Woke Asian Guy and Egg White

Welcome to the mish mash show where we have cobbled together odd bits of recording in the following order:

The strange scam email received where the scammer seemed to be having a slow nervous breakdown with the evil office grind.

Our First ever sponsor and brand new advert to showcase it! 

Diary of a Bell-End. Confessional that speaks for it self.

You wanted to ask: what would a Dennis Hopper Meditation Work out look like? Well we have created one for you.

Enjoy

After a brief hiatus… ok we were lazy and stretched the Christmas break to 4 months but we are back with divisive chats on what it’s like to be a stand up comic starting out and respect those that go up night after night. This chat was spurred on by the fact that Diane Morgan spent 10 years doing standup and hated it apparently. We can’t go through a podcast without mentioning Piers Morgan and vegans who try to take the moral high ground. Also this is preamble to the Episode 51 chat about the insanity that is David Walliams. 

Shownotes 

Here is the Woke Asian Buy TikTok video on Little Britain's David Walliams:
https://www.tiktok.com/@fuzzydicecomedy/video/7209658424714349829

Don’t ask us! Even Vegans are going through a self reflection on why they are annoying:
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/sep/10/why-do-most-people-find-us-vegans-so-annoying

We mention Oliver Reed and Richard Harris being mentalists and if you want the definitive text on their wild lives please read Hellraisers by Robert Sellers. The book of all books on the subject:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Sellers

Here is a clip of Diane Morgan and Joe Wilkinson’s sketch series on BBC Three. Pre Cunk Brilliance:
https://youtu.be/fCQyOZnfFFk

If you want to try open mic comedy for the first time, then Martin Besserman Monkey Business Comedy Club is the place to be. Even as a punter do check the place out:
http://www.monkeybusinesscomedyclub.co.uk/

If you are the millions that don’t tune into his show don’t worry, Piers Morgan has his stuff on his YouTube channel.. same old guff:
https://www.youtube.com/c/PiersMorganUncensored

Wokie/Egg White's first ever guest Eric Lampaert joins us on our podcast where we learn about his journey, life in LA, Standup comedy and offers his thoughts on our JD sitcom. Fairly wide ranging bantz. 

As the seriously nice guy, Eric, was gracious with his time the least we can do is throw up his social deets:

Eric Notes:

Website which is the main port of call:
https://www.ericlampaert.com/

The seriously delicious YouTube Channel featuring his great sketches;
https://www.youtube.com/c/LambPearEric/videos

Show notes:
There is a list of standup comedy venues in LA:
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/list/the-60-best-places-to-see-stand-up-comedy-in-l-a

For anyone who doesn’t live in the UK, this is a good primer for present day Jim Davidson:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDqLMcCp7DxevzyiUm1Q5fg/videos

Old School Jim Davidson. You decide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjmsRsWl7jU

In reality we love Romesh Ranganathan:
https://www.romeshranganathan.co.uk/

GBNews is mental. Give it a go:
https://www.gbnews.uk/

More comedic chat about Vue Cinema, Wokie being accidentally blocked by Lenny Henry and Frankie Boyle (who he loves) and the utter mentalism that is Truth Social. Quirky viewpoints from Not-Woke-Woke-Asian-Guy and Whiter-Than-Egg-White

Show Notes
Lenny Henry has done a lot for Diversity and has taken a lot of flack for it on Social Media but he believes in what the does and champions it wherever we can. Buy this book and preferably from an independent book seller.
https://www.waterstones.com/book/access-all-areas/lenny-henry/marcus-ryder/9780571365128

Frankie Boyle is brilliant and completely needed in these times. See him live if you can. 
https://www.frankieboyle.com/

Truth Social. It’s just Racist Twitter right? If you are normal you will laugh at the absurdity. If you are mental you will be tipped over the edge and start believing the crazies. Join at your peril.
https://truthsocial.com/

Don’t take my word for Vue Cinemas. Read the reviews. 
https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g186338-d12098401-Reviews-Vue_Cinemas-London_England.html


Look at the Wikipedia profile picture of Kash Patel. Crazy Right? 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kash_Patel


If you are acompletist for knowledge here are some facts about Brentford/ West London
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brentford

Our latest Wokie/EggWhite podcast delves into voice overs, John Cleese being anti woke, Pedigree Chum and the police being called to Joe Lycett’s comedy act because “they were offended”. Meanwhile in other news Roy Chubby Brown got to exercise his freedom of speech by using racist language for comedic purposes. Oh and please sponsor us Pedigree Chum. 

Shownotes

Wokie’s agent Rosemary is a demented version of Beryl Virtue who survived Spike Milligan’s madness to have a truly astonishing career:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beryl_Vertue

Here’s a blatant attempt to get sponsorship from Pedigree Chum:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOT0DMF5pVc

Shakespeare facts:
Shakespeare had three children. Can you believe? You might be related to him!

This is what Bourgeois means you heathen :
https://www.thefreedictionary.com/Bourgois

Woke Asian Guy is now a Voice Over Artist but look at the competition!
https://www.voices.com/welcome/voice-over?_bt=624444580012&_bk=find%20voice%20actor&_bm=e&_bn=g&_bg=140065581744&gclid=CjwKCAjwwL6aBhBlEiwADycBIEXTOYpELivPKi7Nk5EyR6IfOa-J4ZzhhuvCpZ0asi06Av-4RoIliBoC0UIQAvD_BwE

Another Curry and Chips fact:
Six years later, Milligan once again blacked up in the BBC series The Melting Pot. Only one episode was shown, and the other five were pulled

Wokie and Egg White talk about the Jerry Sadowitz incident in Edinburgh Fringe 2022 that was the talk of the town. Does this mean comedy is going backwards and does the word ‘Fringe’ need to be removed from the Edinburgh Fringe as it looks to be going towards safe comedy and moving far away from its roots. We chat it out so lend us your ears.

Shownotes

In the 90’s Mark Thomas, in his TV Show Comedy product,  drove a tank through McDonalds. That right. To give context he was the 90’s equivalent of John Oliver where he took a controversial subject usually about big businesses and broke it down comedically. Not taking anything away from John Oliver who is studio bound MAREK DROVE A COOL TANK TO GET A HAPPY MEAL! Watch the clip here. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71-h9A2XvWo&t=320s

We all know what happened to Jerry Sadowitz at the Edinburgh Fringe so read this poncy article by a Guardian journalist and feel intelligent for 5 minutes.   
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/aug/16/jerry-sadowitz-cancelled-show-comedy-free-speech


We all know Mark Thomas has a particular hatred for Boris Johnson so watch him eviscerate him here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEqFaZTKsBE

Back from a short break we dive straight into the insane TokTok backlash Wokie got when posting a seemingly innocent video of Rishi Sunak being….. Rishi Sunak. People do get triggered over the weirdest things and also this condom advert on TFL is getting saucier by the day as discussed here in our latest podcast.

Shownotes

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Here is the video of Rishi Sunak trying to relate to asians with his campaign video:
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/video/2022/jul/08/rishi-sunak-launches-tory-leadership-campaign-video

Rishi Sunak has no middle class friends: 
https://metro.co.uk/video/rishi-sunak-says-no-working-class-friends-unearthed-clip-2726787/?ito=vjs-link

Wake up! Read Private Eye Magazine and get with the programme:
https://www.private-eye.co.uk/

Here is an explanation of people who are triggered which helps explain TikTok
https://www.verywellmind.com/what-does-it-mean-to-be-triggered-4175432

Nigel Farage | GB News | Mentalist:
https://www.gbnews.uk/shows/farage

Read this article on how Roy Chubby Brown’s show was cancelled: 
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9959985/Roy-Chubby-Brown-cancelled-Fans-blast-woke-decision-axe-comics-Sheffield-gig.html

Here is the HashTagFitMatters Durex Advert that is plastered on TFL https://www.lbbonline.com/news/durex-knows-fitmatters-for-latest-influencer-led-campaign

We dispense with the scripted formula and riff on a wide range of subjects such as James Corden (again!), John Oliver and the politically incorrect landscape that encompassed Leigh Francis crying after making a career on political incorrectness and Michael Richard’s meltdown… Basically the fun stuff. 

Show Notes:

We seem to be a minor hit in Bulgarian so here are some facts:
https://nomadsunveiled.com/facts-on-bulgaria/

Egg White thinks James Corden Sid playing a character of a bad man but here are people asking if he is really rude in real life:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/o5pnop/what_is_your_personal_story_of_james_corden_being/

We mention that we did a short series called Socially Distanced Standup. Link to episode 1 is below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fDCfJEl0hM&t=78s

Technology moves fast so before TikTok was the Vine App which had it’s moment in the sun:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vine_(service)

Remember Dapper Laughs? Here is a link to the seldom read Daily Star where he managed to torpedo his own career: 
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/dapper-laughs-rape-joke-cbb-16837073

Normally we post low brow links but this article on White Girl Tears will make you look smart at parties:
https://blogs.lse.ac.uk/gender/2020/12/09/why-white-women-crying-is-still-racist-the-work-of-trauma-narratives-in-self-stories-of-transracialism/

Here is Leigh Francis’s apology after making his name on some funny but questionable characters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KYgYTxJwjc

We talk about the Michael Richards meltdown and Letterman apology so here is the latter where he looks rather discombobulated:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBoVZh1ruQ

A short Wokie Pod about Gary Lineker when he claimed he suffered racist abuse because of his dark-ish skin. Obviously like a reverse Talk TV and Fox News I was TRIGGERED… and then did my own honest response.

Please note this is a parody and we are big fans of Gary Lineker

Show Notes

Here is a link to an article on probably the worst toilet paper friendly newspaper:
https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1631960/gary-lineker-alex-scott-euro-2022-bbc-match-of-the-day-twitter-latest-news-update

Nana Akua says the same thing I do but with less attempt at humour. Please click the link as they need the ratings:
https://www.gbnews.uk/news/gary-lineker-im-black-youre-white-and-your-comments-trivialise-racism-says-nana-akua/325414

Here is the clip of Gary Lineker curling one out in the 1990 World Cup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t_8pfbCH-4

Also it’s good to follow Gary on twitter:
https://twitter.com/GaryLineker?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

In this bumper podcast episode (i.e. slightly more waffle than normal) we talk about the post Queen’s Jubilee Blues, Facebook’s monster that is the Metaverse, Joe Pasquale’s Stage Show Some Mothers do ‘ave ‘em and The Channel 4 Sell Off. Also we delve into the Johnny Depp verdict and the ramifications of… kidding it’s all fluff and bantz. 

We all know Prince Charles but do we REALLY know Prince Charles. Here are a few facts you probably knew.  
https://www.thelist.com/673243/strange-facts-about-prince-charles/


Piers Morgan is taking a holiday from his low rated show but… HE’S NEVER COMING BACK
https://metro.co.uk/2022/05/28/piers-morgan-addresses-break-from-talk-tv-show-after-andrew-neil-comparison-16727413/

Joe Pasquale’s new play Some Mother’s Do ‘Ave ‘Em is on… go watch it! 
https://somemothersdoaveem.com/

Ain’t Half Hot Mum was one of those television series that can’t be made today… it’s pretty… 70’s poor taste like Spike Milligan’s Curry and Chips
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Ain%27t_Half_Hot_Mum


Here is the bit where Stewart Lee disses Joe Pasquale. Ironic and funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2CGryAkxkM

Richard Madeley. The man the legend… read about hime here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Madeley

A bad Bruce Willis film? Good heavens… actually this one is the worst. Try not to watch it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrogates

Colin Clarke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8qxyJEnEJ8

Notorious B.I.G’s famous freestyle where he has lots of guns. Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGpxscefrDg


The terrible case of the Government trying to sell off Channel 4
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2022/may/08/channel-4-sell-off-will-undermine-pms-promise-to-level-up-country


Here is the Nadine Dorries terrible rap track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLrUWOw7zKM

Far from trivialising the shocking tragedies in recent American history Wokie is putting his absurd point of view to an incredibly absurd situation. We fully expect more apathy towards gun laws and push back from the lobbyists… have fun…  

Show Notes

These funny and subversive people infiltrated the NRA
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/may/31/lapierre-nra-thoughts-and-prayers-comedian-jason-selvig-edited-

Piers Morgan tried to take on the Gun Lobby and not only was he fired he ended up being a Meghan Markle hating self publicising mentalist 
https://www.thewrap.com/piers-morgan-ends-cnn-show-gun-control-plea-video/

This is a good primer on how the NRA are so powerful
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35261394

We have reached the podcast midlife crisis! 40 episodes! In this latest gabfest Wokie and Egg White chat about WFH where Egg White loves it and Woke thinks like that twerp Jacob Rees Mogg and people should come back into the office… watch the sparks fly on the arguments. We also discuss the current state of live comedy where Nish Kumar and Romesh Ranganathan getting odd bigoted heckles in 2022!
How can any podcast be complete without discussing Piers Morgan’s new show on some obscure channel.
Listen without Prejudice as George Michal would say without irony.

Our potential inaugaural live show at The ETC Theatre in Camden. This lovely venue is available to rent as a rehearsal space. Link is here: http://www.etceteratheatre.com/ 

Since Piers Morgan jumped from ITV Breakfast (and big ratings) his popularity has not translated as well to his new show Uncensored. Watch his show in the link below so he feels his show is successful… you don’t even have to watch it, just play on mute:
https://www.youtube.com/c/PiersMorganUncensored

How the lyrics to Paul Gasgoine’s song never won an Ivor Novello we will never understand. Watch the clip here and relive the 80’s when footballers played hard and ate kebabs: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuLH7FuJbSs

The pleb that is Jacob Rees Mogg is pushing civil servants to come to work so read his utterly ridiculous way of getting them in:
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/apr/23/condescending-jacob-rees-mogg-leaves-notes-for-wfh-civil-servants

Also 1 in 10 people want to come back to the office so Wokie loses the argument
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10844993/WFH-forever-Just-one-10-Britons-say-plan-return-office-five-days-week.html

Forget the Ben Stiller Travesty, the 70’s cop show is the best thing ever! This will give you a primer on Wokie’s idea for Trotsky and Hutch where Leon Trotsky reached immortality and was asked to come back to the police force teaming up with Kenneth Hutchison. Go Cops Go!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starsky_%26_Hutch

We have reached the podcast midlife crisis! 40 episodes! In this latest gabfest Wokie and Egg White chat about WFH where Egg White loves it and Woke thinks like that twerp Jacob Rees Mogg and people should come back into the office… watch the sparks fly on the arguments. We also discuss the current state of live comedy where Nish Kumar and Romesh Ranganathan getting odd bigoted heckles in 2022!
How can any podcast be complete without discussing Piers Morgan’s new show on some obscure channel.
Listen without Prejudice as George Michal would say without irony.

Our potential inaugaural live show at The ETC Theatre in Camden. This lovely venue is available to rent as a rehearsal space. Link is here: http://www.etceteratheatre.com/ 

Since Piers Morgan jumped from ITV Breakfast (and big ratings) his popularity has not translated as well to his new show Uncensored. Watch his show in the link below so he feels his show is successful… you don’t even have to watch it, just play on mute:
https://www.youtube.com/c/PiersMorganUncensored

How the lyrics to Paul Gasgoine’s song never won an Ivor Novello we will never understand. Watch the clip here and relive the 80’s when footballers played hard and ate kebabs: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuLH7FuJbSs

The pleb that is Jacob Rees Mogg is pushing civil servants to come to work so read his utterly ridiculous way of getting them in:
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/apr/23/condescending-jacob-rees-mogg-leaves-notes-for-wfh-civil-servants

Also 1 in 10 people want to come back to the office so Wokie loses the argument
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10844993/WFH-forever-Just-one-10-Britons-say-plan-return-office-five-days-week.html

Forget the Ben Stiller Travesty, the 70’s cop show is the best thing ever! This will give you a primer on Wokie’s idea for Trotsky and Hutch where Leon Trotsky reached immortality and was asked to come back to the police force teaming up with Kenneth Hutchison. Go Cops Go!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starsky_%26_Hutch

In this latest podcast after our hiatus, Wokie and Egg White discuss the Will Smith dry slap he got (Frank Butcher style), Jacob Rees Mogg, Ricky Gervais not getting a slap and getting panic attacks in Ikea. And to also be Meta we discuss the unique phenomenon that is Live Podcasts. Watching people chat sh!t on stage and paying for the privilege.
Topical... just like our cream.

Shownotes:

In case you were too busy to watch the slap here it is for your gruesome enjoyment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myjEoDypUD8

We love The Yorkshire Post and they have a great article on Ricky Gervais’s response to the Slap:
https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/tv/ricky-gervais-shows-what-thinks-23527391

Seinfeld in cars interviewing? James Corden interviewing people in cars? Check this out… people walking in mountains talking and here we see Jim Jeffries talking about his smackdown:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-529x4TNmQ

As an aside, unions are great so read about these guys beating out Amazon to unionise! 
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/apr/09/amazon-new-york-warehouse-union-victory-nlrb

Read about the insane genius that is Malcolm Hardee and how influential he was to the UK comedy scene:
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/malcolm-hardee-485525.html

The 2 Pints of Lager Podcast tour is a thing (and probably really good):
https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/mellor-wont-tame-down-podcast-26516769

Aah… Casual Racism in children’s books. When you live in Primrose hill and order Chinese food it doesn’t make you an expert… David Walliams:
https://www.nationalworld.com/news/uk/david-walliams-books-why-has-racist-chinese-character-brian-wong-been-removed-from-worlds-worst-children-3407988

Also anonymous confession feed Fesshole is your thing for today:
https://twitter.com/fesshole?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

In a rather fruity podcast we lower common decency standards to talk about VHS porn and its illogical successor Interactive DVD Porn. There is an update on the Jim Davidson sitcom and our ambition to make it the British Friends. How can any podcast end without mentioning the extremely right wing Skinny John Milius and his extremely biased moviemaking machine. This is the macho man who walked off the stage at a television presentation because the autocue wasn’t working. Enjoy more irreverent humour

Shownotes

We constantly bring up the madcap sitcom Curry and Chips starring Spike Milligan so watch a clip and see pre woke/cancel weirdness here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd_Vjq5MEeQ

Also for Gits and Shiggles here is Spike receiving a lifetime achievement award and calling Prince Charles a grovelling Bastard. Comedy gold!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkOAUht3G5o

If you want to see something even more outrageous here is the Spike Milligan sketch Pakastani Daleks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q

Frankly we think Jameela Jamil is amazing and you should follow her on twitter. 
https://twitter.com/jameelajamil

Want to know what NFTS are? Read this article and be bored shitless at the latest fad like Global Hypercolor T-Shirts.
https://www.investopedia.com/non-fungible-tokens-nft-5115211

1980’s sex lines... they were a thing and now Netflix are making a movie based on it. 
https://nypost.com/2020/06/26/the-rise-of-80s-era-erotic-phone-lines-gets-netflix-show-dirty-lines/

Here is Michael Bay being less than macho and walking off after an autocue malfunction. His mini Pearl Harbour. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rMy1iA268

In this podcast we delve into the insanity of the Diversity/ Non Diversity awards season where Ant and Dec and Wossie win year in and year out, Veggie Pret and other insane culinary choices causing food apartheid. We also can’t pass on the opportunity of mentioning Drill Karaoke… quite why people would do this for fun but then again stranger things have happened. 


Shownotes

Ant and Dec win 20 years running. Sounds like the competition with the white voters are slim. 
https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/entertainment/ant-and-dec-ntas-win-best-presenter-20-years-newsupdate/
 
Veggie Pret is real, Check out their Insta here
https://www.instagram.com/veggiepret/?hl=en

I couldn’t find anything about Drill Karaoke so here’s a thread on everyone’s favourite wally.. Piers “Morgan” Moron
https://www.reddit.com/r/britishproblems/comments/axw31r/piers_morgan_is_an_absolute_twat_why_is_he_even/

Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 36: Jim (Davidson) or Jim(Davidson) Quiz Special.

In this episode we break down the recent Jimmy Carr Netflix Special: His Dark Materials and the difference in his edgy delivery compared to Jim Davidson’s old school ways on the same controversial style.  We try to prove this point with a superb quiz: Jim or Jimmy where Egg says a comedic one liner and Wokie has to find out if it was said by Jimmy Carr or Jim Davidson. Guess who ends up with egg on his his face? Clue: not Egg White ironically. 

We also have some post pod inserts by Egg White clarifying certain things because afterthought is a 
b!tch. 

Show notes

First of all if you are feeling generous please chuck us some loose change here. This helps us keep going with our comedy nonsense. Patreon: Patreon.com/fuzzydice

Woke Asian Guy and Egg White’s umbrella company is Fuzzy Dice.
Check out our sketches here:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiGNwY5l50I42A0MWnNrJyQ/videos

Check out a review of Jimmy Carr’s His Dark Materials review here before watching the performance on Netflix:
https://decider.com/2021/12/27/jimmy-carr-his-dark-material-netflix-review/

Bullseye’s Jim Bowen was a legend presenting the chintziest game show of the 80’s.  His show will live forever in our hearts. 
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/mar/14/jim-bowen-bullseye-host-and-comedian-dies-aged-80

Piers Morgan has come full circle and rejoined The Sun. A match made in hell.check out his frivolous froth about Adele here and then burn the newspaper. 
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/17436440/adele-axe-las-vegas-shows-piers-morgan/

We also give any chance to mention Spike Milligan’s Curry and Chips. Here is a link to a trailer so you can buy the DVD box set because it’s eye poppingly weird and so wrong... and so 70's. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd_Vjq5MEeQ

History doesn’t get weirder then Bernard Manning guarding Rudolph Hell at Spandau Prison. How’s that for a C.V. From prison guard of nazis to mentalist old school comedian.  
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/bernard---in-his-own-words-995481

In this wide ranging rant, Woke Asian Guy starts off with what the 90’s American sitcoms were like regarding diversity and uses Seinfeld as an example. We see how hard it was when the actors don’t look like the cast of Friends and how their stories were written. We then segue into the mistaken scientific fact that Squirrels are practically human… horse poo we say and we break it down to show you. And FINALLY! We have an audio trailer of Jim Davidson the sitcom titled: Jim Davidson is my Bigoted Uncle and Lives in my Attic. Rolls off the tongue right? Ok, we love the Headspace app but we have a niche market we can serve. Listen to find out

All that and still enough time to add some Egg White esoterica.

Oh and Spike Milligan.. the absolute G.O.A.T mentalist

Shownotes:

We all know Seinfeld is on Netflix and considering they spent 500 million quid on it the could have done the aspect ratio a lot better:
https://www.gq.com/story/seinfeld-netflix-episodes-cropped-widescreen-ratio

Anyone a certain age will love the wonderfully eccentric Spike Milligan but there were some things he did which were clearly questionable like Curry and Chips. Read the notorious history below and also fact check: His character was called Kevin O’ Grady. 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curry_and_Chips

The actor who played the Pakistani restauranteur, Brian George is the hardest working man in show business. Click the link to see what he has done and as yourself… can you do the same Jerry Seinfeld?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_George

Typically mental, The Guardian did an article about human squirrels or something like that, read it here.  
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/sep/13/squirrels-human-like-personality-traits-study

Want to go to the best sandwich shop in the world? Start in Los Angeles!
https://www.timeout.com/food-and-drink/best-sandwiches-in-the-world

Ok, we talk about headspace and we do love it! we suggest you give it a go as they are the best on the market for middle class people.
https://www.headspace.com/

Welcome to the rebrand. We at Fuzzy Dice really don’t care about helping others as we can barely help ourselves so we are now WAG+EW. In this proper episode we delve into the Jim Davidson deconstruction with a side order of Morrissey, Charlie Williams and a whole host of nonsense. Get stuck in as it’s crap weather and you will be staying in. Also we accidentally ended up creating a pitch of a brand new sitcom that will be pitched to Channel 5. 

Shownotes

Firstly start with Jm Davidson’s website. A love letter to his fanbase. Wel, ones who have access to the internet (outside of prison) 
https://www.jimdavidson.org.uk/

The strangest revelation is that everyone’s favourite nationalist (and possible unconfirmed racist vegetarian) performs at Las Vegas. Rather na sell out, right? Here is actual news that he did perform some Smiths songs there 
https://www.nme.com/news/music/morrissey-las-vegas-residency-setlist-footage-photos-smiths-songs-3035741

70’s black comic, Charlie Willims, was a controversial figure in the comedy circuit so read his story here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Williams_(comedian)

If you are truly mental and have never heard of Squid Game you should be ashamed. First read it here and then watch the series:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squid_Game

In this episode of Just the Tip we go through a fair amount of subjects in a random scattershot fashion.

First we start with Egg White’s varied and borderline politically incorrect alt:James Bond scenarios. Then next on the agenda, how can I NOT talk about GB News without punching myself in the cock but one particular episode I watched on Youtube about a policeman making a borderline sub racist post and two white guys (one of them being the jaw headed Colin Brazier) telling the audience it’s “nothing to see” non racism and in fact the anti racists are racist for calling up the racists. Yep, heavy sh!t. Does it end there? No, we go through the varied roles that Art Malik played in his career to prove that writers are unoriginal with their non white name creations. If I was an actor with a 30 year career I would be just called Patel in every role. As John Oliver would say, Moving onto our main subject we talk about the insanity that is David Williams and his story that is being removed from the public consciousness. And we aren’t even talking about when he used to black up. Basically we shine a mirror to posh boy Walliams who surprisingly has an OBE. Egg White Returns at the end for more amusing nonsense. 




Shownotes
Watch James Bond in No Time to Die. With all the merciless plugging by Daniel Craig across all media you know what it’s all about but if not. Read it here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Time_to_Die

Even though GB News is dumb, if you want to see what “the Daily Mail with to posh school” is all about watch some clips on YouTube and check their site below. Really… well rubbish.
https://www.gbnews.uk/

If you want to read about David Walliams, again, being culturally insensitive take a read here: 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58786769

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