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"It's the kinda thing you could ONLY get away with if you are that old, and that financially successful".

23 years after Michael Douglas slicked his hair back and won an Oscar, Gordon Gekko returns and brings The Beef along for the ride. Listen as we talk about Demolition Man, Taco Bell menu items, plagiarism, Peanut Butter Falcon, bird whistles, rooftop parties with your enemies, acting with a wig, the 1987 original, brotorcycle races, Josh Brolin's career, folk music, financial collapses and off center party hats. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

(NEXT EPISODE: The Social Network)

"I couldn't remember which one this was.... this is a bad one" - Jeff Guy

Zombies, clones and lots and lots of Jones'! jBow and J9 stumble into the Resident Evil film universe and have very little idea what is going on. Eventually it gets pieced together, but not without a bunch of confusion. Listen as we break down unbreakable sunglasses, zombie dogs, makeup tips in the apocalypse, Vancouver name drops, giant axemen, how to gain people's trust, selective amnesia, downer endings and Canadian pre teen horror shows. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

(NEXT EPISODE: The Town)

"Just because he looks stupid and is a bad actor, it doesn't mean his character didn't perform when the situation called for it"

Apparently this movie came out, in theatres, made money and definitely exists. We still have our doubts. Listen as jBow and J9 are joined by special guest host Mike Paris (@thatmikeparis). Listen as we guess the plot using only the poster for reference, give someone the nickname Onyx, break down Hayden Christiensen's stupid hat, Chris Brown being a shit person, Matt Dillon's acting, heist teams, Oxymilk, Neon Lady, Daisy Chain and other fictional drugs. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies!

(NEXT EPISODE: Resident Evil: Afterlife)

"So he goes back to the dirty sex barn, not a barn where they engaged in dirty sex, a barn where they had sex that was dirty. It's an important distinction"

We're back! It's a whole new world, and a whole new year, and jBow and J9 are here to take you down memory lane and review the No.1 movies of 2010. First up: THE AVATAR SLAYER! Dear John was the first movie to FINALLY upend Avatar's Box Office dominance. Listen as we break down the letter twist, beach brooding, Channing Tatum aka Mr. Steal Yo Girl, Jason Street harassing a special forces Army Ranger, the bustling coin appraising district in South Carolina, horribly named autistic summer camps, Channing Tatum's HORRIBLE goatee and having sex in a dirty, dirty barn. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

(NEXT EPISODE: Shutter Island)