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From a dank jail cell, where they are being interrogated by the Seekers of Truth (who may end up learning more truths than they bargained for), MeganBob hosts Hard Choices: Dragon Age Edition!

Hornier than a whole platoon of Qunari warriors, MeganBob is joined by Elven Ranger Annie Craton, mononymous Human Bard Maquenzie, and the very best nug in Thedas, Kit, as they plumb the depths of the Deep Roads, scale the peaks of the Frostback Mountains, and stroll across the Elvish Dales in search of the most fuckable denizens of the Dragon Age universe.

On the way, we discover:

• The pros and cons of Loghain’s ass
• Spoiler alert for an 8-year-old DLC
• How many movie references can Annie make?

Guest starring Neal Butler as The Seeker, who was cut from the list in order to be fair to the rest of the characters.

Check out Hard Choices on social media and on Patreon for news from every corner of MeganBob's boner empire, including updates about the upcoming LIVE Hard Choices recording at Rose City Comic Con on Sunday, September 24th at 4pm! 

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From a dank jail cell, where they are being interrogated by the Seekers of Truth (who may end up learning more truths than they bargained for), MeganBob hosts Hard Choices: Dragon Age Edition!

Hornier than a whole platoon of Qunari warriors, MeganBob is joined by Elven Ranger Annie Craton, mononymous Human Bard Maquenzie, and the very best nug in Thedas, Kit, as they plumb the depths of the Deep Roads, scale the peaks of the Frostback Mountains, and stroll across the Elvish Dales in search of the most fuckable denizens of the Dragon Age universe.

On the way, we discover:

• The pros and cons of Loghain’s ass
• Spoiler alert for an 8-year-old DLC
• How many movie references can Annie make?

Guest starring Neal Butler as The Seeker, who was cut from the list in order to be fair to the rest of the characters.

Check out Hard Choices on social media and on Patreon for news from every corner of MeganBob's boner empire, including updates about the upcoming LIVE Hard Choices recording at Rose City Comic Con on Sunday, September 24th at 4pm! 

Hard Choices on Patreon
Instagram: hardchoicespod
TikTok: @hardchoicespod
Tumblr: hardchoicespod
Twitter: @hardchoicespod
Gmail: hardchoicespod@gmail.com

Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!):  
https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me
 License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ
https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk
 License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW  
https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman
 License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY  
https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it
 License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ  
https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life
 License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML  
https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time
 License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y  
https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop
 License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW  
https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed
 License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM  
https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up
 License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R  
https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz
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https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it
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Vi har läst de tre sista kapitlen och epilogen av The Stolen Throne. Vi diskuterar Katriels roll i berättelsen, konstaterar att allt är SVÄRDETS fel och att det egentligen borde hetat Flemeth Age! Slutligen gör vi ett försök till betyg och några sammanfattande ord.

Säsong 1 - The Stolen Throne. Episod 5 (del 2) spelades in 2020-12-07 

The final showdown between the League and Demona has arrived, with the Power of Grayskull hanging in the balance! Can Helena's newfound might help the heroes to stand against Demona and her army of weirdly-themed villains? Who will become the new Sorceress of Grayskull? And what ever happened to those other five characters that were standing guard at Castle Grayskull, anyway?

Stitch takes on an army; Mordin puts his newest invention to the test; Dante loses something important; Nico has an unexpected reunion; and Helena fights for honor.

Also used in this episode is "Killers" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

For decades, its legend has endured, striking fear into the hearts of Dungeons and Dragons players everywhere. The mere mention of its name has been known to drive groups of lifelong companions, once closer than siblings, to infighting, betrayal, and chaos. In the darkest corners of the experienced role-player's dice-fueled fever dreams, its presence lingers like a shroud -- the great humbler of the power gamer. For whenever a D&D party grows too boastful, too assured of their own invincibility, too confident of final victory over an entire game world or campaign setting, they will inevitably find themselves standing at the gates of the deadliest dungeon ever conceived: the Tomb of Horrors!

Now, those gates open once more. Two groups of brave adventurers have arrived, both representing the respected House of Bioware, each looking to test their mettle against the most notorious suicide mission in the history of high fantasy:

From the the Sword Coast region of the Forgotten Realms, aka A World Much Like This One But A World That Is Very Different, comes the Party of Baldur's Gate -- Viconia, the haughty Drow cleric; Imoen, the spell-slinging thief from Candlekeep; Edwin, the extremely evil but also exceptionally useful conjurer; and Minsc, the berserk ranger who doesn't have the stats to be a ranger, but DOES have a miniature giant space hamster named Boo, which counts for a lot.

And from the maybe-not-terribly-distant-but-definitely-not-on-any-maps land of Thedas, it's the Party of Dragon Age -- Anders, the church-bombing fanatic possessed by the concept of justice; Varric, the crossbow-wielding dwarf with nimble fingers and a lying tongue; Morrigan, shapeshifting witch of the Korcari Wilds; and Iron Bull, the one-eyed Qunari berserker spy.

Which party will navigate the Tomb's brutal series of traps, see through its illusions, defeat its guardians, and confront the demi-lich Acererak to claim his glittering treasure? Will Liz even be able to say "Acererak?" Will Miles ever be able to stop referencing experience tables, ability scores, and spell levels? And what happens when MeganBob is suddenly given full license to ship all eight of these characters?

The Smash Fiction hosts are (almost) all together in the same room to ring in the new year with a new episode of Extraordinary League! The League's latest adventure sees them join forces with the regal reptilian shapeshifter Flemeth and her army of Westerosi wildlings to take on the undead forces of the white walkers... and to discover the strange, compelling mystery that lies beyond their host. And yes, in an episode featuring zombie giants, dragon duels, and necrotic energy, our heroes still manage to make pretty much everything about music. Mordin composes a plea to end Dante's continued nakedness, Stitch shreds Dragonforce on dragonback, everyone gets the Skyrim theme song stuck in their head, and the seductive call of ultimate evil doesn't actually sound like Kelly Clarkson. Furthermore, Colin invents a new drinking game, Nico Minoru spends all her karma, and an old friend returns!