They Call Him International

***IN THIS EPISODE...*** Mike the Mic proudly proclaims he will be complimenting his Doctorate of Anal Sychiatry with a foray into gay male microphone porn; Mr Coffee reveals he’s been sleeping at the Playhouse due to Mrs Coffee’s sexually frustrating habit of dressing up in lingerie only to deny him any and all carnal delights ***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...*** Discusses culturally prescribed etiquette for public male bathrooms which requires men to remain securely isolated in their shame bubble whilst in rest rooms and frowns on complimenting the shoes of the man at the next urinal; The wild wow and wholly unexpected ride of creating compelling narratives with Slave Wife from the first day they met ***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***

***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL...*** Gets freaked out when the Fluffy curse suddenly kicks in, rendering him functionally unfunny and leaving him spouting blurts of nonsensicality that might be considered slightly amusing in the next Universe over; Waxes sentimental on the evolution of this podcast and its characters - it all began with the big (mic) bang ***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE...*** Yappy Sally (aka International) explains the parallel between being in recovery from addiction and accessing the purity needed to create powerfully in the moment; Mike the Mic unknowingly deep-throats one of Becky the Marketing Maven’s demon dogs and (according to Dr Hosenscheisser) makes it his bitch ***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***

***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...*** Divine communication flowing right through him like a bad Mexican meal; The dark path of our collective narrative, where armies of woke Bozos corral humanity into a rusted-out clown world amusement park with whirling empty rides and sinister carnaval music that drones on forever like a sick cat hurling up Friskies ***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...*** Begins the countdown to Slave Wife’s temporary release from her basement lounge (don’t call it a containment chamber) for a brief birthday celebration; Attempts to assuage his rabid jealousy of Gabriel Iglesias’ flawless ability to do voices by engaging in an unevolved pissing contest wherein International accuses Fluffy’s comedy of not packing a Hawaiian Punch, despite the undeniable fact that the comedian looks just like the guy on the container ***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***

***IN THIS EPISODE...*** Becky the Marketing Bitch takes a brief break from deep-throating hot dogs to make it painfully apparent that this podcast is distinctly lacking in decent, upstanding female characters; International recounts the incredibly magical manifestation and transformation of his exemplary spiritual student, lovingly known as Turd Toes ***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...*** Admonishes those who are a-woke at the wheel, and points out the very painful reality that their super-silly supercilious behavior keeps them from experiencing the magic of the New World; Blows Slave Wife’s anonymity in LSDA (Lysergic Acid Diethylamide Anonymous) by telling stories of her younger, pre-spiritual-warrior days when she routinely “tripped her little brains out” on California window pane ***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***

***IN THIS EPISODE...*** Mike the Mic declares his new life’s pursuit of becoming a psycho-anal-ist - the cutting-edge science of managing mental health through combining traditional psychoanaysis with lurid anal sex; Mike the Mic has a total mic-melt when Dr. Hosenscheisser bestows deep praise on International, and the rudely insouciant podcast host responds with a bellowing belch ***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...*** Refuses to confirm or deny whether his past sins include debauched delights such as loading up on quaaludes and dancing on the hoods of other people’s cars; Recounts the time when, at age ten, he was defrocked and excommunicated by appalled Catholic nuns after daring to inquire about the genital size of certain revered religious icons ***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***