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Edward A. Coleman, Esq. kicks the show off with a soothing proclamation of success. Ed informs us that he’s finally read his contract and is already looking to exploit it. He also now has access to the archives. Shhhh. Podcast Producer Ken Lucas talks about the office Halloween party and then we take a break. After the break we interview Tront Silvio of Statistics & Testing. Tront begins the show with his Chinese food order. Tront talks about the tools of the trade and some of the things they test. Ed questions Tront about the Board of Directors position and they talk about The Cave. After amending the food order we end the show on a tense note. Don’t forget to subscribe to Unwinnable Monthly, the best cultural criticism in your inbox every month. http://www.unwinnable.com/subscribe/ Email us at info@unwinnable.com Tweet questions for the “Ask An Attorney” and “What’s My Middle Name?” segment to Edward A. Coleman, Esq. @UnwinnableOotGC www.twitter.com/UnwinnableOotGC Follow the staff on Twitter Kenneth Lucas @Kursse www.twitter.com/kursse Stu Horvath @stuhorvath www.twiter.com/stuhorvath Music by Kevin MacLeod http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-f

The show starts off on a sour note as Edward A. Coleman, Esq. has received bad news about his contract and we find out that Standards & Practices offers Ken Lucas a job. Ed talks about the spanking machine and then gives a quick rundown of this episodes guest, Tour Guide, Ian Gonzales. After a quick message from our sponsors, we introduce Ian. Just as we're getting to know Ian, Stu Horvath barges in and observes the proceedings. Ed and Ian talk about the tour through the Unwinnable, Inc. offices, a strange closet and a water slide and then we learn about Ian's favorite part of the tour. Ed dips into his racketeering case and we chat about Stu's office. Ed brings up his history with Ian and they end up talking about the Boston Tea Party. We end abruptly after hearing more about Ed's contract. Don’t forget to subscribe to Unwinnable Monthly, the best cultural criticism in your inbox every month. http://www.unwinnable.com/subscribe/ Email us at info@unwinnable.com Tweet questions for the Ask An Attorney and What’s My Middle Name segment to Edward A. Coleman, Esq. @UnwinnableOotGC Follow the staff on Twitter Kenneth Lucas @Kursse www.twitter.com/kursse Stu Horvath @stuhorvath www.twiter.com/stuhorvath Ian Gonzales @IanGonzales www.twitter.com/iangonzales Music by Kevin MacLeod http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/

Ed kicks things off with more guesses from his “Guess My Middle Name” contest. Ed talks about his process of reading his contract and then talks about racketeering and Unwinnable, Inc’s legal woes. Ken is less than enthused to hear another Strunk and White recording. Luckily Ian Gonzales stops by with his tour group and we chat with him briefly. After the break, we interview Head of Submissions, Baxter Thwack-Martin. The show ends on a sour note as Ken mentions his issues with Standards and Practices. Don’t forget to subscribe to Unwinnable Monthly, the best cultural criticism in your inbox every month. http://www.unwinnable.com/subscribe/ Email us at info@unwinnable.com Tweet questions for the Ask An Attorney and What’s My Middle Name segment to Edward A. Coleman, Esq. @UnwinnableOotGC Follow the staff on Twitter Kenneth Lucas @Kursse Stu Horvath @stuhorvath Music by Kevin MacLeod Subscribe for free on iTunes

We start the show with Ken’s rumblings about Standards and Practices. Ed recaps the last show and questions why he hasn’t seen Trip “Flippington” Fitzsimmons. We talk about bathrooms, surveillance, legal issues and Ed’s contract before we interview Accounting Intern, Evelyn Mitchell. After a stressful interview, Ed promises to figure things out. Don’t forget to subscribe to Unwinnable Monthly, the best cultural criticism in your inbox every Month. http://www.unwinnable.com/subscribe/ Email us at info@unwinnable.com Tweet questions for the Ask An Attorney and What’s My Middle Name segment to Edward A. Coleman, Esq. @UnwinnableOotGC Follow the staff on Twitter Kenneth Lucas @Kursse Stu Horvath @stuhorvath Music by Kevin MacLeod Subscribe for free on iTunes

We reluctantly start the show with a new game, What is Edward A. Coleman Esquire's, middle name. Tweet your answers to @UnwinnableOotGC. We learn that Ed is officially the last person in the U.S. to get a podcast. Ed has been General Counsel for a few weeks and still has no idea what he is doing. Unwinnable Audio Producer, Ken Lucas, really doesn’t want to be a part of this show since he has his hands in everything. We take a quick break and then interview our first guest, Ted Stacey, Vice President of Design for Unwinnable Monthly. They chat about Ted’s job functions and table tennis. We try to end the show on a high note. Don’t forget to subscribe to Unwinnable Monthly, the best cultural criticism in your inbox every Month. http://www.unwinnable.com/subscribe/ Email us at info@unwinnable.com Follow the staff on Twitter Stu Horvath @stuhorvath Edward A. Coleman, Esq. @UnwinnableOotGC Kenneth Lucas @Kursse Music by Kevin MacLeod Subscribe for free on iTunes

Newly hired Unwinnable lawyer, Edward A. Coleman, Esq., uncovers the inner workings of Unwinnable from the Office of the General Counsel. He is reluctantly joined by Unwinnable Audio Producer Ken Lucas as they talk law and interview the many denizens that make the Unwinnable machine run. On their first episode Ed talks about his first week at the Unwinnable HQ and his law experience and play a game of Strunk and White. Then they interview the man behind the mask, Stu Horvath. Don’t forget to subscribe to Unwinnable Monthly, the best cultural criticism in your inbox every Month. http://www.unwinnable.com/subscribe/ Email us at info@unwinnable.com Follow the staff on Twitter Stu Horvath @stuhorvath Edward A. Coleman, Esq. @UnwinnableOotGC Kenneth Lucas @Kursse Subscribe for free on iTunes Music by Kevin MacLeod