Housewives On Housewives

Erika finalizes the details on her 15 city - 7,000 costume changes tour. Kyle and Teddi buy Denise a wedding gift, and Dorit signs her name to the card. Denise finalizes her wedding planning, and despite being so last minute, it goes off without a hitch, with the exception of Erika's choice to wear a Rinna polyester jumpsuit. Denise and Aaron are married surrounded by family, friends, and infinities. The other housewives play nice, but we're pretty sure we're not done with the dog drama. We end with Dorit reading an article bashing her character, and she's sure Vanderpump is the source because - um, nipping! - duh.

The blonde circus arrives to Barbara's clambake They find comfort among the gays but nowhere else. Bethenny invites Tinsley to the dark side. A very short, timed, tension-filled visit ends with Ramona and Sonja packing up ALL the food. Back in the city, we find out Luann has bought every house on the water. Bethenny continues her relief work. And Sonja's amazing magazine party brings all the ladies together in one room to celebrate.

Dorit has a faux-to-shoot and invites Erika to back up the creative director. Lisa Rinna helps Camille plan her fabulous 50th but would rather indulge in catty gossip. Denise and Aaron are planning their one-week away wedding without the help of Amazon. Teddi pays her therapist to walk with her and validate her feelings. Denise can't stop talking about Aaron's - um - never mind. And we've heard just about all we can take of Puppygate. So tell us! What's your party trick?

This week, all the RHONY ladies are still in the Hamptons but are divided into two crews: The Brunettes, who hosted Intervention Weekend. And the Blonde Bombshells, who are living lightheartedly and mermaiding around. Ramona makes the rounds and hires people to flirt with. Poor Tinsley is informed she will barely survive motherhood at her advanced age. Dorinda, Lu, and Sonja are playing it sober. And Barbara needs a lesson in dis-inviting someone to a clambake. It's a lot of non-alcoholic Champagne wishes and caviar gift dreams, and we couldn't love it more.

In this RHOBH episode, we see crying, crying and more crying as Kyle drops her 3rd daughter off to college. Teddi meets Erika in her home chapel to confess her involvement in Puppygate. Lisa Vanderpump meets with Blizzard to get her story straight and on the record. She then has Dorit and Kyle over for her big reveal, which is more wah-wah than a-ha. And we are turning cartwheels with Lisa Rinna over Denise's news that she is getting married on infinity day.

We are already loving the RHONY and can't wait to get more. The season starts by catching us up with the headlines that happened in between seasons. Dorinda and Luann are not talking and neither seem anywhere near ready to see the other. Bethenny is grieving, while Sonja is loving her new downsized living. Tinsley is so close to getting that ring, the whole cast can taste it. And Ramona's nonstop flirting and dating has us wondering where she gets all of her energy.

The RHONJ Reunion finally comes to a close. We get to see the housewife men with one glaring exception. Danielle defends her bad behavior about as well as her suit fits her. And Teresa and Melissa repeat their issues with each other a few more times. We are ready to close this chapter but won't forget to watch Joe Giudice's prison release and appeal process.

The RHOBH ladies are still in the Bahamas but are unable to resolve the Lucy fiasco. Whether golfing, snorkeling, or shopping, everyone has an opinion.
Alliances are forming, and Rinna is earning her paycheck by dialing up the drama!

In part 2 of the RHONJ reunion, Teresa is still fighting with Melissa and Jackie - clearly the namaste has gone away. Thankfully, Joe Gorga comes out and eases the tension and also makes it clear he's a legitimate businessman. Jennifer tells us she comes from a very private culture, apparently forgetting she's saying this on a reality TV show.
And in a couple of weeks, we find out if Joe Giudice will be deported; however, we know today that Teresa does not plan to move to Italy.

The RHOBH ladies are still on their first class trip to the Bahamas. Denise is behind on the 'casual' style and dog drama. Lisa Vanderpump continues to show a different side as she deals with grief. Lisa Rinna makes sure Dorit's dog drama is out on the table, while Teddi refuses to be LVP's scapegoat.

In part 1 of the the RHONJ reunion, Teresa forgets all about namaste. Jennifer learns absolutely nothing from watching herself throughout the season. Jackie tries to preach sanity to the insane. And Becky and Raquel are both hungry and thirsty - for food and booze. We are loving this reunion!

In this episode, we see laughing gas cheer LVP up while Kyle doesn’t need it for a laugh. Lisa Rinna hosts a sexy pastry, I mean, assembly party. And Dorit plans a first-class trip to the Bahamas for the RHOBH ladies. Exquisite!

On the RHONJ finale, we see high end shopping and mommy makeovers. Melissa set's Joe straight on how to talk around their daughter, but no one can seem to get through to Teresa regarding Danielle's toxic behavior. The episode ends delivering Becky and Raquel's two favorite quotes of the entire season! We are not disappointed, and promise you won't be either. Oh, marone!

RHOBH opens with a blow up fight between LVP and Kyle. Poor Lucy Lucy ends up at a shelter, awarding Dorit a 5k fine and even more embarrassment. Kyle throws an amazing pool party where Raquel and Becky would have never gotten past the charcuterie table, had they been invited. And we get to meet the newest real housewife, Denise Richards! This opener proves the Beverly Hills ladies are not going to disappoint us in Season 9.

The RHONJ ladies leave Cabo on separate planes. Jennifer goes on an apology tour. Melissa and Jackie talk family issues. And Margaret looks great while doing good work.

The RHONJ ladies are still in Cabo. We have some beautiful dinners; some ugly fights; and for some reason, a camel ride!

Some of the RHONJ ladies pick out a lovely gift for Teresa from the wrong jeweler. Very tan Teresa and Frankie place in their fitness competitions. The ladies make it to Cabo to let loose and recover from strict diets. Unfortunately, Jennifer's behavior just leaves a bad taste.

A wine tasting trip for the RHONJ ladies turns angry. Melania premiers her song. And Danielle manages to rile up anyone she can, while her husband offends all women.

On the latest RJONJ episode, a lot of time is spent in Turkey. Tre and Jackie talk it out, leaving Melissa relieved. Dolores shows her big heart. And best of all, Danielle fails to make an appearance, except for Margaret confirming she's done with that friendship.

It’s a Housewives on Housewives RHONJ double episode! In Ep 8, most of the ladies are still in Bimini. Danielle is out of focus at her photo-shoot. Real men eat conch and throw drinks. And happily over after 4 months. In Ep 9, we see lots of lunches. Jovani makes a guest appearance. And there is one helluva communion.