out!

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Wikipedia page for Cat Person

Recommended in this episode:

Waitress: The Musical (2023)

One, Two, Three (1961)

The River (1951)

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We're gearing up for Max Fun Drive pretty soon (3/18-29), so as a reminder of why you love us so SO much, instead of a regularly-scheduled mini we're dropping ANOTHER full live episode from our recent west coast tour! This one was taped at the Aladdin in Portland, in front of one of the hottest crowds we've ever been blessed with, discussing one of the silliest movies we've ever discussed -- the Vanilla Ice starrer Cool As Ice!

Wikipedia page for Cool as Ice

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It takes a brave creative team to give Exorcist II: The Heretic a run for its money as worst "Exorcist" film, but at least part two was lovably batshit and a work of care and pearsonal vision, even if that vision was really weird. Exorcist: Believer on the other hand? Oof. You'll have to listen to find out.

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Wikipedia page for Exorcist: Believer

Recommended in this episode:

Sorcerer (1977)

Dicks: The Musical (2023)

Carrie (1952)

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Elliott uses the occasion of Steamboat Willie entering the public domain to explore other free IP we could mine for dollars.

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If you go over to https://www.flophousepodcast.com/events/ you’ll see some exciting new live shows!

We’re going to the UK for the first time, with TWO shows in Oxford, England, on May 24th at Oxford Town Hall, as part of the brand new Saint Audio Podcast Festival. The early show is at 7pm and the late one’s at 9pm and we’ll be discussing different movies at each one: The Avengers (from 1998 starring Ralph Finnes and Uma Thurman), and Spice World starring the Spice Girls!

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We're giving you one more live show from our recent west coast tour, before returning to regular "in studio" episodes next week. Please enjoy our discussion of perhaps Sylvester Stallone's grimiest, most 80's action movie, Cobra, recorded live at the Rio Theater in Vancouver, British Columbia.

Wikipedia page for Cobra

In case you hadn't heard through one of our many annoying-but-necessary-to-our-livelihood plugs, The Flop House has been on tour! That's why, instead of getting a normal Flop House mini, on this mini-saturday, you're getting this slightly-shorter FULL EPISODE! Recorded live at Cobb's Comedy Club (who were so nice to us) as part of San Francisco Sketchfest, here's our discussion of legendary 2003 megabomb, Gigli!

We're currently on the road as part of our "Errors Tour," so we don't have many show notes other than to say for this episode we flashed back to legendary bad movie Kangaroo Jack, and it's a hot one!

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Wikipedia page for Kangaroo Jack

Recommended in this episode:

Dr. Caligari (1989)

The Iron Claw (2023)

The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017)

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Stuart leads the gang in a general discussion about going OUT to the movies, where the popcorn is extra oily and heartbreak feels good.

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Zack Snyder, we just can't seem to quit you. Not out of any particular affection, but because you just won't stop making movies. This one (technically) qualifies. We talk about Star W-- sorry, "Rebel Moon."

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Wikipedia page for Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire

Recommended in this episode:

Caine Mutiny Court Martial (2023)

Anatomy of a Fall (2023)

You Are Not I (1981)

Dan got tired and decided to have Google do his homework for him.

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Apologies for the slightly slow appearance of this episode. Holidays, travels, and sickness all played a part, but it's here now! We discuss the latest Netflix hit(?) and one of Obama's favorite movies of the year (?!?) Leave the World Behind!

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Wikipedia page for Leave the World Behind

Recommended in this episode:

May December

You Hurt My Feelings

Born to Dance

Elliott quizzes Dan on the nativity story, so they can modernize it into a hit blockbuster.

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You've heard about Santa, but have you heard about SANTA WITH MUSCLES? No? Well, that's probably for the best, but we discuss it anyway, with the aid of our ace Christmas correspondent, Mr. Alonso Duralde, who's become a holiday tradition around these parts.

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Wikipedia page for Santa with Muscles

Recommended in this episode:

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year (2008) (For fans of cheesy Xmas movies)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)

When Evil Lurks (2023)

The Holdovers (2023)

Godzilla Minus One (2023)

L'immensità (2022)

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The Iceman cometh! Stuart takes us on a tour through some highlights in the career of Val Kilmer, an actor that fascinates him.

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We come not to praise the DCCU, but to bury it. Except not TOO aggressively, because there's some okay stuff in here. We dunno. It's complicated. Just listen to us discuss one of the multiple multiverse superhero films, and arguably the least noteable: The Flash!

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Wikipedia page for The Flash

Recommended in this episode:

Dream Scenario (2023)

Saltburn (2023)

The Human Condition Trilogy (1959-61)

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FLOP HOUSE "ERRORS" TOUR

All west coast dates, movies, and ticket links!

Vancouver - Cobra - 1/24/24

Portland - Cool As Ice - 1/25/24

SF - Gigli - 1/26/24

LA - Spawn - 1/28/24

Dan has assembled a cinematic feast, for Elliott and Stu to fill their plates.

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When a film hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a-mamma. Christmas came early for Stuart this year, as we FINALLY get to discuss his new favorite movie, Mafia Mamma. And to sweeten the deal, everyone's favorite Flop House sometime-co-host and star of the show, Hallie Haglund, dropped by to join in the fun! Not to put any of our other shows down, but THIS IS A GOOD ONE, FOLKS.

Wikipedia page for Mafia Mamma

Recommended in this episode:

A Haunting in Venice (2023)

Suitable Flesh (2023)

Property (2022)

You Can Count On Me (2000)

In honor of Veteran's Day, Elliott does the obvious thing -- talk about aunts in film.

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