3 Ninjas (1992)
On the inaugural episode of The Revisitors, hosts Frank and Diego discuss director Jon Turteltaub's (Cool Runnings, National Treasure, The Meg) 1992 kids' martial arts comedy 3 Ninjas. Frank and Diego address several difficult questions posed by the film, like "Aren't martial arts lessons supposed to teach children some goddamned discipline?!" "Are all kids like this?" and "Do I really want to have kids after all?" Grab that ceremonial mask your grandfather gave you, deface it, put it on and press play on The Revistors.