0:00 Intro
0:24 Why our podcast is called Hahaha Fantastic
2:07 Christian’s favorite line in Speed
3:08 How does recording equipment work in this world (Speed)?
4:48 Mack hates everyone but Jack
4:57 Alec didn’t know what WAP meant
5:52 Alec’s nacho story
8:47 Racism is everywhere
9:14 The Eric Andre Show
11:30 Our dumbest fan
11:57 Alec is not Black
13:53 Samuel L. Jackson and Black empowerment
14:22 The Good Christian Hug
15:19 Alec’s and Two Can Play That Game’s ending
16:40 RIP DMX
17:31 We are lazy
17:55 We recommend nothing
18:29 You can’t start with ska
18:46 Friendship story
20:20 Rage Against the Machine woes
21:24 Strangers trying to convince us to do things
23:32 Arnold Schwarzenegger and David Carradine
24:56 Female Empowerment
26:00 Hahaha Fantastic doesn’t care
26:21 Alec is still not Black and our podcast cover art
29:13 Greenland is lazy
30:23 Listen close sheepeople
30:50 The moving pictures company
32:01 Hahaha hipsters
32:45 Seasons of music
36:38 Touched
36:53 Bo Burnham and Mr. Krabs
38:08 Sam Jackson and Julia Louis Dreyfus gonna bang
39:30 Tarantino films ranked (Alec is such a hipster)
42:31 Live Free or Die Hard is Alec’s mom’s favorite movie
43:09 Christian hates John McClane
46:21 Alec’s dad is bald
46:50 Arnold Schwarzenegger and Justin Long
47:34 How do you like Die Hard 4 now Mrs. Mundy?
47:59 Watch Die Hard 4 or whatever
48:36 Cajun?
50:24 Christian only likes sad music
51:13 Alec’s cajon woes continued
52:31 Pitching or catching?
54:15 This ride isn’t canon
55:48 Ja Rule and Race Wars
58:28 Brian O’Connor is a bad cop
59:23 John McClane v. Jack Traven v. Brian O’Connor
1:03:17 What if Jesse’s dad is John Cena? (he wasn’t)
