We are coming at you on this Christmas morning with Candy Cane Lane. This wacky and (family friendly?) Christmas movies has us asking questions like

Why is Nick Offerman British?
Is counting calculus?
Whose fetish did this movie satisfy?

Listen to this episode to find out if any of these questions get answered.

In Part 1 of this double feature, horror hosts Zach, Danny, and Casey are joined by special guest Ben Davis as they tackle the unapologetically cynical, chaotically capitalist comedy JINGLE ALL THE WAY, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Rita Wilson, Jake Lloyd, and Phil Hartman. They discuss director Ben Davis' new short film The Jellyfish Man, the monster of consumerism, and what it means to be a "bad dad."

Check out guest Ben Davis' new short film The Jellyfish Man on Omeleto: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9jujEofkx4

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Special appearance from "Arnold" courtesy of Fakeyou.com

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In Part 2 of this double feature, Zach, Danny, and Casey explore a twisted spin on the lore of Ol’ St. Nick, RARE EXPORTS, starring Jorma Tommila, Onni Tommila, Peeter Jakobi, and Tommi Korpela. They discuss the Finnish legend of Santa Claus, the magic of candy canes, the heated differences between Coke and Pepsi, and much more.

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#JoinTheTalk for a Christmas day celebration with the jolliest King - Kurt Russell! 

Its a holly jolly sequel to last years Cult of Russell Christmas special with the 2020 Netflix sequel "The Christmas Chronicles 2" and the most perfect casting of Santa Claus and his faithful wife Mrs Claus played by Goldie Hawn!

So grab an eggnog, unwrap some gifts and lets have a groovy holiday!

Hear a very special message from Selena and Paul, the creative team behind the grooviest fest in the world; Brucefest! Get ready to go viral with BruceFest virtual on March 24th, pre sale tickets available now!

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#QuestionEverything every other Tuesday with Cult Talks: Conspiracy! where we dive deep into the dark corners of the fringe.

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The Christmas Episode! Listen to hear podcasts of Christmases past, present, and future, or something! 

Featuring Bo Segrest, Dan Karlin, Dan Ramirez, Rosemary West, and special guest star Kellie Moon

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🎄It’s 1984, and Ebenezer Scrooge is threatening to raise his asking price for a warehouse full of corn.  

This Christmas Eve episode not only drops on a Scrooge Sunday, but it’s also the Advent Calendar House’s 150th episode. To celebrate, I let listeners vote for which “Christmas Carol” to cover, and the winner is the 1984 TV movie starring George S. Scott, along with original “Equalizer” Edward Woodward as a sassy Ghost of Christmas Present, and we even spotted our favorite Alfred Pennyworth, Michael Gough, as a not-so-portly gentleman.  

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🎙 Guests:  

Erin Evans (@mserinevans).  

Joey O. (Y-Not Radio, @imgonnadj24).  

Anthony Strand (ToughPigs.com, Movin’ Right Along, @durwoodclapper.bsky.social).  

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💬 Topics & Tangents:  

1. David Warner in “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze.”  

2. George S. Scott in “Angus” and “Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue.”  

3. “God Bless Us Everyone,” this movie’s theme music by Nick Bicât.  

4. Wikipedia and NO ONE ELSE names one Cratchit child “Michael,” played by Susannah York’s (Mrs. Cratchit) real-life son, Orlando Wells.  

5. Michael Carter (Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come) as Bib Fortuna in “Return of the Jedi.”  

6. “It’s Corn,” and My favorite “Futurama” joke.  

7. Scrooge’s grave, allegedly a real, reinscribed headstone, at St. Chad’s Church in Shrewsbury.  

8. Twelve Hundred Ghosts - A Christmas Carol in Supercut.  

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📼 Commercial Break:  

IBM Sponsored Commercial Break from the original airing of “A Christmas Carol.”  

George C. Scott “Read More About It” PSA.  

The Christmas Podcast Network All-Star Comedy Christmas Show!  

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“A Christmas Carol” © 1984 Travenol Laboratories Limited.  

In memory of Jason Gross (1976–2023).  

“Christmas in Your Heart” (from “A Garfield Christmas Special”) performed by Todd from Vista Blue/Second Saturday.  

Theme song by Bronwen’s Ghost.  
Full show notes and social links at adventcalendar.house.

Join us as we unwrap the quirks and charm of 'bad movie' magic with a holiday twist! In this episode, we delve into the cult classic 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians,' exploring its wacky fusion of Santa, Martians, and 1960s sci-fi.

Discover why this film, known for its campy effects and offbeat storytelling, has found a special place in the hearts of audiences despite its notorious reputation. We'll dissect its enduring appeal, discussing the nostalgic joy it brings and its journey from cinematic oddity to beloved holiday tradition. Tune in for a merry adventure through the universe of "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians."

Welcome back to another episode of Bad Dads Film Review! Today, we're donning our Santa hats and diving into the action-packed, darkly comedic world of Violent Night.

Violent Night takes the classic holiday movie and flips it on its head. Think less 'Miracle on 34th Street' and more 'Die Hard' meets 'Bad Santa.' This isn't your typical feel-good Christmas film; it's a wild ride that blends festive cheer with high-octane action.

The story unfolds on Christmas Eve, as a group of mercenaries breaks into a wealthy family's home. But little do they know, this house is under the watchful eye of a very different kind of Santa Claus. This Santa is more about fighting than gifting, and he's not afraid to get his hands dirty to save the holiday.

This film reinvents Saint Nick, turning him into an action hero with a heart of gold and fists of steel. It's a refreshing take on the jolly old elf, delivering thrills, spills, and a fair share of laughs.

Violent Night is a decent blend of genres, appealing to those who love a good action flick, as well as fans of unconventional Christmas movies. It's filled with witty one-liners, intense fight scenes, and a unique story that keeps you guessing. The film manages to be both a parody of and a love letter to the holiday season.

So, grab some eggnog, kick back, and join us for a deep dive into the merry mayhem of Violent Night. It's a holiday film with a twist, perfect for Dads looking for a little more action with their tinsel. 🎅🎄🥊🎬👨‍👧‍👦

We love to hear from our listeners! By which I mean we tolerate it. If it hasn't been completely destroyed yet you can usually find us on twitter @dads_film, on Facebook Bad Dads Film Review, on email at baddadsjsy@gmail.com or on our website baddadsfilm.com.

Until next time, we remain...

Bad Dads

Get a little groovy this holiday season! 

#JoinTheTalk for a Cajun  Christmas with Bruce Campbell! It’s the 2022 Hallmark Christmas movie “My Southern Family Christmas.” learn the meaning of the season the Pere Noel way, experience the magic of forgiveness and redemption on the bayou, and witness a big city girl learning to embrace the slow comfort of small-town living. Bailey, Eric, Ty, and Mike take a bite of this home-baked meat pie and decide whether it’s a Groovy Christmas or not! 

Merry Christmas to all til I saw you some mo!

Hear a very special message from Selena and Paul, the creative team behind the grooviest fest in the world; Brucefest! Get ready to go viral with BruceFest virtual on March 24th, pre sale tickets available now!

Make sure to follow @CultTalkNet on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube for more Groovy content!

Check out Cult of Campbell every other Monday for a groovy dose of Bruce Campbell!

For more information on Virtual Brucefest on March 24th visit BruceFest.Co and follow @Brucefestofficial on Instagram.

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Explore the vast worlds of Fantasy and Sci-Fi with our long-form exploration podcast, Cult of Lore! You can find FULL videos of Cult of Lore as well at youtube.com/CultTalkNet.

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Oscar and Carl do the unthinkable, redo a movie on who would watch this. This is huge, even more huge, making it a tradition  (maybe). Oscar and Carl watch the polar express for a second time to figure out who is watching this movie every year?? Is it you, put on something better, the holdovers just came out, don't keep going back to this weird gci boring mess. 

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Carrying on the holiday content with Kwanzaa (but still Christmas), we're discussing the 2022 Hallmark movie, Holiday Heritage. And we thought what better way to cover it than with romance novel and Hallmark movie expert, Alison from We Read It One Night?

HH centers on three generations of women: Ella, the young graphic designer; Micah, her mom who works at the family bakery; and Tess, the recently widowed grandmother who runs the bakery. When Ella finds out her mom and grandmother are fighting, she teams up with her old flame to channel her dead grandpa's love for Kwanzaa and bring them back together. Is it good? Is there chemistry? Is Ella a good daughter? All questions we bring to our discussion. 
 
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Sarah (the bookworm) & Abby (the movie watcher), discuss the book-to-movie adaptation, "Christmas with the Kranks" (or "Skipping Christmas")  

Based on the book by John Grisham (2001)
Directed by Joe Roth (2004) 

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0:00 - Intro & Summary

2:00 - Movie Discussion

38:28 - Cast & Crew/Awards

43:31 - Pop Culture

55:14 -  Rankings & Ratings

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and more Fun Facts to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Christmas classic, Elf!! 

Season 4: Episode 1 – Get Ready for Christmas in July! Weekend 1 – What We’re Watching. 

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Thank you for listening in to Chicks on Christmas Flicks podcast! This week, we've got one chick, K.L. Brady, and I detail our list of must watch TV Christmas Movies for 2020 through Thanksgiving.    

 Ho-Ho-Ho Holiday Movie Headlines
·      Christmas in July Schedule  

·      Two New Christmas in July TV Christmas Movies 

Based on: The Christmas Books that Make the Movies

·      Will Update Later 

Friday

1.     Christmas to Remember 

Saturday

2.     The Santa Stakeout 

3.     Northern Lights of Christmas 

4.     Five Star Christmas 

5.     Love You Like Christmas 

1.     Time for ____ to Come Home – 5 Movie Marathon 

Sunday

2.     A Gift to Remember 

3.     Cherished Memories: A Gift to Remember 2  

4.     Cranberry Christmas 

5.     The Perfect Christmas Present 

6.     A Christmas Melody 

7.     A Glenbrooke Christmas 

8.     Christmas on My Mind 

9.     A Little Christmas Charm

10.  Christmas Bedtime Stories 

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Mr. Christmas himself, Alonso Duralde, of many other podcasts, returns to dissect the third, and most narratively sweaty, of the Santa Clause trilogy, "The Escape Clause." Also, if you're wondering who stole Cagemas, Dan says a few words about it. Let's not say "goodbye" let's just say "congratulations, Mr. Cage, on paying off your castles."

Wikipedia page for The Santa Clause 3

Movies recommended in this episode:

Adult Swim Yule Log

The Big Four

Mahanagar

Confess, Fletch

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• To enter the contest, make a music video for the song Sexy Xenomorph (link to song in show notes) in a style of your choosing.
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• The winner will get a Flop House prize pack and will get to pick a movie for us to cover.

I guess we are doing Christmas again, so here is a movie about dreaming unhappy things. Also relevant for some reason: Tongues.

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