007: The Subtle Difference Between Livestock and a Blushing Bride
In order to fully understand the courtship of Fleurrie & Sven Spocket, we dive into an epic 10-strip sequence. Do we also talk about a handful of strips that we're not supposed to be talking about? Of course we do. Is their "romance" as disgusting and needlessly horny as we expected? Sadly, it is even more so. Yeah. We weren't happy about that either. Speaking of not happy, Brooke promised Jeff "4 or maybe 5" comic strips and then brought TEN to the table, making Jeff angry before he even looked at a single panel. Of course, Sven is slightly clueless about Fleurrie's intentions, because he's a male character in this godforsaken comic strip. But it's more than that. We discover that Sven is also a virgin who has been saving himself for his wedding night. We revisit Brooke McEldowney's habit of referring to sexual inexperience as a "new car smell." Which is so very, very gross. Only this time, it's a woman saying it about a man! So...hooray for equality? We don't subject you to the wedding, but we do dive into the honeymoon. Which is gross. Because: What else would it be?! Is there a strip that basically shows Fleurrie & Sven fucking? Like actually in the middle of fucking? You bet! It's supposed to be romantic, but it's obvious that Sven would prefer the company of livestock.
The Chickweed strips we discuss this episode:
The first two are here (https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1574046622111014912?s=20&t=EKcR5S3zl9s8cgtHplVXww).
The boner trilogy can be viewed here (https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1574046627550986240?s=20&t=EKcR5S3zl9s8cgtHplVXww).
Dumb Sven on his wedding night is here (https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1574046632278048769?s=20&t=EKcR5S3zl9s8cgtHplVXww).
The fucking and the weird aftermath are here (https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1574046637067935745?s=20&t=EKcR5S3zl9s8cgtHplVXww).
This episode's extra horny journey includes:
SIM cards
The Girl From Ipanema
Denmark
Diet Coke
Brach's Autumn Mix
Candy Corn
McEldowney Ellipses
GU Packets
Harvest Mix
Walgreen's
Bananas
Fleurrie & Sven Spocket
French Rococo
Paul Lynde
Australian accents
Human Kite
Chicken fights
Marriage proposals
Docks
Drill team routines
Deflated balloons
Queen
Harry Caray
Thermos
G-strings & Speedos
Boners
Amos
Silhouettes
Deltoids (but we meant trapezius)
More boners
So many ellipses
Virgins & the "new car smell"
Implied beastiality
Honeymoon
Animaniacs
The Vet-lise
Dutch Angle
Karate Gi
Bowl cut
The Thousand-Yard Stare
Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
Show Notes
The Girl From Ipanema (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5QfXjsoNe4)
Paul Lynde on Hollywood Squares (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Km6E_0sLg).
An actual Australian accent (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsTVU1RE3mU).
"Another One Bites the Dust" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE)
How to carry (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkYzuycYCU8) livestock.
The Dutch Angle (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9FUEScjB1U&t=1s) is only ever used to show that something is wrong.
The best of Gadget Hackwrench (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spSJZWxhRNk).
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