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• Priest calls upon the Almighty to forgive his driving offences.
• Lifesaving dog rescues man from car footwell.
• 'Poobrew' takes parking dispute to next level.
• Militant Santas invade Cornish village.

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It's Part 2 of our Christmas special this week! Lauren and Felicia list off six murdering Santas. Most are murders committed by people dressed as Santa Claus at the time, but there is one particularly horrifying story of a mall Santa who had a terrible secret hobby. Felicia also adds a fun extra tidbit going into the original lyrics behind "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas".  WARNING: This week is a particularly gruesome episode as we get into the murders. If gun violence is triggering for you, it would likely be a good idea to sit this one out. 

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Mr Christmas himself as seen on Netflix, Benjamin Bradley, joins the pod again! He talks with Rikki about vintage Christmas candy containers. It used to be a real hunt to find such treasures, but the Internet makes it easier now. And there are some incredible pieces.

This week, Dobbie and Tom came together to talk about everyone's favourite forgotten Simpsons, Herb Powell, as well as Santa's Little Helper.

That's right, we watched 'Oh Brother, Where Are Thou?' and 'Bart's Dog Gets an F'. One of these episodes is pretty good. One of these episodes, not so much. Tune in to find out which is which!

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Welcome back!  Part 2 of the Christmas special starts off with Billy taking a look back on and discussing some classic Christmas ads.  Next, Don talks about the origin of elves and how they came to be "Santa's little helpers" in modern tradition.  Last up, this weeks WoTR is a toy Quiz.  Enjoy!

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Whether you're a Black Friday veteran or a Black Friday rookie, this episode will give you all kinds of tips and tricks for maximizing your shopping experience, including how to stay on budget, get the best deals and have fun. Plus, a Friendsgiving Pulse and What's Making Our Hearts Beat!

JINGLE TURDS month continues!  The Cinematic Flushers take on a Kool Aid Santa!  When an evil version of the Claus legend (Bill Goldberg) returns to earth after a thousand years of giving joy, he proceeds to slaughter all the residents in a small Canadian town.  It's up to a young boy (Douglas Smith) and his magical grandpa (Robert Culp) to stop him.  What follows are 78 minutes of C cup boomies, lame practical effects, D list cameos, and pro wrestler Goldberg steamrolling through all of his scenes like he was desperate to get to a restroom.

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Jerry and Chris get into the Christmas spirit by watching a few great television Christmas episodes from yesteryear and today. 

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MARTES – 19/11/13

Reflexión
Macabeos 6:18-31

«El martirio de Eleazar»

Eleazar, uno de los principales maestros de la Ley, de edad muy avanzada y de noble aspecto, fue forzado a abrir la boca para comer carne de cerdo. Pero él, prefiriendo una muerte honrosa a una vida infame, marchó voluntariamente al suplicio, después de haber escupido la carne, como deben hacerlo los que tienen el valor de rechazar lo que no está permitido comer, ni siquiera por amor a la vida. Los que presidían este banquete ritual contrario a la Ley, como lo conocían desde hacía mucho tiempo, lo llevaron aparte y le rogaron que hiciera traer carne preparada expresamente para él y que le estuviera permitido comer. Asimismo le dijeron que fingiera comer la carne del sacrificio, conforme a la orden del rey. Obrando de esa manera, se libraría de la muerte y sería tratado humanitariamente por su antigua amistad con ellos. Pero él, tomando una noble resolución, digna de su edad, del prestigio de su vejez, de sus veneradas canas, de la vida ejemplar que había llevado desde su infancia y, sobre todo, de la santa legislación establecida por Dios, se mostró consecuentemente consigo mismo, pidiendo que lo enviaran de inmediato a la morada de los muertos. «A nuestra edad, decía, no está bien fingir. De lo contrario, muchos jóvenes creerán que Eleazar, a los noventa años, se ha pasado a las costumbres paganas. Entonces también ellos, a causa de mi simulación y de mi apego a lo poco que me resta de vida, se desviarán por culpa mía, y yo atraeré sobre mi vejez la infamia y el deshonor. Porque, aunque ahora me librara del castigo de los hombres, no podría escapar, ni vivo ni muerto, de las manos del Todopoderoso. Por eso, me mostraré digno de mi vejez entregando mi vida valientemente. Así dejaré a los jóvenes un noble ejemplo, al morir con entusiasmo y generosidad por las venerables y santas leyes».

Dicho esto, se encaminó resueltamente al suplicio. Al oír estas palabras, que consideraban una verdadera locura, los que lo conducían cambiaron en crueldad la benevolencia que antes le habían demostrado. Pero él, a punto ya de morir bajo los golpes, dijo entre gemidos: «El Señor, que posee el santo conocimiento, sabe muy bien que, pudiendo librarme de la muerte, soporto crueles dolores en mi cuerpo azotado; pero mi alma los padece gustosamente por temor a él». De este modo, Eleazar dejó al morir, no sólo a los jóvenes, sino a la nación entera, su propia muerte como ejemplo de generosidad y como recuerdo de virtud.
 
Rezar: Padre Nuestro, Ave María y Gloria.

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