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Nothing says “Christmas Spirit” like a screaming Austrian, extortion, gaslighting, black market toys, and less than subtle allusions to the size of your neighbors’ holiday package. How this one manages to stay on any platform in the year 2023 is beyond us.

-Who told you you could eat MY cookies? -

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- Doctor Who on Disney+  - 60th Anniversary and Onward https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/lifestyle-news/how-to-watch-doctor-who-60th-anniversary-specials-online-1235646908  

- Muppets Mayhem Canceled https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/muppets-mayhem-canceled-disney-plus-1-season-1235669451  

- New What If Season 2 Trailer https://www.theverge.com/2023/11/15/23962549/what-if-season-2-trailer 

 

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Spooky, isn’t? Another ghost from the past, and so soon! Well, the vibrations tell me it was poor planning on our part. But those vibrations are so sensitive because our vacation was pretty dang rejuvenating. That, some editing woes, and Clancy’s sudden work trip means we’re prepping for the upcoming drop of 2023’s Haunted Mansion with a Rewind to Muppet Haunted Mansion! It was an absolute scream, and we hope it gives a glimpse into the future of the Muppet brand rising from the dead.

Little Lingering Links Come Out to Informize:

 - Loki has a new date: https://gizmodo.com/loki-season-2-premiere-date-thursday-marvel-disney-plus-1850848811

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What is there to say about the yankee bastardization that is Confessions of a Shopaholic? Plenty. But come on, this isn’t booze or hard drugs. It’s not even cigarettes. There are practical ways to work your way out of this kind of situation, chief among them being CANCEL THE CARDS AND SELL THE CLOTHES YOU DRYER SHEET. 

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- Josh’s Jumping the Shuttle episode is live! https://open.spotify.com/episode/1wp6ns7wnv85c6wXIz8CfB?si=4b89069807aa4f26 

- New Ahsoka premiere date! https://gizmodo.com/ahsoka-release-time-disney-plus-star-wars-dave-filoni-1850751751   

- Boo price hikes! https://www.ign.com/articles/how-to-avoid-the-upcoming-disney-price-hike

- Percy Jackson premiere date! https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/percy-jackson-disney-plus-series-premiere-date-1235569707/

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Ee chee wa maa! This one was a doozy. We legitimately tried to use an English-to-Ewok translator to write more of this description, but the language is just as half-assed as the overall film. It somehow spawned a sequel and an animated series - despite it being half D&D one shot and half a poor, pale reflection of Fellowship of the Ring.

- Yub Nub! - 

- Disney and Marvel Games showcase/livestream: https://www.polygon.com/23306547/disney-d23-marvel-games-showcase-date

- Official D23 gaming stream details: https://www.marvel.com/articles/games/tune-into-the-disney-and-marvel-games-showcase-on-september-9-streaming-live-from-d23-expo-2022 

- Chadwick Boseman and more getting honored as Disney Legends: https://deadline.com/2022/08/disney-legends-d23-expo-chadwick-boseman-1235096322/

- Meet Sirocco, the Horny Kākāpō: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY 

- “The Sweetest Thing” walked so “Bridesmaids” could run. Watch it now on one of the platforms we don’t cover: https://www.netflix.com/title/60022057 

- Going up? https://open.spotify.com/album/4oIKF6nqyHOsUieXjOstOu?si=XupAILMUSX6uuBNell877A

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Clancy has never seen The Muppet Movie. Can you beLIEVE dot gif? And Josh can barely remember it from his youth at all. So this was an absolute delight. A peek beneath the Muppet Stage: we had to cut nearly half an hour off this audio because we just kept gushing about how much we loved it. We hope you enjoy the goofery! 

Waka waka!

- The Green Album on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/77klgRm6FxdgXYArYvXGYj?si=GY3iCxIjTsOUEz9fWewxfw 

- Roger Ebert’s original review: https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-muppet-movie-1979

- Orson Welles commercial outtakes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvxwf1jxdaM 

- A sketch group’s interpretation of Orson Welles commercial outtakes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6P1ifGjvEE

- The Critic’s interpretation of Orson Welles commercial outtakes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7ycxiog40 

- Animaniacs’ interpretation of Orson Welles commercial outtakes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uWW--w4SRs&t=8s 

- ICYMI - Everything Marvel from SDCC: https://www.marvel.com/articles/movies/sdcc-2022-all-of-the-marvel-studios-news-coming-out-of-hall-h-at-san-diego-comic-con

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We’re ripping National Treasure this week because it feels right. Bodily autonomy is a human right. People who can get pregnant have a right to safe and legal abortions, for any reason. Visit Action For All at https://choice.crd.co/ for information on donating, volunteering, and more. 

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We’re replaying one of our kinda gay faves in honor of Pride month. Why? Because our a/c is out and there’s no way we can record without fans, portable A/C, a swamp cooler, and a healthy breeze ‘round our privates. Just turning the PC on in this room is an act of bravery. 

-Santa Mozzarella!-

This news is old, but in case you want the references. Hey, this is why we keep news to a minimum these days: 

- Loki Spoilers - [REDACTED] is bisexual! But don’t read the URL too much if you don’t want to be spoiled:  https://www.out.com/television/2021/6/23/lokis-bisexuality-officially-confirmed-disney-series 

- The Turner & Hooch reboot no one asked for:  https://deadline.com/video/turner-hooch-trailer-josh-peck-disney-plus/ 

- The Rick Riordan anecdote Josh paraphrased poorly: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/percy-jackson-author-rick-riordans-162643329.html

- Director says “It’s not gay, but I get it:” https://www.polygon.com/22407617/luca-gay-characters-pixar-call-me-by-your-name  
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Cars 2 fails to answer a question it poses not once, but at least three times: what was the make and model of Car Jesus? There is a Popemobile. There is an English monarchy. The heads of the Catholic and Anglican churches appear in this film, and I’m NOT supposed to wonder ab out Car Jesus? You mean I’m just supposed to focus on the CAR MURDERS? OH OK FINE I GUESS?

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It’s here, it’s a little queer, get used to it: it’s Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness! We’re going to catch you up on everything you need to know before kicking back and diving into the multiverse yourself. 

Worried about spoilers? Fair! So were we. To help you out, we’ve got the following timestamps for when we get spoiler-y, by degrees!

33:55: Mild Spoilers. We finish discussing films/shows we *know* are referenced, and discuss Extra Credit viewing that *might* be informative, based on some speculation.

42:27 Mild-to-Moderate Spoilers. Discussing what and when things might be going on within the context of the film. More speculation. 75% potential for spoilers as we reference preview material. Details about the first ~15 minutes herein.

45:00 Spoiler Country! We’re picking apart the trailers and making direct connections. We will be accurately describing scenes from available previews/materials and their possible story connections

50:35:Speculating Wildly! Potential spoilers as we attempt to predict actual story beats. No promises. We could be right, we could be way off base. 

58:30: Spoilers are done and we go into the wrap-up! Should be safe. 

Wanda Watoomb and the Doctor of Doom

• Polygon, What to Watch…before Doctor Strange-MoM: https://www.polygon.com/23041574/movies-to-watch-before-doctor-strange-2-multiverse-of-madness-mcu-marvel
• ComicBookMovie.com, Raimi on Venom: https://comicbookmovie.com/spider-man/spider-man_3/spider-man-3-director-sam-raimi-explains-what-went-wrong-with-venom-i-didnt-recognize-enough-humanity-a193526#gs.z344jp
• Marvel.com, The Illuminati: https://www.marvel.com/teams-and-groups/illuminati
• Gizmodo’s breakdown of the first 20 minutes of the film shown at CinemaCon: https://gizmodo.com/doctor-strange-2-cinemacon-footage-description-america-1848849409 
• ComicBook.com discusses strange (purple) magic: https://comicbook.com/marvel/news/wandavision-magic-colors-infinity-stones-director-interview/ 
• Who is Superior Iron Man? https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Superior_Iron_Man 

All other research and references completed using Wikipedia, IMDb, and Rotten Tomatoes, as well as clips from the following films and TV shows used for context and reference [jokes] which we neither own nor claim rights to: “Doctor Strange,” “Avengers: Infinity War,” “Avengers: Endgame,” “WandaVision,” “Loki,” “What If..?,” “Parks and Recreation,” and “Clue.” Figured we may as well mention that since we got so many in here and Lord knows we can’t afford litigation. Please Mr Disney, Ms Marvel… we’re just big fans. 

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Who just commits check fraud in front of the child they’re berating to get a job? Why is Tone Loc here? Who let this man spend a week with a child? What stores just accept wads of cash from a child? Who let an FBI agent kiss a tween boy? What the hell did we just watch?  

- Read about Mr. Macintosh’s house, Pemberton Castle: https://texashistoricalmarkers.weebly.com/pemberton-castle-fisher-gideon-house.html

- A brief history of Zero Haliburton: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_Halliburton 

 

- The Kid’s Guide to the Internet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfMrVKnGzwg 

 

- See his vest, see his vest, as a painting I digress: https://www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks/mondrian-no-vi-composition-no-ii-t00915

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Things get hairy this week as we cover 2009’s G-Force: a start-studded feat of computer animation that’s as fresh as rodent cage in need of fresh bedding. Don’t scratch too deep - those aren’t fleas, it’s casual racism and misogyny with a bit of fat shaming as a treat! 

Will the funeral be open shoe box? 

 

Moon Knight Clips!

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jElUphWGmZs
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwGDh7ydbhE
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge9mUGwTyCw

Ms. Marvel Trailer!

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9EX0f6V11Y 

Sony’s “No Way [The Amazing Spider-Man Isn’t Going] Home”

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5zWli7ckCM 

 

Nic Cage, Egghead?
- https://www.ign.com/articles/nicolas-cage-wants-robert-pattinson-batman-villain 

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You’re lonely at the holidays. You save your crush from certain death, potentially risking your job and your own life in the process. You just want to see him in the hospital before you return to your life. A nosy nurse takes your sarcasm seriously and rather than clearing up the mess you… accept presents from the victim’s family? Food? Continue to lie to their faces while seeing if your crushes brother will bite your boob? What is happening here? Bless Sandy. Bless Glinis.

Little Lingering Links Come Out to Informize:

• Coming to Disney+ January 2022: https://variety.com/feature/whats-on-disney-plus-new-shows-movies-1203517920/ 
• Sandy and Kelly, Best Buds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y80DXQcGPY&
  
  

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