Midweek Mention... Phone Booth

This week we've decided that you aren't bombarded by enough advertising as you go about your daily life so we start things off with a look at the Top 5 Adverts. From sexy coffee dramas and drum playing gorillas to Tango and sanitary pads, we go full Dad and mostly reminisce. 

After that we’ll continue our recent love affair with the biopic as we take a look at NETFLIX’S Oscar Nominated RUSTIN. Now you guys probably already knew that the architect of one of the defining moments of the civil rights movement and the man who organised the stage where Martin Luther King famously proclaimed “I Have A Dream” was actually a guy called Bayard Rustin who was criminally erased from history because of his sexual identity but this was news to me. But were we entertained?

We finish things off with a look at BLACK MIRROR for children, anthology horror tv series CREEPED OUT. Jessie is constantly embarrassed by her parents who are dorky and don't quite have enough cash to get her the kicks that will help her ingratiate herself into the cool gang so when sinister ventriloquist doll Mr Blackteeth offers her a way to control them she happily takes him up. Jessie may find she should be careful what she wishes for... 

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Never has the divide between us been so sharply illustrated than when reviewing 1998's ARMAGEDDON. For Dan, this is a beloved, often quoted action classic watched fondly with generations of family alike, Sidey likens it to the empty pleasure of a fast food meal whereas Reegs raises the usual litany of complaints he levels at every Michael Bay movie: the directors obsession with awesome macho bro's being awesomely macho, the disorientating editing and chaotic camera whirling, the portrayal of officials as insufferable idiots, the simultaneous slack-jawed fascination with technological innovation coupled with a complete disregard for any kind of scientific literacy, minor characters presented as comedy relief who are actually predators, racists or weirdos, action scenes that are consistently hard to follow because of their lack of geography and a script that is largely ignored and ad-libbed over by a huge ensemble cast, with no respect for the rhythm or overall tone of a piece. The movie's one redeeming quality is that there isn't a lot of nodding and winking at the audience; the actors and the script believe in the premise enough not to be dicks about it, but that doesn't save the fact that this is 151 minutes of sweaty men shouting incoherently at each other. Loud and aggressively stupid. But still excellent. 

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Welcome back to another episode of Bad Dads Film Review, where today we're celebrating the global tapestry of cinema by spotlighting the top 5 unforgettable foreign characters who've left a lasting impact on the silver screen. Then, we'll delve into the intrigue of "Paradise" (2023), before lighting up the mood with the animated antics of Pif and Hercule.

Paradise is set in a near-future dystopian society, a company named AEON dominates the market with a revolutionary technology allowing life-span transfer. The movie highlights the stark contrast between the wealthy, who can afford extended life, and the underprivileged, forced to sacrifice their life force for survival. Paradise raises questions about the ethical implications of technological advancements that allow for life extension, particularly when accessible only to a select few. The film explores the lengths one might go to for their loved ones and the moral dilemmas faced when fighting against a corrupt system. Whilst opening the movie with a very interesting idea, we felt the movie lost it's way a devolved into a generic kidnap/heist plot. A shame.

For our younger viewers and their nostalgia-loving parents, Pif and Hercule bring a dash of classic Franco-Italian comic fun to the screen. This animated series, featuring the clever dog Pif and his frenemy Hercule the cat, delivers laughs, adventures, and timeless lessons on friendship and rivalry, all wrapped up in a colourful, engaging package.

Whether you're in the mood for a cinematic journey across cultures, intrigued by the mystery of Paradise, or looking for some light-hearted entertainment with Pif and Hercule, today's episode has you covered. So, gather the family, pop some popcorn, and join us as we explore the rich diversity of characters and stories that cinema has to offer, proving once again that great storytelling knows no borders. 🌍🎬🐶🐱👨‍👧‍👦🍿

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Welcome back to the Bad Dads Film Review, where today we're diving into the thrilling world of A Man of Action, a movie that explores the gritty underbelly of criminal enterprise, morality, and the price of a life lived on the edge.

The film is loosely inspired by the life of Lucio Urtubia, a Spanish anarchist who orchestrated a large-scale counterfeiting operation targeting a major American bank.

The film explores the ideological clash between anarchist principles of collective good and the perceived greed and inequality fueled by capitalism, particularly within the banking system. While not explicitly portrayed as a hero, Lucio's actions resonate with some viewers as a form of rebellion against a perceived oppressive system, drawing comparisons to the "Robin Hood" archetype.  The film delves into the personal sacrifices and consequences faced by individuals who choose to fight against the established system. Whilst the impact of Lucio's action had a direct financial impact, the scope of the worldwide banking system that he attacked was simply too large rendering the efforts largely meaningless. Sadly this did have a bearing on our enjoyment of the movie somewhat, but overall, the dads still deemed this one worthy of your time. A strong recommend. 

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Welcome back to another episode of the Bad Dads Film Review! Today, we're celebrating the beautiful game with a look at the top 5 soccer player cameos in movies, stirring the pot with a review of The Kitchen (2023), and taking a nostalgic trip back to the chaotic world of Mr. Blobby.

Top 5 Soccer Player Cameos in Movies:

1. David Beckham in King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017) - Beckham's appearance as a disgruntled soldier overseeing Arthur's attempt to pull Excalibur from the stone adds a touch of modern celebrity to this ancient tale.
2. Pelé in Escape to Victory (1981) - The legendary Brazilian footballer stars alongside Michael Caine and Sylvester Stallone in this classic WWII prisoner-of-war escape film. Pelé's unforgettable bicycle kick remains one of the movie's highlights.
3. Zinedine Zidane, David Beckham, and Lionel Messi in Goal II: Living the Dream (2007) - This sequel features cameos from some of the biggest names in early 2000s football, adding authenticity and star power to the film's Real Madrid setting.
4. Eric Cantona in Elizabeth (1998) - The charismatic Frenchman swaps his football kit for medieval armor in this historical drama, showcasing his versatility beyond the football pitch.
5. Cameo appearances by multiple 1966 England World Cup team members in Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines (1965) - Though not a soccer film, this comedy classic features cameo appearances by England's World Cup heroes, adding a layer of national pride to its high-flying antics.

Main Feature - The Kitchen (2023):
The Kitchen (2023), co-directed by Kibwe Tavares and Daniel Kaluuya is the story of Izi, a solitary man desperate to leave "The Kitchen," who meets Benji, a young boy who lost his mother. Their unlikely bond develops as they navigate the harsh realities of their world, facing issues like poverty, displacement, and the fight for survival. We'll take a look and see how successfully the movie deals with it's themes of social inequality, community, fatherhood and resilience. 

Nostalgia Corner - Mr. Blobby:
For a lighter note, we're revisiting the unforgettable Mr. Blobby. A staple of British television in the 1990s, Mr. Blobby's slapstick humor and distinctive pink and yellow polka dot appearance left an indelible mark on pop culture. While his chaotic antics might not be for everyone, Mr. Blobby remains a nostalgic figure for a generation of viewers, representing a simpler, albeit bizarre, time in children's entertainment.

Whether you're here for the soccer, in anticipation of The Kitchen, or just for a walk down memory lane with Mr. Blobby, today's episode has something for every kind of dad. Join us as we explore the intersections of sports, cinema, and nostalgia, only on Bad Dads Film Review. 🎬⚽🍳👨‍👧‍👦🍿

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Welcome back to another episode of Bad Dads Film Review! Today, we're tackling an iconic blend of sports drama and wartime heroics with the 1981 classic, Escape to Victory.

Escape to Victory, directed by John Huston, is a film that intriguingly merges the worlds of World War II POW camps with the beautiful game of football (soccer, for our American friends). The movie is set against the backdrop of Nazi-occupied Europe, where a group of Allied prisoners of war (POWs) are roped into playing an exhibition match against the German National Team. However, the stakes are much higher than just the scoreline.

The Plot: A Game for Freedom
The Allied team, led by Colby (Michael Caine), a former professional footballer, and Captain Hatch (Sylvester Stallone), an American officer, quickly realize the match could be a golden opportunity for a daring escape. With the help of the Resistance and some ingenuous planning, the game becomes a thrilling front for one of the most audacious escape plans of the war.

What sets Escape to Victory apart is its unique casting, combining Hollywood heavyweights with footballing legends. Sylvester Stallone and Michael Caine share the screen with Pelé, Bobby Moore, and Osvaldo Ardiles, among others, bringing an unparalleled authenticity to the football sequences. The film is a rare treat that captures the spirit of the game and the intensity of the wartime setting.

At its core, Escape to Victory is a testament to the power of teamwork, resilience, and the indomitable human spirit. It's a film that celebrates the unifying power of sports and the strategic ingenuity required for survival under the most dire circumstances.

So, whether you're a history buff, a football fan, or just in love with classic cinema, Escape to Victory is a compelling watch.

Join us on Bad Dads Film Review as we dive deep into this wartime epic, explore its real-life inspirations, and maybe even share a few of our own moments of sporting glory (or lack thereof). It’s time to lace up, strategize, and play for the ultimate prize: freedom. 🎬⚽👨‍👧‍👦🍿

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Welcome back to another episode of Bad Dads Film Review! Today, we're taking a high-flying adventure with The Walk (2015), and then zooming into the animated world of Mighty Mouse for our younger viewers.

Directed by Robert Zemeckis and starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Philippe Petit, The Walk is a visually stunning film that tells the true story of Petit's daring high-wire walk between the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in 1974. This film is not just a tale of physical daring but an inspiring story of passion, creativity, and the pursuit of dreams against all odds.

The Walk is a cinematic tribute to the towers and the spirit of adventure. Zemeckis uses state-of-the-art visual effects to recreate the walk in a way that's as breathtaking for audiences as it was for Petit. Gordon-Levitt delivers a captivating performance, embodying Petit's determination and infectious enthusiasm.

At its heart, The Walk explores themes of overcoming fear, the artistry behind daredevil feats, and the human drive to achieve the impossible. It's a celebration of human ingenuity and the power of belief.

The Walk resonates on multiple levels. It's about the importance of following your passions and the value of persistence. Watching Petit's journey, we're reminded of the lessons we want to pass on to our kids: to dream big, work hard, and never give up, no matter how out of reach their goals may seem.

Switching gears, Mighty Mouse offers a delightful blast from the past for the little ones (and let's be honest, us dads too). This animated superhero mouse, with his classic catchphrase Here I come to save the day!, has been entertaining children with his heroic deeds and adventures for generations.

So, whether you're in the mood for a thrilling true story that will have you on the edge of your seat or looking for some wholesome entertainment for the kids, today's line up has got you covered. Tune in to Bad Dads Film Review as we walk the high wire with Philippe Petit and fly through the skies with Mighty Mouse. It's an episode filled with daring feats and superhero feats. 🎬🐭👨‍👧‍👦🍿

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Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review, where today we're delving into the DNA of a sci-fi masterpiece, Gattaca. This 1997 film, directed by Andrew Niccol, serves up a thought-provoking look at a future dictated by genetic engineering, where your DNA determines your destiny.

Gattaca presents a world where society is divided between the "Valids," those genetically engineered for perfection, and the "In-Valids," conceived naturally and seen as inferior. It's a chilling vision of a future where eugenics is not just accepted but embraced.

Ethan Hawke stars as Vincent Freeman, an "In-Valid" who dreams of space travel but is confined to menial jobs due to his genetic makeup. Undeterred, Vincent assumes the identity of a "Valid" (played by Jude Law) to join the Gattaca space program. It's a gripping tale of determination, identity, and the unquantifiable aspects of the human spirit.

Gattaca explores themes of discrimination, privacy, and the ethical implications of genetic manipulation. It questions the value we place on perfection and whether our genetics should define our capabilities and our place in the world.

With its sleek aesthetic, compelling narrative, and profound questions about humanity, Gattaca is more relevant today than ever. As we edge closer to its depicted future, the film serves as a cautionary tale about the path of progress and the essence of being human.

So, whether you're a sci-fi aficionado or just someone intrigued by the moral quandaries of future technologies, Gattaca offers a captivating watch. Join us on Bad Dads Film Review as we dissect this cinematic gem, exploring how it challenges our views on science, society, and the indomitable human spirit. 🧬🚀🎬👨‍👧‍👦🍿

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Welcome back to another episode of Bad Dads Film Review! Today, we're embarking on a journey that spans the monumental to the microscopic, starting with our top 5 iconic statues in film, blasting off with First Man, and then warping to the comedic cosmos of Lower Decks.

Top 5 Iconic Statues in Film (which may or may not make our list....):

1. The Statue of Liberty in Planet of the Apes (1968) - The unforgettable reveal of the half-buried statue is a powerful symbol of a fallen civilization and one of cinema's most iconic moments.
2. Christ the Redeemer in Fast Five (2011) - Towering over Rio de Janeiro, this statue provides a stunning backdrop to the high-octane heist.
3. The Lincoln Memorial in Forrest Gump (1994) - Forrest's speech at this iconic monument is a touching moment that blends history with the film's heartfelt narrative.
4. The Thinker in Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) - Brings humour and life to the famous sculpture, making it a memorable character in its own right.
5. Mount Rushmore in North by Northwest (1959) - The thrilling climax on the faces of this monumental sculpture is one of Hitchcock's most memorable scenes.

Main Feature - First Man:
Next, we strap in for a cinematic journey with First Man, directed by Damien Chazelle and starring Ryan Gosling as Neil Armstrong. This biographical drama offers an intimate, pulse-pounding look at the life of the astronaut and the legendary space mission that led him to become the first man to walk on the moon. It's a film that combines personal sacrifice, bravery, and the awe-inspiring wonder of space exploration.

Kids TV - Lower Decks:
For the little ones, and let's be honest, the adults too, we're taking a detour to the final frontier with Star Trek: Lower Decks. This animated series offers a hilarious take on the Star Trek universe, focusing on the support crew serving on one of Starfleet's least important ships. It's a fresh and funny perspective on the sci-fi we all know and love, proving that heroes come in all ranks.

Whether you're a fan of monumental cinema, space exploration, or interstellar laughs, today's episode has something for everyone. So join us on Bad Dads Film Review as we explore the iconic, the historic, and the hysterical. 🗽🚀🖖🎬👨‍👧‍👦🍿

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Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review, where today we're setting our sights on a classic piece of British cinema, The Bulldog Breed. Released in 1960, this film is a delightful mix of comedy, romance, and a dash of patriotism, embodying the charm and wit of early British films.

The Bulldog Breed stars the iconic Norman Wisdom, known for his slapstick humor and impeccable comedic timing, as Norman Puckle. After being rejected by the love of his life for not being adventurous enough, Puckle joins the Royal Navy, where his misadventures begin. What follows is a series of hilarious and often absurd events that lead Norman from being a hopeless romantic to an unlikely hero.

Our protagonist, Norman Puckle, finds himself in a whirlwind of naval training mishaps, including a memorable scene involving a rocket and an unintended trip to space. Yes, you heard that right – space! The film cleverly combines everyday situational comedy with the fantastical, making it a unique watch even by today's standards.

The Bulldog Breed is a showcase of Norman Wisdom's comedic genius. The film is packed with laugh-out-loud moments, showcasing Wisdom's physical comedy and endearing character work. It's a light-hearted look at naval life and British stoicism, with a message about perseverance and self-belief at its core.

So, whether you're a long-time fan of Norman Wisdom or new to his work, The Bulldog Breed offers a charming, laugh-filled voyage back to the golden age of British comedy. Reegs especially enjoyed this one!

Join us on Bad Dads Film Review as we dive into this gem of a film, exploring its comedic highs and heartfelt message. It’s time to hoist the sails for a journey filled with laughs, love, and a bit of lunacy! 🚢🎭🇬🇧👨‍👧‍👦🍿

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